Decidueye has no hair, he is a bald bird How do you comfort him?

>>31918493
fuck

>>31918493
Owls aren't birds

>>31918493

Rubbing my dick on his bald head

no birds have hair dipshit

A wig

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>>31918585
What kind of wig?
It's gotta be a cool one so Decidueye can get his confidence back

>>31918626
Give Decidueye some hair so Staraptor and Pidgeot won't bully him anymore

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>>31918493
>tfw high useless special attack but extremely low amount of hair

>>31918493

wiv my benis :DDDD

>>31918493
>he

ggggggggggggggg ggggvggggfgfawdggg

>>31918493
what the fuck is happening to him in that picture

is he okay

>>31920055
>he

it's a jojo reference, the hood is also its hair

>>31920055
getting fucked up the urethra

>>31920070
I'm sorry I assume xhir gender.

>>31918493
Owls don't normally have hair, so there's nothing to be ashamed about.

>>31920121
Then why is it wearing a distracting hoodie? It's covering up its shame.

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>>31918493
>bird
>im
>fucking
>plying

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>tfw not bald

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>>31920152
I'm still surprised they made hair look so good on a Pokémon. I thought they would look terrible in every case, but they look fantastic on Primarina

>>31920189
because is a tumblrina

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>>31920189
This. The animation of Primarina's hair during Sparkling Aria is my favorite.

>>31920248
Yes, anon, you're completely right. Good job.
>>31920251
Agreed. Spooky mermaid hair are cool as fuck.

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>>31920151
>Be literally every Decidueye
>Have literally no hair
>Almost every other bird pokemon has something to adorn its head
>Can't find a mask that fits your stupid face
>Get some face paint and give yourself some orange tribal paint to be cool
>Can't grow any head plumage, not a single feather
>Put a hoodie on to be edgy and cool
>Can't find a Decidueye gf, all the qt grass-ghost birbs choose to get pumped and dumped by the Chad Staraptors with full heads of beatiful feathers
>Can't even find a birdmon gf, your complete lack of bodily adornment is a huge turn-off, they don't even realize you're flirting because you have to feathers to puff up
>Even fucking Mandibuzz turned you down
>Thank god your trainer lets you use his fleshlight

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>>31921379
>Chad Staraptors with full heads of beatiful feathers

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Why doesn't he have hair?!
Is Decidueye a bald numale like Carl the Cuck?
Or a """tough""" bald guy like Vin Diesel

>>31920151
>bird
>im
>fucking

that's lewd, anon

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>>31921379
>your trainer lets you use his fleshlight

>usually your fleshlight is cold and you just stuff your dick into the cool rubbery tube
>but today it was warm
>whatever, you just got done chilling with that cute girl from down the street and you needed to destress
>you cram your willy into the fleshlight, and notice an odd feeling
>there's something in there
>you pull out Anon Jr only to find it covered in semen already
"What to heck???" you say
>You peel apart the lips of your BadDragonite fleshlight and someone else's nut oozes out
>Fucking Decidueye didn't rinse out the fleshlight after he used it

>>31918493
I wanna singa

decidueye's hoodie is actually its hair

what now faggots

>>31921777
ABOUT THE MOONA AND THE JUNE-A AND THE SPRINGA

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>>31921822
>DIDF shows up
topu keko

>>31918493
Decidueye looks like total shit when you remove it's hood.