Would you a space roach?

>>31918300
Only if he Poison Jabs my ass.

>>31918300
Well I'd at the very least give it a hug

If it would let me

>>31918300
_he's cute, but too thin for me

how pleasant can it actually be to fuck a stack of lampshades

i mean really

>>31918300
Yeah

>>31918336
Very. She'd be really tight

>>31918336
no bully

Sure, if she eats pokebeans then there must be a hole for them to go out.

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>>31918300
You bet I would.

>>31918333
Post Phat Pheromosa plz.

>>31918300
No, but I'd let my Pokemon fight over (it)

do she hav pus pus?

>>31920075
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This roach is so serious all time I think, I rather prefer be a friend, I like pokemon type fight.

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>those shorts
Y
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>>31918300
Would I!

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>>31918300

Better question is would you bamboo rocket ship

>>31921938
I would but Celesteela has almost no good lewds.

>>31921909
Not bad. That's a great picture. I don't see a lot of fanart of Pheromosa but this one is great.

>>31922336

It's a god damn shame really

>>31922336
What do you mean by good lewds?
link them, for inspection purposes

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>>31918300
What do UB even eat? I wouldn't want to feed it something and then have it die the next day.

>>31923034
Ask her.

>>31923034
pokebeans

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>>31923034
Pheromosas eat hamburgers, that much I'm certain.

>>31918300

It's not a roach. It's a extradimensional Pokémon.

>>31924208
It's probably just your Pokemon that has an appetite for burgers.

>>31918300
Funny thing is... despite its anthropomorphically feminine look, it actually primarily displays the sexual traits of a male cockroach. This contrasts with Buzzwole, which has a typical anthropomorphically MASCULINE appearance, yet displays the sexual characteristics of a FEMALE mosquito.

>>31918300
I would give her belly rubs, yes, because she's essentially a pet.

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>>31919491

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>>31921938

>>31923034
Dicks

>>31923034
>your pheromosa will never tentatively begin rubbing your dick

>>31924504
Traits of male cockroach aside, I don't know many people that think Pheromosa is male. Same with Buzzwole. Though it's weird that Pheromosa has traits of a male roach and Buzzwole has traits of female mosquitoes.

>you will never get a hug from your pheromosa

>>31924504

Males still have an anus

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>>31918300
Anon, you forgot the verb. What am I suppsoed to do?

>>31925415
teach her about the wonders of this universe and love her unconditionally

>>31925415
caress her

>>31924561
please stop posting these because they are drew really bad. Like it has eyes under the "hair, while the eyes are those "green jewels"

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>>31925238
It's from a different dimension so you'll probably have to teach it about hugs and stuff so it doesn't take it as a threat when you go and touch it.

>>31925865
You can only imagine the stories of teaching Pheromosa, Celesteela, Buzzwole, etc about life on our dimension and our behavior.

>>31925865
>>31925975
>you will never teach pheromosa about what a dick is for

>>31926140
How would you even teach her that?

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>>31926256
get creative!

>>31926302
Skullfucking?

>>31926389
well, if you can't come up with anything else I guess that'll do

>>31927205
What else do you got then?

>>31919472
Time for the BIG BOOT.

>>31926256
Pheromosa, this is a dick. It's for CUT IT OFF

>>31927264
Well I didn't see that coming.

>>31927252
You're going to need a bigger boot.

The UBs look more like something I'd rather cuddle with than fuck.

>>31928123
But what if she wants to experience what "lovemaking" is, anon?

As her trainer you have an obligation to fulfill

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Sure why not

>>31929201
Pretty sure overfeeding it would be pokeabuse. You better lend it to me so I can help it burn some of those calories off.

All of you are degenerates for even considering the idea of fucking a damn cockroach, an inter dimensional one at that. Point is, your filthy micro-penises aren't worthy for Phermosa.

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>>31929373
What if its into small penises? I mean Pheromosa does have a really thin body after all.

>>31929373
>implying that when you "beat" her with your cock, beat boost won't activate and make your dick bigger.

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>>31918300

Not that one, too skinny

>>31929201

Almost but we can still do better

>>31929201
Very cute

>>31929998
Not cute

Pokemon are friends. You sick.

>>31931357
>he doesn't fuck his friends

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>>31924504
That's not good

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>>31918300

>>31924504
I would chalk that up to GF trying to emphasize just how alien these things are. That said, this is making me reconsider whether I would the space roach.

>>31931391
>>31931441
fags

Its still a girl

>>31931645
>Trying to avoid potential faggotry
>Fag anyway

Just can't win.

>>31929201
Sauce?

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>>31932251
Click the google button next to the picture

>>31929373
Are you >>31927264?

>>31918300
Nope. She's shit.

>>31935664
NO BULLY

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>>31918300

>>31935827
You can't exterminate what you can't catch!

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>>31931682
this gave me a good chuckle

>>31935827
rude

>>31929201
Me on the left.

>>31918300
4 of them
Or I would if she wasn't so brutishly strong

>>31921909
I never noticed shiny Pheromosa had a silver crown.

>>31918300
Any day<333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

space roach coast to coast

>>31940648
neither did I

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>>31918300
only if they would me

>>31944236
>you will never EVER be sexually dominated by a pack of horny pheromosa

>>31944236
Why 4 anyway

>>31947286
Because you catch 4 in the game, you stupid obby.

>>31944995
I really don't want to know what happens when a Pheromosa is in heat.

I actually really, really like pheromosa. The design and emotes in game are just super appealing to me. Delicate and elegant, but the design itself is unique and interesting to look at in my opinion. It's a definitely a unique twist on a roach.

>>31947302
Don't be retarded anon.
I mean why 4 Pheromosa?
It seems like a lot compared to the other UBs, the only one as common as Pheromosa is Kartana.

>>31947308
broken pelvis

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>>31951550
>harem
>having different builds
>trading for other UB that doesn't have roach in their version

>>31951648
Yeah but there's only 2 for most of them (fulfilling all of those reasons), I can't see why specifically Pheromosa and Kartana are the two they decide to give two of.
Not that I'm complaining, the more the merrier.

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>>31951175

How do you guys prefer to build her? Physical or Special?

>>31931410
Poison hasn't been SE on Bug for 6 generations.

>>31952849
>Cleric
>witch nails

This doesn't look like a fighter.

>>31952849

It's Emilia from Re:Zero

>>31944236
packoffags.jpg

>>31929201
Given its light exoskeleton, I would assume a bulky body would cause it to collapse in on itself.

>>31954988
both

>>31954988
Physical is more reliable, but since I fucked up and got a modest one I've been running it special. At least it can sometimes surprise the opponent, but it's very rare and generally inferior.

>>31918300
Man I'm glad bug types got 2 new legendaries this gen, I love Genesect but these are great too.