WHO IS HAU'S FATHER??
>>31916926
Hala's son possibly
>>31916926
You silly, fathers don't exist in the Pokémon world except for some rare occasion
>>31916935
Proof?
>>31916926
me
ask me anything
>>31918302
So you've had sex with a woman?
...What's it like?
>>31918455
smelly and loud
>>31916935
>>31916943
>Probably
Hala IS Hau's Grandfather; you know that right?
>>31919553
Yeah. and I bet next you're gonna try to tell me that Kukui is The Masked Royal
Borck n misty r he parents
>>31916962
AW SON OF A BITCH
>>31919553
The first sign of autism is being unable to detect a joke.
bruno?
>>31920523
is this a ____ _________?
brock
hala mentions his son not wanting to have anything to do with alola's weird traditions so he fucked off to kanto
also the whole squinty eyes and dark skin thing
>>31921675
Brock is and always will be a virgin
>>31921675
I dunno about Brock, he doesn't look like the kind of guy who would have children, he just seems too young and probably doesn't even know about Alola that much
If anything, I think Bruno makes a better contender for his father. I can't guarantee his skin color since it's been very inconsistent in the games, but it is pretty dark in the anime (assuming if that counts). Plus, he's a fighting type specialist, just like Hala.
>>31921759
I agree, this must be it
>>31921759
well, 10 years have passed since rb
look at red now, he's an adult
ANON!!!!
HAVE YOU BEEN JERKING OFF TO ME AGAIN?
YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!
>>31922128
>>31922128
lol no. I jerk it to mature women not lolis
>>31922162
Brionne isn't a loli
She's in between a loli and adult