>What is this?
Put simply, a simulation of Pro Evolution Soccer being competed between teams which are embodiments of boards of the 4chan imageboard. The players represent facets of each board's culture. And of course, /vp/ has their own team as well.
>Why should I care and why don't you fuck off?
The cup only happens once every 3 or 6 months for like 3 weeks and only on the weekend so we wont interrupt your true /vp/ experience for too long. If you are new, give it a try and you might even enjoy it. If you don't, we are sorry.
>What's the new roster?
The NEW current roster can be found on the wiki under implyingrigged info/wiki//vp/
>Where's the stream?
It's in the main page of the wiki, on hitbox.
It's finals day, so quarters, then semis, then the third place match and then the final.
We're up against /jp/ first in the quarterfinals, right after /mu/ vs. /gd/
It's lit
AWWW SHIT. We made magic yesterday, can we do it again?
Today's the day we win the cup, lads
It has been a fantastic ride so far, thank you managers and everyone involved.
However why stop here? To victory!
We're gonna get fucked lol
>>31913517
/jp/ is going to be tough but if we pull through I believe we have a good chance of winning
in 3 games (1 of them retracted) /vp/ has never beaten /jp/
Today is the day!
#BringBackMcBeb
>>31913612No.
are we fugged?
>>31913612#BringBackPowdinet
#BringBackCabbage
>>31913620
Leave /jp/ to me
>>31913648
he literally never scored this cup
>>31913656
It'll happen soon, he's been top assist as well.
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTGfvj-QPqE
GET HYP
>>31913656
Fug has been sleeping tightly, I'm sure it will awaken soon
I miss him ;-;
I'm almost crying, lads ;-;
>>31913656
Fug was responsible for yesterday's winning goal, though--without him controlling the free kick like he did, Toppu Kekku would never have gotten the chance to put in the rebound.
go /VP/
this game
We're up next.
All right Fug, time to wake up. /jp/ is invading your ozone layer
Let's go /vp/!
In the bag!
Postan Fug
Here we go lads.
Don't overreact if anything lads, remember it's only game, regardless of result.
Post fugs for good luck
>>31913889
I just fucking love this goal
such great counterattacking
Let's go lads.
nebby better get in the (correct) net today
HERE WE FUCKING GO
>lost the coin flip
welp
>Away team
It's over;_;
IKU Z
However this ends, know that I love you Brothers and Sisters.
Good luck managers!
hold me /vp/ i'm scared
IKU ZE
FOR AUTISM, FOR GLORY, AND FOR THE MIGHTY FUG
>>31913454
I swear to god if we choke now we're no better than Ash
>Red Burasto Bahn
>>31913976
Nah thats for when we choke the finals.
>>31913976
Even worse. Ash made it to the finals at least
I fucking hate /jp/s goalhorn
>>31913985
/ourboi/ is fucked
>>31913985
The bench is looking good.
Those /jp/ conditions are very fucking good
>FOUR (4) /jp/ reds
>blue keeper for us
GOD FUCK
>>31914001
Yeah. Fuck.
Red brastbrn
we can't lose
NOT CANADIAN! KEKKELS! RESOLINK! TAKE MY ENERGY!!!!!!!!!!!
<3 love FBD
>>31914001
>>31914002
what do the arrows mean, how are they determined
>>31914002
Our second keeper is orange
>>31914002
We have yellow Smogonsword though.
>>31914022
Our faget manager better bring the Sord in.
BURASTO
A
A
N
>>31914020
Conditions. Up is good, down is bad. They are given at random.
>>31914020
They're random, they determine how easily they get exhausted
We can do it, /tr/ainers!inb4 choke ;-;
>>31914040
>>31914045
well manager swap the goalie already
>keeping in catchemall
FUCK YOU MANAGER REEEEE
>>31914051
Goalies are a bit weird in that they sometimes aren't swapped.
S M O G O N S W O R D
A N Y T I M E
>catch em all still in
You guys did this before and lost...
>looks like they're gonna trust Gotta Catch 'em All
NO
NO WE WON'T
SUB CATCH PLX
>>31914053
Blue condition on keeper shouldn't be that bad. I don't know the stats but I think catch em all is longer than smogonsword
Alright, we gucci now.
Here we fucking go boys
lol our manager caved to the demands
Oh thank fuck. No one can outplay the coinflip.
woo thanks for taking out the blue GK
Link to the match?
go /VP/
Good luck /vp/
>>31914053
>>31914065
>>31914067
It's because the second keeper tends to perform worse than the first keeper anyway, even though its condition is worse.
>>31914093
check the op
Did the commentators literally just say "lol" as a word?
CAN WE BURASUTO IT ALL?
>>31914093
it's on the main page of the wiki linked to in the OP
>>31914105
who doesn't?
FUG
FUCK
fug...
Not /ouryear/ boys
God fucking dammit
we're FUGGED
FUCK EVERYTHING
DAMN IT
Pack it up lads, it's over.
;_;
Fug
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG
FUG
well, fug.......
GAS
THE
WEEBS
FUCK
ogre
Mobilefag here, what's happening?
ITS NOT OVER, THERE'S A LOT OF GAME LEFT
CRASH!!!
>PES
kek, it's dead
>>31914151
game just crashed
onee-sama
>>31914145
The 4chan is a weeaboo imageboard is overused, but fuck this is a board literally dedicated to a japanese game. Where do you think we are?
ARCEUS IS ANGRY
CRASHING THIS GAME
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>31914151
/jp/ is winning 1-0
but Boris game crashed
>recovered
fuck
BOOST YOUR FUCKING SPEED, SNIBS
FUG
FUG
FUG
FUG
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
FUG
F U G DID IT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
FUUUUG
>>31914177
>Wanting any boosts other than evasion
What are you, stupid?
FUG FUG FUG FUG
hell yeah
F U G
U
G
>>31913656
THERE IT IS
F U G
U
G
IKU Z LADS
FUG GETS HIS GOAL
FUG ME UP SON
FUG
He finally did it
fug finally did it!
IKU ZE
FUG
>>31914204
>>31914202
>>31914200
>>31914199
SPOTTED BY SKEETER
NOT OVER YET
>no iku ze
ruined
HE DID IT!!!! FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
IKU ZE
FUG
YES FUG
YEEEEEESSSSS
why is masked royal a bulbasaur>?
fuck this
AAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK OFF /jp/
FUG THIS SHIT
GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR GOAL
FUCK
>this /jp/ goalhorn
fucking creeps
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
This fucking goalhorn
Smogon no Tsurugi a shit! SHIT!
fuck
>>31914235
Blender stuff didn't work out well
>Aegislash in Blade form
There's your problem
Fug...
they beat the coin flip
>>31914158
just playing a jap game doesn't make one a weeb
weeb is just overused
Ash also started out with a lead. Don't worry, Alan will win.
>top kuck
I can't handle how they pronounce BURASTO BAAN
>TOPPU CHOKU
W-we still got it lads, r-right?
>not believing it GCEA
you did this to yourselves
>>31914304
Yeah, I believe.
>>31914304
It's only a 1 point lead
FUG
FUG
U
G
FUUUUG :D
WHAT A BLOOTA
FUGGIN BLOOTER
FUG KEEPING US IN THIS SHIT
FUG
HOLY MOTHER OF FUG
HOLY SHIT HERE WE FUCKING GOOOO
BASED FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG
MEGA FUG
BLOOOOOOOOOOTER
THE REIGN OF FUG
FUG
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
FUG ME UP SENPAI
FUG
FUG WITH A ROCKET!!!!!!!! FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
MOST
DANGEROUS
LEAD
The Dragon Has Ascended!
BURASTO AND FUG
FUG SUPREMACY
FUG IS OUR WAIFU
FUGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!!!!
>No Iku Ze
>>31914304
FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGG
Fug is special.
CARD!!!
IN
THE
BAG
GET IN THE FUCKING GOAL
IN THE FUCKING BAG
GOT IN THE FUCKING BAG
IKU ZEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IKU ZE
INTO THE BAG IT GOES
IN THE FUCKING BAG
IN
THE
BAG
GGGGOGOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/BAG/
GET IN!!!!!!!
NEBBY
YAS
IT'S IN
GET IN THE NET
BAGGED
A
G
G
E
D
OH SHIT NIGGAS WE COULD DO THIS.
STAY IN THE GOD DAMN BAGGG
IT'S IN THE FUCKING BAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUG!!
IN THE BAG!!!
>first hat trick this cup
>first free kick this cup
noice
IKU ZE
>>31914406
GET IN THE BAG NEBBY
>using a choker's song as goal horn
Who was the genius who did this?
IN THE BAG
IKU ZE
>>31914406
GET IN THE BAG NEBBY!
FUCK YOU ROBOCOP
>>31914406
Get in the bag Nebby!
Is their like a link to this or something?
>>31914437
It's on the front page of the wiki linked to in the OP.
Read good next time.
>>31914437
Check the Op
>>31914437
top stream on hitbox
>>31914437
first page of hitbox
Spot me Skeeter is fucking dead, holy crap
>>31914456
It's because of memenpress, we've turned it off now.
>mfw /vp/ will win a 4cc before Ash wins a league
Hold me boys
>4 MINUTES
MY HEART
>>31914479
Be careful of hubris, friend.
Do I make new bread asap or when our next game's about to be up?
inb4 jinx
ARE WE ACTUALLY WINNING????
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
JUST
NOOOOOO
FUCKING WEEBS
RIGGED
AS
FUCK
FUCK
>>31914504
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>extra time
PANIC
FUCKING FAIRIES RUINING EVERYTHING
THE STRONKEST
FUCK
>>31914502
FUCKING
JINXED
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK
FUCK YOU REF BALL
4 FUCKING MINUTES
OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK
>>31914502
Fuck you
>cirno
>>31914479
Thanks for jinxing it again!
MAXIMUM OVERRIG
NO WE BLEW IT!
NO
>>31914502
>>31914504
YOU FUCKS
>>31914502
YOU JINXED IT
Get fucked nerds.
RIGGED
No...
POKEFAGGOTS BTFO
>>31914528
WITH JEWEL BRIGHT AND BORROWED MIGHT FROM THE SPIRITS OF THE DEPARTED... THROUGH SACRED RITE, IN THY GREAT SIGHT, MY LIFE AS WELL I OFFER...
...UGH...NGH...GH... I SUMMON THEE...TO AID...THIS FIGHT... AND SAVE US...FROM DISASTER! REALIZE THEM...UPON THIS WORLD...! FOR THIS I DO SUMMON THEE!
FUUUUUUG!!!
why does Aegislash keep losing the 50/50s
I fucking jinxed it
no fucking way
>>31914502
>>31914504
>>31914479
the city of (you)
Bring out BURASUTO
He can bring us through
That fucking +4 extra time
OH MY FUCK.
>>31914548
Shit I didn't mean to reply.
All of our players are almost ded
Fuck, we lost this
>4 min
>Not rigged
GUYS GUYS SNIPS MUST BE FINAL FORM RIGHT NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>31914555
He was on the pitch, but got subbed out.
Blame the manager.
>>31914567
No, he's just got +6 SpA.
>4 mins
>"accidental" tactic switch
>goal at last min
>/jp/ had 1 sub remaining
>implying not riggled
It's over isn't it
Fucking Snips
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fucking elevens.
>>31914584
Now it is ;_;
FUG
I'm mad.
>>31914584
yes
FUCKING HELL SNIPS
NOW THEY SCORED
>>31914560
FUG OF JP
JUST
it's over isn't it?
FUCK OFF MARISA
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>31914502
>>31914504
Its ashnime all over again
FUCK
We choked like Ash.
Why did we have to use IKUZ?
Is it over?
TETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETETE
God fucking damnit, it isn't fucking fair
Fucking +4
WE SUBBED OUT BURASUTO
WE DESERVED THIS
WE'RE STILL IN THIS
THERE'S STILL A CHANCE
>>31914593
they should have switched him he's been dead the longest.
that fucking threw the game
We wanted it so hard. we fought like kings
Well, >you've played better this game when you were down, so maybe now you have a shot?
Is Ash your coah or something?
The team's too gassed to come back. That Cirno goal was the dagger.
>>31914603
Again, didn't mean to reply
Worse than fucking Ash.
We have to many fairy weakness, we need more steel types!
>>31914615
He's literally dead
smogonsword sucks ass
it's our fault, isn't it
RELEASE SNIPS
Ash has at least seen finals
s m h
>>31914648
It took him 6 tries
>>31914646
That last goal was all on the defense desu kid
Ah, yes, only /vp/ chokes like this
Nostalgic
IT'S HAPPENING
IN THE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
BUT WAIT
GET IN THE FUCKING GOAL
HOPE
IN THE BAG FUCKERS
Don't lose heart /vp/. There's always a chance.
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>THIS GAME
MY ANUS IS FUCKING CLENCHED
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOl
>>31914652
IN THE BAGGGG
HOPE?!
Eat a dick, crying faggots!
This game isn't over!
LILLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!
THERE IS HOPE
NEBBY STATUS: BAG
ANOTHER ONE IN THE BAG
WE GOING TO BENULDIES
LILLIE YES
THE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
YA GOTTA BELIEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY DICK IS DIAMONDS RIGHT NOW
HAHAHAHHAHAH
YES
IN THE BAG
Jesus christ what a match
>>31914680
There is always hope.
GET OUT OF /JP/ AND GET IN THE BAG
>>31914685
GET IN THE BAAAAAG
>>31914686
>THIS FUCKING MATCH
HOLD MY BALLS, /VP/
HOLD
MY
HEART
GUYS
>BENULDIES
BENULDIES LADS
HA HA TIME FOR BENULDIES
We're masters of RNG
We can fucking do this guys
B E N A L D I E S
>BENULDIES
I NEED A CIGARETTE
>BENULDIES
Match of the tournament
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>31914734
I NEED A FEW
HOLD ME /VP/
Send help
>this fucking game
No matter what happens, you guys should be proud, this was the best match on the cup so far
FUCK WHY ARE WE PUTTING A MEME KEEPER AS A PENALTY TAKER?
Post memes to give /vp/ meme magic power!
We need some legit hax here
THIS
FUCKING
MATCH
HELP
HOLD ME
PROTECT
>>31914767
Someone please hold me
OH
TOO MUCH AUTISM
IKU ZE
WE DID IT LADS
10/10 /vp/. That was incredible.
YES!
>>31914767
YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YES YES YES
WE DID IT
WE DID THIS
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!
WE FUCKING DID IT
WE FUCKING DID IT LADS
WE FUCKING DID IT LADS
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE DID IT
WE ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT
SEMIFINALS
AHAHAHAHAHA
TOO MUCH AUTISM WINS THE GAME
>>31914784
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEH
I'M FUCKING CRYING LADS
IT HAPPENED
WE'RE TOP 4
TOP
4
HUG ME GUYS I LOVE YOU ALL
GUYS I LOVE ALL OF (You)
I didn't jinx it! Making new bread, stay tuned.
YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS GOD FUCKING DAMNIT YES
you cannot comprehend my joy right now
>>31913648
WE FUG IT BOIS
>>31913454
WE DID IT BOYS
HOLY SHIT
/VP/ IS GOING TO SEMIS BABY
TOP FUCKING 4
TOP
FUCKING
4
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
tech fucking calm down please
WE did it SEMIS
HOLY FUCK
>>31914816
Someone edit this to reflect this game.
Gee fucking gee /vp/
Good luck in the semi
T O P 4
O
P
4
>/jp/ lost because of autism
HAHAHAHA
F U G
U
G
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMNvKHkgyDo
MAN OF THE MATCH
FUG
>>31914856
Thank you, fug
WE DID IT! TAKE THAT /JP/!
WE FUCKING DID IT BOYS
OUR YEAR
>>31914858
Not yet
Not the finals
I don't care how we do the rest of the torunament, BUT I'M SO HAPPY WE MADE THE ELITE 4!
>>31914845
OH MY GOD. THIS WAS THE FUCKING MATCH. WE ARE THE GOD DAMN MASTERS.
ASH CONFIRMED FOR BEATING THE POKEMON LEAGUE
FUG IS THE MAN OF THE YEAR
FUG OF THE MATCH
Managers I swear to god I'd suck your dick for free I am so sorry I doubted wingers you magnificent bastards I love you so much
What now lads, we've never been this far, will the mods let us have another thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjpBJnVoG34
I came here to clap at you.
New thread.
>>31914910
>>31914916
>page 3
Hello, newfag.
>>31914905
>resolink
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oracion plays
MY HEART
CAN'T TAKE THIS
FUCK I LOVE SHINJI MIYAZAKI
>That match
>BENULDIES
>That closing anthem
Best timeline?
>>31914943
Hello!
I missed it. Can anyone summarize it in 3 sentences?
>>31915232
OH SHIT. THIS IS HYPE AS HELL. MATCH OF THE YEAR
>>31915232
/jp/ started with a lead
FUG FUGGED
It went in the bag
Ended with 3-3
/jp/ got a lead in extra time
It went in the bag again and made it 4-4
/vp/ won in benuldies
It was hype as fuck.
>>31915274
/vp/ was also using a meme keeper in the whole time
>>31915274
Is there another vp match? When is it?
>>31915232
Some memes kick the ball
It came close in penalties
Rayquaza OP
>>31915297
In an hour and half, apparently.
>>31915297
After asp v sp
>>31915319
There will also be one more after this regardless of the semifinal result. Winning gets them in the final, losing puts them in the 3rd place match.
>>31915350
I don't think I can handle another match. my hands and knees are shaking i'm dying.
So /vp/ should be after this game?
>>31915646
yes
>>31915684
I'm so ready.
>>31915825
>>31914916
We have a new thread, anon. Just in case you didn't know.
Is there a recording of this somewhere? I missed it
wew lad, its so fair and not rigged.
Welp, we knew result before match started.