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>>31910954
HOLY SHIT HAPPENING

GET IN HERE GUYS

>>31910954
I'm glad they didn't pull any shit like this

How would you like it if they'd had Unova forms and every single fucking form made the Pokemon look like a burger

That's what you look like when you post these

>>31910954
Grass type doesn't really work well with sheer force, the best it can get is trop kick or needle arm.

>>31910962
>what are Marowak, Dugtrio, Exeggutor and Raichu

>>31910954
Can it mega evolve like its non-Alola counterpart?

Come to think of it, none of the Kanto mons with megas got Alola forms...

>>31910973
>Marowak
>Based on an obscure cultural legend

>Dugtrio
>Based on a regional phenomenon with a myth about it

>Exeggutor
>Based on a tree that exists in that region


>Raichu
>Based on a popular activity that the region is a prime candidate for

>OP's monstrosity
>OONGA BOONGA TIKI WIKI BUNKA MASKS OGOBOGO

>>31910983
>implying Marowak isn't OOGA BOOGA FIRE DANCERS OOGA BOOGA

>>31910973
Marowak had a club already and appeared in cemeteries in previous games. No need to add much other then flames. Dugtrio is a reference to volcanic glass called Pele's hair. Alolan Exeggutor is just growing in optimal conditions. A-Raichu has the surfing anime pikachu and the surfing stadium raichu for basis. This is just finding a waifu mon, coloring it brown, and slapping a tiki and grass skirt on it. Besides, we already had Pau Oricorio, which incorporated dancing a lot better.

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>>31910954
OGAABOOOGA

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<<< WANTED >>> 3,000,000YEN
JAP'S PIG FACE,
Ingress's account name is SkipAway.
This man was to watch out in injury and burglarizing in Tokyo and around Yatsuka Station,Soka, Saitama
SkipAway raped many people and hurt many people with violence.

指名手配犯 犯罪者 賞金300万円
ジャップの豚顔、イングレスのアカウント名はSkipAwayです。
この男は、傷害事件と強盗を東京都と埼玉県草加市谷塚駅周辺で起こしました。
SkipAway はたくさんの人々をストーキングや脅迫、性暴力を起こしました。
太いフレームのメガネの小太り、マッシュルームカットの豚が手配中。見つけたら警察に連絡しよう。

>>31910980
I guess they wanted different mons to get some attention.
Still sucks, though. Alola would've been the perfect place to introduce a male Kangaskhan variant, for instance, as Hawaii has a massive feral wallaby infestation.

And I'm still mad that Fighting Abra never eventuated. That would've been so cool.

>>31910983
You forgot:

Golem
>DUDE ALOHA SNACKBAR LMAO XD

Persian
>DUDE GARFIELD LMAO XD

Muk
>DUDE LSD TRIP LMAO XD

Sandslash
>DUDE NOTHING PERSONAL LMAO XD

>>31911221
Muk is an oil spill you giga retard

>>31911221
kek

>>31911033
>Pau

/vp/ is illiterate. Completely and terribly illiterate. I don't mean spelling something incorrectly here or there, or not knowing a quadrisyllabic word. I mean that this board, centered around a game that touts itself as helping young children read, cannot even spell the names of the majority of the monsters that are its subject. People will spell names of Pokémon and characters incorrectly on a regular basis, and be unable to comprehend even slightly more advanced sentence structures. This board is filled with people whose intelligence, when measured on a metric of the ability to read and comprehend written language, would be far below the average in any first world country, and arguably 4chan as a whole. Why is this? Is the absurd nature of the Pokémon series affecting your ability to read? Perhaps because Pokémon attracts autists (colloquial jargon so adequate in this situation,) we have people who spend more time memorizing charts than how to properly read them. However, people with autism actually typically score higher on IQ tests and reading comprehension tests, so it doesn't make much sense to label that as the reason. I'm completely astounded by the collective lack of knowledge that this board displays.

>>31911221
>Golem is based on the iron deposits that are found under volcanic sediment
>Persian is based on cats that were actually brought from England to Hawaii
>Muk is based on the BP oil spill.
The only ones that don't make sense are the two ice types

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>>31910983
>Marowak
>Based on an obscure cultural legend

>Dugtrio
>Based on a regional phenomenon with a myth about it

please, you could tell me about of this legends

>>31913489
>the only oil spill ever is the BP one
You have terminal retardation. It's not even aquatic based, it's literally JUST oil.

>>31911221
are you actually retarded?

>>31913599
no, i'm telling the truth

>>31913533
I know Dugtrio is based on Pele's hair: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pele's_hair.

>Not an animal
Genwunners

>Overly designed
Everyone else

>>31910954
this is dumb
but i kinda like it

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>>31910962
yeah stereotypes are bad