Hey /vp/, which Pokemon would you want to become?

ash is my favorite pokemon so i would become ash

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>>31902739
I would become your favourite Pokemon so you can fuck me.

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>>31902739

>Becoming all of them

>>31902739
Guilmon

>>31902800
>imperfect versions of all of them
>not just a perfect version of your favourite

>>31902739
ZeedMillenniummon

>>31902739
Jibanyan

>>31902963
So, in short, you wish to be ran over by a car?

Nice tripcode btw

>>31902739
A horny Charizard

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>>31902739
I wanna be a furret (rosa) so I can be with a rosa (furret)

if you catch my drift.

>>31902739
Simisage, humanoid enough that I can do everything I could before, plant enough that I can conduct photosynthesis, literally live on sun and water if I wanted to, and animal enough that I could do all that cool stuff monkeys can do with their tails and stuff.

there, I actually thought about it.

>>31903167

A horny Charizard(female), right?

>>31905091
Everyone wants to be a female pokemon it's just science.

>>31905070

You took my choice, dude.

I think I'd prefer to be Infernape though. Even though Infernape doesn't come with more capable growing skills I'd be a stronger Pokemon than Simisage.

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A female (male) Sylveon

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regirock

>>31903167
Any pokemon this anon is willing to rape/fuck

>>31902739
Ditto.

>>31902739
Any pokemon that can go berserk.
I'm not that picky.

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literally me

>>31907025
>Not wanting to be a pokemon that's proud of its power

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>>31902739
Male gardevoir

>>31907070
Who said I can't have both?

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>>31902739
slowpoke
maybe then i'd feel justified in staying in bed all day

Something from the Chespin, Squirtle, Elekid, Tepig, or Mudkip lines. I can't choose.

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>>31907335
I'd be first one, I guess.

It's what was chosen to me in pmd and I don't really see anything against it. Plus I'd be assured cutey.

>>31902739
[licks paw]
On every level except for physical, I am a Lucario.
[raises tail internally]

>>31902739
Something that feels no pain. I'm so unhappy.

>>31908676
Stop

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Iris's axew so I can live in her hair and we can be best friends

>>31906939
this desu

I want to be a Nihilego to float and chill around forever.

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>>31908801
It truly is the best choice for anybody who wants to be cute