What could this be?

Ooh, unboxing thread.

Inb4 your mother will die in her sleep

A bad dragon dildo in the shape of Lucario's penis with its shiny palette.

Mimikyu plush most likely

Its Pikachu

>>31901427
Jigglypuff as seen from above

>>31901427
you forgot to censor your personal information

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this doesn't look like what I ordered...

>>31901439
Calling dragon dicks

>>31901442
WE GOT HIM NOW

>>31901439
You can still see your stuff on the archives, Justin.
If you bought something embarrassing I'd stop uploading pics.

>>31901442
edgy

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>>31901442
They got my package wrong...


Also can you remove my address mistakes happen

open it! open it!

>>31901459
cute

>>31901459
>no dicks
At least do me a favor and either cum or shit on it.

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This ain't what I ordered I'm mad

>>31901459
Sorry, but like the post above me says, your image and my post are on the archive.

Enjoy your copious amounts of dildos.

>>31901459
>kentucky
you're too irrelevant for anyone to care

Let's send pizzas to OP's house

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Maybe this will help my rage

>>31901478
>implying /vp/ isn't a big pussy that won't do anything with it

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Wait it's what I ordered!!! It was in disguise all along!

>>31901481
You don't punch a plushie, you big meanie, at least squish it.

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I like plain cheese

>>31901485
I predicted you faggot
>>31901410

>>31901485
He looks so sad

Mine's coming soon

>>31901493
Too bad, you're getting Hawaiian and you're gonna like it

>>31901496
It is very light. I was expecting beanbag level of heavy but it's so light and weird

>>31901478

Time to post this on /b/

>>31901485
Cute.

>>31901504
>literally /notyourpersonalarmy/

The pikachu I already had it's a 20th anniversary one but I thought it would be neat to bait and switch it. Didn't mean to leak my address though fuck

>>31901473
Kentucky hosts the Kentucky Derby a world wide event and we also have a big ass gold vault. Fuck off back to Montana or Dakota

>>31901481
Why the fuck are you so pale. Omfg go outside

>>31901531
all u got is KFC lmao

>>31901485

I stopped by the Nintendo NY store this week and they had the Mimikyu plushes. I was very tempted to get one. I might go back and get one, actually.

>>31901538
what's an outside? Nah I go out a lot it's just weird lighting

>>31901531
>implying anyone actually gives a fuck about the kentucky derby anymore
lol I have oil and you probably don't

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Btw here's a video I did on it https://youtu.be/0QfuOndlRLA


Is it me or his ears kinda green?

>>31901603
Holy shit your voice and your cinematography is autistic af

>>31901687
Heck yea

This thread is gonna have some really disgusting twist like scat or cum, I can feel it.

>>31901729
eh no i dont plan on cumming on it thats just disgraceful

>>31901603
Are you going to order a Brionne plush next?
It's $88 but now it's $70.
Do you have enough money?

>>31901496
*cumming
Ftfy

>>31901754
Nope not enough. I'm going for rockruff next hopefully

>>31901603
>loudfag

>>31901789
eh not anymore i just havent felt like changing my banner

>>31901603
Kys

How old are you ? 10

>>31901805
19 with crippling depression

>>31901815
Just kidding,
But damn anon, you should eat more meat

>>31901828
thanks for the concern

also has anyone else gotten any cool pokemoncenter stuff recently?

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>>31901459
>>31901467
>>31901481
>>31901485
>>31901493
>>31901603

>>31901754
>Paying upwards of 70 USD for a fucking stuffed animal.

What are you? 7?

You have pretty hands, OP

>>31901856
My sylveon plush is stuck in texas for some reason. it was supposed to get here yesterday

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>>31903944
a 7 year old with more cash than you apparently

Aren't you the same guy who cums on his plushes?

>>31901754
where are you looking that the thing is 70 dollars? you can get them for about 30 on ebay

>>31901481
You have very smooth skin and I really want to touch it, no homo.