/pgg/ - Pokémon Go General

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Post 'em, lads.

First for Hanke's 11 inch penis.

XxAaronVxX is a spoofer

just wanted that to show up in Google search results

>>31898340

Fucking faggot ass bitch

>>31898347
Sorry, can't help it. I have severe austism.

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I WANT OUT

TO LIVE MY LIFE ALONE

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Post those Pokemon Go waifus.

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>>31898330

I feel like I've been blizting through this gen, I almost have enough candy for Meganium, Typhlosion, Feraligatr and Forretress too

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>>31898369
This is my only waifu. Ain't he gorgeous?

wyvern24 is a cheater/spoofer

I'm watching you instinct faggots

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>>31898365
You're the keeper of the seven keys...

>>31898435
that's me nigger

u fuckin mad?

>>31898435
nigger

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>>31898435
>instinct faggots
Do you blame us?
Pic very related.

>be japanese
>go out to po go
>lures everywhere. pokemon plentiful
>don't get shot, mugged, or harassed by religious nutjobs

FeelsGoodMan

>>31898476
fuckin weaboo
>>>/a/

>Be Mexican
>Catch a 91% C/CC Heracross
>Get stabbed on way home

Worth it?

>>31898476
>be on a liberal college campus
>go out to po go
>lures everywhere, pokemon plentiful
>cucks offering me their girlfriends in the name of not being sexist pigs
>tfw shagging girls in the middle of the day while catching some pokemon while people applaud and high-five me as they pass

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>>31898490
>weaboo

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Cyclefag here. Put in almost 35km today riding throughout PA, PoGo only tracked about 11 though BUT I hatched a few eggs and got some new grabs but an Onix nest I was aiming for is now gone :'(

>>31898501
si maldito puta spic

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>>31898517
an actual active player??

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>>31898476
>Don't get harassed
>Have NK testing their missiles in their sea without permission
that's red alert tier of harassment lad

>>31898517
if you slow down it will track almost all of it.

>>31898530
Since day one, I've spent years cycling everywhere I go so PoGo was the perfect game for me

>>31898535
I go slow when I can, but suburban Pennsylvania is a lot of highways, heading to nest I usually stay at a 15 - 20mph pace

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>walked over 20km today only 11 of it got registered
epic simply epic

>>31898550
see
>>31898517

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>>31898532
At least their GPS probably drifts like crazy because of the missils

>>31898564
I didn't cycle famalam, I walked. I blame it on the fact that this horrible game only tracks distance in straight lines in intervals

>hit up 50 odd stops within an hour
>get no revives
Send help

Balanced gym system/CP fucking when? The game is back to being stagnant with level 10 gyms everywhere.

why don't any of the trackers work?

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>>31898517
>tfw it's too cold for cycling and don't feel like putting fenders on my fixie.
Too bad they made cycling unrewarding as well by changing the speed limit.

>>31898771
i found that if I bike in a circuitous path i gain more km because its measured in a straight line. but yeah the speed limit sucks

Moonface is live on ig right now eating pizza and talking

>>31898684
Hankes energy blocks them, he is getting too powerful.

Just reached lvl 24, now what?

>>31898387
>tfw still haven't finished gen 1

Fucking grimer is extinct everywhere.

>>31898809
Keep going until you're CP capped.

>>31898809
Level 25 gets you Max Potions.
Level 30 gets you Max Revives.

Keep going, anon.

>>31898817
Same, my dude. I still need Dugtrio, Primeape, Alakazam, Slowbro, Farfetch'd, Muk, Gyarados and Omastar.

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So for whatever odd reason, someone overthrew this Gym and left it empty by the time I rolled around. Decided to throw in a silly Pokemon I dedicate strictly to church-gyms.

Anyone else do this fellow silliness? Also why do people leave Gyms open like that?

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>over 200 Gen 2 Pokestops spinned
>NO fucking evolution items

Deleting this stupid app right now.

>>31898960
edgy

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>>31898973

I do it for the idea that perhaps some kids or the pastor arrives to church on Sunday, sees it, "vanquishes" it and reclaims the church in the name of God incorperates Pokemon Go into their sermon or after-school story. Something funny and silly to do, really. If I wanted to be Edgelord McGee, I could always try to get good Dark type Pokemon to stake out Gyms with.

>>31899012
You know nicknames don't show up for other people right anon

>>31899035
When did they make that switch? I remember seeing nicknames in gyms before.

>>31899060
it never did bro

>>31898972
I'm over 700 without an item now, close to 800

I genuinely believed I would get one on my 7th day, instead

>20 items
>no evo item
>no even a max revive/max potion/pinap berry

literal garbage

Guys what should I get, Scizor or Steelix? I have high IV Scyther and Onix, the Scyther comes in handy sometimes for the treemen but I never use the Onixes

>>31898972
I got 2 king rock
1 sun stone and 1 metal coat from about 500

>>31899215
Steelix is badass. Higher combined stats, and I rolled Fe/Fe attacks on him and he fucking destroys dragonites for me. He feels satisfying to use, but bugdude seems cool.

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>>31899035

It's why you gotta go all out with an account name.

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>>31898315
Jealous yet?

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>That good feelirinie when I picked up my second Metal Coat today

>>31898315
someone add sydney to the citywide scanners pastebin


https://sydneypogomap.com/

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>>31899298
Yes. I want an Unown and haven't even seen one

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>today's plan was to take down a big mystic gym and a smaller gym on the town's outskirts
>discovers in the morning that the former has already been taken down by a fellow instinct
>met him a few times, seems to be a walkfag like me
>only his mon in the gym
>it's a Tyranitar
>never seen any Larvitars in our area

I'll give him the benefit of doubt, but sometimes I feel like I'm the only vanilla player left on my team.

Do people still play this?

I stopped playing after the first ban wave

What's everyone using these days to mass create PTC accounts for scanning purposes.

>>31899345
Oh really now? I just took down a gym and put my tyrantitar a few minutes before. NYC Queens by chance? I'm team instinct and lvl 26, don't wanna give you too many clues on who I am. Oh and that tyrantitar was found over at Brooklyn, FYI. It's like 900 cp

whats the best app for spoofing?

or is there anyway to not get soft banned when doing it?

>>31899378
>>31899409
go home, leddit.

>>31899382
Nah man, northern Sweden over here, and it was a fairly beefy one at 2668 CP, so I can fairly conclude that you're not on my suspicion list.

>>31898490
you seem to forget where you are.

So you can only spoof on android 6.0?

>>31899457
you can also spoof on iOS.
Seriously, what's with all these people needing to be spoonfed lately? For fuck's sake, I'm surprised you're able to operate a computer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIIzT45UxdU

>>31899462
Good shit, anon. I'll try this when I get home.

Anyone else going full jew and trying to max out on coins daily so you can buy all the storage upgrades?

>>31899491
No because I already bought them all with money.

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>>31899491
Sure am, saw some resurgence in opposition from the other teams but they don't seem to target that many gyms at once, so we've managed to hold our forts across the week, just need 80 more coins to buy the last upgrade and then both my item and Pokemon pockets will be fully expanded.

feels John Goodman.

I just hit 30, is there a point to go beyond 30 besides autism?

CP cap is at 30 right???

>>31898641
This
Unless it's my own Gym.
>Gang up with many other Instincts
>Build up until level 8 arena with 2600cp at least (other teams in this area start with <2000cp, but are level 10)
>destroyed one hour later
>bearbeiten level 10 mystic with a 1900 Jolteon untouched
>fun

>>31899462
>Not spoofing to San Fran and leeching off the lures of others
This guy...

>>31899553
I mean, no, but this is 4chan. You ARE autistic, aren't you anon?

This thread is always so inactive when the burgers are asleep.

>>31899553
If the competition for gym slots are fierce in your area, then whatever edge you can get to boost your mons a bit higher than the average player is beneficial. However, given how steep the exp requirements get, you shouldn't spend any coins whatsoever on eggs and instead just focus on playing the game and let that exp rack up naturally.

Been Level 33 for a really long time thanks to that 1 mil exp barrier, but now that my Pokemon storage is almost maxed I'm gonna start hoarding pidgeys and other 12 candy evolvers until another double exp event rolls around, or an egg discount in the store.

Anyone managed to find out Nick's new address?

>>31898856
yo Leung1357
reported

>>31899632
lmao, that's what you get for posting your username here. One less Valour is always a good thing.

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>want dark badge
>already used a berry cause I need to make room
what ball should i use?

>>31899627
literally why

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>>31899627

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>>31899612

>>31898960
>Anyone else do this fellow silliness?

I would if spoofer faggots didn't remove me as soon as I do.

>>31898684
They work fine. You just suck at scanning.

>>31899565
>other teams in this area start with <2000cp, but are level 10
That's worth spoofing too. Where?

>>31898771
They changed the speed limit? To what?

There's a pokestop that continually spawns Gyrafarig. Can nests be something other than park/grass area?

>>31899462
yooo thats the crazy mofo who jumped over a fence to catch a Chansey a while back. I remember a vid from another youtuber started playing and that's him. Maniac. I had unsubcribed to all pogotubers but i just subscribed to him

>>31898517

I let my phone running overnight, it collects 20-25 Km worth of candies/night just GPS drifting without Wi-fi.

>>31899648
Ultraaa

>>31899699
yes

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>>31899462
lmao decided to check his videos
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBi9_1Kc7to
HOLY SHIT THAT FUCKING RNG

>>31899289
jesus, i've seen that guy even here in germany

>>31899756
is daddylocsta /ourguy/?

>>31899756
I did 9 10k eggs once. just needed dratini for my first d-nite
>3 elekids
>1 electabuzz
>pinsir
>2 scyther
>lapras (not too shabby)
>magby

never again

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>>31899756

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>>31898517
I like your shirt.
>11 out of 35
Feels bad man.

I've only got 2 evolution items. 1 from a 7-strike bonus. Is this a joke?

Best moves for Slowbro? I have a Confusion/WP and a WG/Psychic

>>31899345
Cherish your spoof virginity anon, it's your special flower.

>>31899898
>2
Luxury. I only have one.

>>31899898
remember who you're dealing with here. is it really surprising that niantic is being stingy with evo items?

>>31899648
Dark badge is useless. You'll get it without farming this mon.

>>31898490
>japanese person
>weaboo
Stop using words you don't know what they mean

I wish OP stopped using those cringy images.

>>31899632
>>31899639
What's the point? Why do you pick on innocent players?

Why would she get banned to begin with..??

You haven't managed to get Nick banned.

>planning to take down a Lv9 Valor tower that's been sitting there for 2 weeks in an hour
should I leave a normal defender or an evo item pokemon to fuck with their seen/caught?

>>31899942
Nick will never be banned, he's a youtuber. But retarded plebs on 4chan who post their usernames are gonna get Hanked.

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Caught the whole Hoppip line without having to evolve it. They've made this a bit easy with the common evolution spawns. There's always a Piloswine or a Xatu around my area

Do you pronounce the e on Hanke? Do you say 'hank' or 'hankie'?

>>31899959
>But retarded plebs on 4chan who post their usernames are gonna get Hanked.
Why..? Why would having a username out in the open have you banned if you're not actually spoofing?

>>31899962
Hank-eh.

>>31899968
Niantic don't know that. If you get mass reported, you're gonna get banned.
Nothing personal, kid.

>>31899960
I refuse to catch evolved mons until I have enough candy to evolve them completely during a lucky egg. I make exceptions for mons I know I won't find the first stage easily though.

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>>31899973
>actually believing people get banned ever

>>31899990
They have to procrastinate somehow. We wouldn't want them working on something useful, like trading or an IV display.

99999 get?

>>31899996
No

>>31899997
ok anon-kun

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Gen 3 when?

>>31900037
Complete your dex before talking about gen 3 you lazy fuck.

Is anyone experiencing spoof problems today? I got soft banned in like a min since logging, 2 times today. But im using the same old android fly gps spoof method? Any tips or answers why?

>>31900098
SPOOFERS FINALLY BTFO

>>31900098
THE RECKONING. IT IS HERE. REPENT NOW

>>31900098
>>31900099
>>31900103
kek

>>31900098
But seriously, anyone else experience this?

>>31900113
Nope. I prefer to use Fake GPS Go.

>>31900113
no. but i'm only teleporting within my city with some time inbetween

>tfw shit town
>tfw all rares spawn in the private property stops
oh fuck off

>>31900099
>>31900103
>Implying spoofers won't just restart with alternate accounts and more caution like other ban waves

>>31900138
But if they restart, they lose the level 30 accounts. They need to start from 0 again, and us non-fat players have an advantage

>>31900125
it's like hanke is daring you to spoof.

i once hopped a gate and went into a private baseball field for a dragonite. after i caught it and started to leave, a guy pulled up to the gate in a car and saw me leaving. he didnt give a shit what i was doing. i showed him the dragonite anyway. probably wont ever do that again.

>>31900148
For a couple hours, maybe. I'm with you, but this is a losing situation either way.

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>>31900151
>I showed him the Dragonite anyway

any spoofer hold down 100+ gyms yet? i want to see how cocky you dickweeds get. the most ive seen in a screenshot is 32 gyms.

>>31900168
Apparently reddit found some autists who's held over 250 gyms at one point.

>>31900247
damn. if that's not a bot, it's sort of impressive.

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>>31900151
>It says right when you start the game:
>"Do not trespass while playing Pokémon GO".
>You've been a bad trainer.
>And now you have to pay.
Nothing personal, kid.

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Just look at this smug mother fucker, he is death incarnate and the last thing you will see before you die, he is the strongest Pokemon there is and shows no mercy to his enemies

How do I get a Lapras, lads? I live in a small town. Am I really more likely to find one by pokestops close to bodies of water? Or is that kind of detail only true of big cities?

>>31900302
I live in a major city. Not next to water though. Hatched both my laprases off 10k eggs

Is it just me, or is Pokemon Go kind of boring?

>>31900302
I don't live near any body of water, I've caught five of them, saw a sixth on sightings this morning, and I don't play in baby mode.
In short, git gud.

Has Gen 2 revived the game? How close is it to its original glory?

>>31898315
How do you guys keep up with the walking? I always get blisters?

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>evolved my first Dragonite on the day gentoo came out
>used a shitty 78% Dratini
>got steel wing / hurricane
>wanted to forget about its existence
>mfw I hatch 3 dratinis within 2 days, two of them at like 89%

>>31900371
I spoof

>>31900371
I don't have any problem because I'm not a lazy fat ass.

>>31900376
I got one Dragonite but have 314 candy too. However I still refuse to evolve 2 more because I'm still waiting for a 90+ Dratini/Dragonair before evolving more. The closest I got was hatching a 89 Dratini but with these guys I'm pretty autistic in getting high IV ones for their high CP.

>>31900371
get some better shoes

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>>31900416

These are my current shoes, which are probably responsible for my blisters. I probably won't go for style over function again, at least not as long as I'm a trainer.

>>31900371
Get some better fitting shoes, thicker socks or cushioned insoles. I'm a fat ass with very flat shoes so walking tends to give me a lot of foot pain, better socks / insoles have helped with that

>>31900296
>no Hyper Beam
Sad!

>>31900434
Kill yourself, you're not worthy to live.

>>31900428
Yeah the material in those looks tough, perhaps something softer and more flexible would be favourable

Which site has the best data for optimal movesets? thanks.

>>31900503
pogomoves

>>31900302
eggs
>>31900371
walk more than once a week
wear socks and comfy shoes

>>31900503
leddit

>>31899654
for bants. He wants it to be secret but we get people to pester him

>>31900428
Are you a slav?

WHat the fug I just got an upgrade from a regular pokestop
Thought evo items were only 7 day rewards

any app scanners for ios that still work, captcha or not?

>>31900428
blisters are caused by friction. your shoes might be too short and narrow or too long and wide. Get some advice and see if you can move your foot sideways or forward/backward while testing shoes. then there's the sole and all other shit you could be wary for if you want proper hiking shoes but this is basically guideline of blisters.

>>31900655
You thought wrong

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Don't forget to stock up on candies for these niggas

I haven't played pogo for quite a while, how many pidgy should I have ready to evolve with a lucky egg?

>>31900736
I forget half of these exist, Gen IV was kinda shit imo
Magnezone is the fucking champ though

>>31900736
Awful designs. That's what happens when a company doesn't know when to just stop.

>>31900756
>>31900754
>being gay

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>>31900761
>implying
I genuinely forgot about Tangrowth and Ambipom though

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>>31900636
>slav
>wearing anything other than Adidas
even if he were, he'd be a fucking disgrace
pic related, my PoGo getup

>>31900783
Slavs can play PoGo? But you don't move when you squat

>>31898517
Post shirtless

>>31900736
I am, except for Togekiss, Yanmega and Rhyperior

>>31900754
>>31900756
Hoenbabbies leave

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>>31900825
No

>>31900792
>what is duck walking

>>31900796
anon-kun that's i-inappropriate

>>31900834
Hoenn trumpet jokes always make me giggle.

>>31900825
>Hoenbabbies

da fuck is that

>>31900736
jesus how awful

>tfw finally got a Lapras
>tfw it's post-nerf

>>31900736
aaand dropped

seriously, post a decent genIV design. I can't count more then a dozen.

>>31900968
It could be worse anon, you could have been like me and wasted a whole bunch of walking on it.

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>>31900971

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When does the Storage Discount end?

>>31901001
March 1st.

>>31901001
Wasn't it the 28th?

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On today's episode of cyclefag we take a break because I'm working 16 hours today, but tomorrow I'm off! So we head into Center City, Philadelphia to hit some nest

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>>31900971
Gen IV was terrible for designs desu
It picks back up in Gen V, as long as you don't get triggered my ice creams and trashbags

>>31900736
Magmortar and Rhyperior are the only bad designs. I like everything else unlike Hoennbabies

>>31900738
Can anyone answer my question? I have like 16 ready to evolve but I'm wondering if I should wait for more

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>15/13/13 Machop just hatched
>evolved into a Counter / Dynamic Punch Machamp
Fucking YES you beautiful manletmon.

>>31901067
If you're quick you can get to around 80.

>>31901073
80 huh, we'll assume I am subpar in the reflexes department, should I get like 40?

>>31901085
on my shit phone I can get around 60-70

>>31901085
If you only have 40 lined up you'll definitely get through them all and still have plenty of time left on the clock, trust me anon. I'd say bare minimum of 60 even if you take a relaxed pace.

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Gen V when?

>>31901048
>live close to Philly
What nests are in there atm? Haven't bothered going there to play go in ages.

Any kind anon could help me out knocking out this yellow gym?

40.021285,-75.168546

My mon has been trapped there for months and I finally found the fucking place. In return I could knock any non Instinct gym of your choosing.

>>31901126
By spruce and walnut we have Girafarig, Teddiursa and Abra nest. Wobb is by the art museum and Houndour nest in Independence park

So what are the region locked pokemon for gen 2?

>>31898315
>7th day pokestop spin
>still no evo item
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY ALL?

>>31901143
Heracross and Corsola

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>>31901166
nothing personal, kid

>>31901178
The rates they drop is fucking stupid, come to think of it, the whole game is stupid, why the fuck are Doduo just as rare as Snorlax for me? Fuck you Hanke, im gonna spoof.

>>31901192
At least I saw a Snorlax on the radar one time. I have never been close to seeing a Doduo.

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>>31901192
Been spoofing for like 3 months, most fun I've had since day one of this game. I dont take gyms, I'll join if I get the chance, still mostly spoof since I'm more about CP mons than stats , and where I live, in a town of like 60, I wasnt getting shit.

>>31901139
Probably gonna have to hit up that Abra nest and hope I get something good, then. Thanks.

>>31898315
how does pokemon go alert work. I don't want to teleport to africa.

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>>31900783
>I just went out in Adidas hoodie, joggers and trainers
>I'm a fucking slav
>mfw

>>31900756
Hey Porygon-Z and Weaville are cool, and Togekiss is... kinda cute? But yeah, the rest are ugly as hell

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>>31901255
If those aren't bootleg items bought at a shady bazaar, you ain't no slav

>>31901278
Phew, I was worried I was gonna have to squat for all internally

>>31901289

you're missing out, comrade.

>>31901192
Tangela is my impossible to get mon

>>31899366
>It still has an entire general
Gosh you tell me m8

Anyone could tell me what're the best moves for Slowbro? I have a Confusion/WP and a WG/Psychic

>>31899366
>99 posters
Well gee golly I don't rightly know!

>>31901400
At least you only need one of those, i need at least 5 eggs or over 20 wild.

From the amount of times I'm seeing 'pokemon' in this thread, I'm guessing you people don't know that [AltGr] + [E] = é
Pathetic.

>>31901461

Nobody cares about your autistic sensibilities, bucko.

>>31899553
Tried to level a Tyranitar up. Said I don't have the level required to go beyond a specific number set. I'm 37.

Need to be 40 for some to 100% max out CP.

>>31901461

It's pokeymen.

>>31901289
>squat for all internally
>[squats internally]

>>31901483
>every time you slavsquat there is a skeleton inside you doing it too
Bro

>>31901461
I thought these things where called pikachus?

>>31901449
For now yeah, but I'd like a Tangrowth one day

>>31901498
My cousin always gets 'Pokémon' and 'Pikachu' mixed up. I swear she switches them round on purpose when she's talking to me. It makes me want to stab her. Love her tho.

>>31901475
Need to be 40 for literally all to 100% max out CP
30 is the softcap for wild pokemon levels

>>31901479

>tfw you'll never play pokeyman on your sega again

>>31900371
i use a bike

>leave house for the first time in X days
>alright time to check out the new Johto update
>click Pokemon Go for the first time in months
>app crashes instantly
>can't even get past the logo
Good to see Niantic took it's time to increase the stability of the game

>>31901560
Nothing personal, kid.

>>31898369

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>>31898369
Here I ..... Am

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>find a comfy Lv9 gym
>train it up and leave my mon on top
>it's down the next day

>tfw Upgrade but no Porygon

Today I'm gonn try my first mass trading
wish me luck cute anons

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>nearly-perfect Espeon gets Confusion / Psychic

>>31901661
Best part about being in rural area... I've been in a gym since December.

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>>31901674
>trading

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>>31901661
>toppled a L10 gym today
It was me, anon.

>>31901669
>tfw Porygon but no Upgrade

>>31900428
chrsit, those shoes hardly have style either

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>Gen 2 comes out
>I'll play pokemon go again
>I walk a lot at work so I'll get plus why not
>it arrives
>This is okay, not worth 45 dollars, at least all this walking isn't going to waste
>Learn its actually discontinued and niantic might be working on a better version

I should have read into this beforehand

>>31901669
>>31901707

>tfw got both Porygon and an Upgrade, but no candies to evolve.

It's bad enough that I'm walking fucking eevees.

>>31900736
Misdreavus 97% ready
Enough Murkrows for 5 Bosses
Too many Swinubs
A lot of Lickys because of the event
Enough Porygons
Recently found a Electabut nest
etc
Almost no Ryhorns, no toges and no tangelas

>>31901739
Are you high? What are you even referring to.

>>31901049
Gen V was the WORST
no originality at all
Gen IV was at least fun for Lucario furries and edgy Darkrai/Giratina teens

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There's a section of my city that has been a Valor stronghold for nearly 3 months. Every gym was level 9 or 10.

I spent all night tearing them down and leaving them empty. I lost count around 30. I must've wiped out at least 38 by the time I went to bed.

Woke up just now and checked them. The entire area is diverse now. Lots of level 3 or 4 gyms. More blue and yellow than red.

It's now a warm Saturday, lots of kids out, gen 2, pikachu event tomorrow. The game feels alive again.

Feels good, man.

>>31901758
>>31901707
>>31901669
By our powers combined we create...
PORYGON2!!!

>>31901777
You have done god's work, anon.

>>31901773

Oh is what I said not the case?

Nevermind then

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>>31901775
pleb

>>31901758
>enough Porygons during the event
>being an idiot
>transfered all but one

>find 2 upgrades

You have 10 seconds to explain why you are still on team instinct.

>>31901785
Ah i didn't read the part about the peripheral. Yeah sorry, but you should've known a $45 dollar button wouldn't be the definitive version.

>>31901801
Zapdos best birb

>>31901461
>Not having a Portuguese keyboard
You cúcks

>>31901801
Zapdos is OU so i thought other people would join or whatever

I don't regret being in the team tho, all of the time ... :(

>>31901801
I like to have something to fight against. I also didn't think people would so passionately destroy any instinct gym they saw merely due to it not conforming to the more popular duality of red & blue.

>>31901803

Well I didn't buy it for the button, I just wanted the pedometer and i wasn't about to drop 200 dollars for an ugly smart watch

the button is nice for garbage pokemon but has cost me a croconaw already

>>31901661
>find gym in the middle of nowhere at a beach not too far away from my town
>prestige it to lvl 9
>put my pokémon in
>it's still there

The fact that I even managed to find a lvl 8 instinct gym is amazing.

>>31901801

I like laid back yellow more than the others which feel too tryhard

If Eevee hatches from 5k eggs now, why do we still need to walk 5k for candies?

>>31901606
Good taste, bare leg masterrace.

>hatch a Larvitar
>it's only 70%
Goddammit

>>31901777
you deserved those trips, keep up the good work anon

>>31901865
Everyone thinks you're a creepy fuck when they see you in a gym

>>31898771
>>31898517

How are you keeping that phone charged? Are you using a battery pack?

I ask because I am buying a new road bike and I'll use it for Pokemon hunting, would be nice not to worry about charge for long days out.

>>31901777
It takes like half an hour to take down a lvl 10 gym, how did you manage to take down 30 in one night

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>>31901865
I like having a little skin between the stocking and my skirt

>>31901873
A better question is what's the % of attack & defense / 30? That's more important. Unless it's really bad.

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>female slowpoke
>evolves into slowBRO
>evolves into slowKING

>>31901669
tfw upgrade
porygon 2
but no dust

>>31901907
12/10/10

I had caught one that was 13/10/9 at launch

>>31901909
trans slowpoke

>>31901898

Roughly 9pm to about 4:30am. Sat in my car with a charger, stopped at Wendy's twice for fuel and piss breaks. Used all of my potions and revives.

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>Just started up again for the gen2 update.
How do I getgud?

>>31901915
My autism says yikes, but if you power that baby up it'll hit 3300 easy and most tyranitar I see are mostly 3050, with a few 3600 here and there from level 36 players. Not to mention how unimportant fishing for top IVs are. I've evolved tons of tyranitar with good IV, and I chuck them because they almost always have iron tail.

>>31901945
Play by a place with 20 stops in a small vicinity. More spawns, more items, you'd hit level 20 in a day lol.

>>31901890
So I only open go when I've arrived at a nest or a large pack of stops to save battery. With it running non stop I get about 3 solid hours and I have two back up batteries in my backpack (using an LG G4)

>>31901950
I'd just hate to waste the candy on it to get it to Tyranitar, then end up rolling a better one. Same thing happened with me and Dragonite

>>31901961
Can't you rig some kind of pimping dynamo USB charger onto your bike?

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>>31901962
And I'm telling you not to feel bad if you do because the likelihood of getting the moves you want is so low that just getting one with a good moveset is the real challenge. Take it from me, 70% with good moves is better than 90% with iron tail or fire blast.

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>>31901943
How's your tapping finger holding up.

>>31901890
The charger is in the frame bag.
>>31901877
She doesn't look much different than the girls who actually play the game so they wont suspect a thing unless you have an obvious male name.

>>31901129
Bump for help with this.

>>31901995
Sorry anon I'm yellow.

>>31901970
You absolutely can, but that doesn't do me any good. I work 2 full time jobs 11 miles apart and I sold my car years ago, I bike EVERYWHERE so when I play PoGo I'm not just strolling around I get to the nest I wanna hit in a timely manner so I won't be late for work(s)

>>31901819
>or Italian

kék kèk fàk cùck fòk

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THERE BETTER BE A NEW LOADING SCREEN WITH TOMORROW'S EVENT OR I'M GOING TO FLIP THE FREAK OUT.

>>31901129
>oh no my pokémon just won't come out of this gym
Sick of people itt complaining about things that aren't problems.

>evolve kabuto
>rock smash/stone edge
>check
>apparently that is it's best moveset

I thought this thing would get water gun or something, what the hell?

>>31902017
>or Serbian
Peмoвe кeбaб

>>31902025

kek

>>31901909
>female Mr Mime
>numale Missmagius

>>31898505
Epic, /tv/! I love your cuck maymay!

>>31902042
cpбe нa вpбe

I was thinking earlier about how much I play this game even though I never finished a mainline game all the way to the end and I want to change that.

Should I go with Fire Red or Crystal

>>31902041
It can't get a water quick move but it can learn water pulse

>>31902041

STAB

>>31902065

Well memed

>>31902065
хpвaтe нa.... дa мe јeбeш нe мoгy дa ce ceтим дpвeтa кoјe ce pимyјe ca хpвaтe aл ћy дa нaђeм јeднo

>>31902068
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>31902068
That's a tough call. I'd say neither, compromise and go play Soul Silver.

>>31902068
Fire Red my dude

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>>31902089

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>>31902089

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>>31902087
>SS
>over OBJECTIVELY superior HG

>>31900736
Ice Pokemon might as well not exist where I live

>>31901069
Is DP any good? My last Poliwrath rolled RS/DP

>>31902247
E/Pt is better

>>31901797
shit man, probably the most JUST scenario of us four