>10 year old boy walks into captains cabin and rubs his back

they self insert as the captain

>>31888592
What's wrong with that? There is nothing sexual about it if that's what you're implying.

>>31888592
It's consensual, so it's fine.

>>31889049
t. Milo

>>31889049
t. George Takei

>>31888592
its only sexual if you make it sexual, anon.

>>31889049
t. bill maher

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>>31888592
>this experience teaches the child how to cut

>>31889514
holy shit

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>>31889514

>>31889514
I get the joke, but just in case, explain it to me like I'm an idiot so I can check that you get the joke too.

>>31889514
>>31889594
>Actual idiot here
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS I NEED YOU!!!

>>31889594
when you eat captain crunch it cuts the roof of your mouth right?

Ever take that shit across your wrists?

>>31889628
Oh, like, literal cutting, not a euphemism for something else. Thanks for clarifying for us idiots.

>no scene where you rub Lusamine's feet
Maybe that'll be Maylene's gym puzzle in the DP remake.

>>31888592
>CAPTAIN rubbed Red's penis!
>Red rubbed the CAPTAIN'S back!

>he doesn't want a backrub from a cute shota

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>>31890041

Hopefully.

>>31889594
Sexual molestation as a child -> teenage depression -> cutting himself

>>31889049
terveisin sargon of akkad

>>31889049
t. Dan Schneider