u doing ok /vp/?

>>31880790
ye
just being comf rn

>>31880903
ok

Pretty good rn. I'm trying to improve as many things as possible in my life.

Still 20 yo kissless virgin though, hope i get my driver license soon so i can go fuck prostitutes in brothels

>>31880790
Ye im doing fine

How about you? Your face looks crumpled. What happened to you?

>>31880790
>steady job as animatorCASH)
>no gf
>Bricklink ordr soon will come and I will finish my Sushi Bar
>I sent fellow anon a few SUPERPREZENTS sets.

Yes quite good!

>>31880928
*I play all day and get CASH

Hope you are good too!

>>31880921
ok

>>31880923
ok

>>31880928
ok

I have PTSD and memory loss but the Healthcare system in Canada is so bad that they won't even give me meds.
I've received clinical diagnosis for both of the aforementioned conditions but I've been denied any treatment.

>>31880937
not ok

>>31880937
>hear in one place that canada's healthcare is the best
>hear elsewhere it's cancer
I'm confused

>>31880944
:^(

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ok /vp/ have nice day

>>31880946
Healthcare is essentially free for the most part, meaning that anybody can access it whenever they want to and they won't have to pay (or pay much) for medical treatment. The service is garbage and the waiting times in hospitals can stretch for hours. The reason why I have memory loss is because of an industrial accident, I was driven to the emergency unit in my hospital but I had to wait an hour and a half to be seen about my concussion.

>>31880921
Dude sex is overrated enough that fucking a prostitute is a total waste. People act like it's the best shit ever but shit dude, you're gonna wake up the next day and still be the same fucking nerd but now you're not a virgin which doesn't come with any cash prize or super powers or some shit so fuck it. Just learn to talk to women so you can have meaningful sex with a significant other or free casual sex with someone who just wants to bone. Also don't fall for the stupid "men want to fuck more than women" meme that's infected this gay earth for a billion years. People like to fuck and that's that.
tl;dr: don't waste your money on hookers, just develop your interpersonal skills.

>>31880790
Worked my second night at a new job, walked out with a gorillion dollars, gonna take a nap then go downtown and collect another gorillion from this research study I just finished, maybe gonna score some drugs and chill. Maybe I'll play some Mystery Dungeon since I haven't touched the series since the first one. Who knows, /vp/? The day is mine and life is good.

Bad and I want to kill myself but I've off-topic'd blogged on other threads in the past so who even cares

To answer your question NO and I want to kill myself. Maybe die not actually do it

>>31880790
I'm doing fine.
I'm waiting for my copy of PMD: Explorers of Sky to arrive.

>>31880974
You can't go to private doctor?

>>31880983

You're right, but right now i'm still an ugly virgin with no job and no money. I still have to work on my life before i can get a girlfriend.
Earning my driver license and going in a brothel is something i have to do in order to mature as a person. Something i need to achieve.

>>31881031
Pls no. Seriously. It's better to runaway somewhere than kill yourself.

>>31881085
Where can I go without any kind of money? Got 4 euro in my bank account. Honestly Im a pussy so I can't kill myself with a gun or slitting my veins but I could probably jump from a tall building no problem.

>>31880921
What this guy said:
>>31880983
BUT if you feel that fucking a prostitute (no shame in it) will help you boost your confidence by all means go for it. Just make sure you wear a condom and get tested after (presuming you are in a place where prostitution is unregulated)

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I'm good but my old friends are not. We're all 23+ years old but I'm the only one with a normal job/saving money/investing/healthy bank account/paying loans on time/etc.

They're all more content with working part time and buying weed all the time.
Whenever I wanna go out on the weekend they'd rather stay in

>>31881146

Same here, all my stoner friends care about is getting high and doing stupid shit. I like to hang out with them but i feel bad for them.

>>31881161
To make things worse they're virgins too so I can never talk about women without then getting pissed

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>>31880928
>bricklink

ma nigga

>>31880790
Nope. Kicked out of my house by my step dad who despises me, no job, sleeping in my car... I'd say I'm rather fucked over.

>>31880790
Nope. Started moderating a discord server and now I sink all my time into it since I don't enjoy college anymore.

I'm kind of hungover so I feel really ill, otherwise it's been a good few days.
>>31881192
My dad kicked me out at 18 and I went from nothing to having my own place and a stable job. You have a car so you might be in a better spot than I was in your position. You can do it.

>>31880974
What happened, anon? How has it affected your memory?

>>31880790
Actually yes this year is going much better than last year

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>all these people who got kicked the fuck out of their parent's houses for being lazy bums
>I willingly left at 18 and it was the best decision I've ever made

>>31880983
Don't listen to this man.

if you haven't fucked at least by 19, just get the fucking prostitute/escort or go to a fucking AMP.

Stage fright is VERY real and very common, don't waste all your effort only to finally find "her", get her in bed, and then not be able to get it up because you're too nervous.

It's a shit situation for all involved, you'll wonder what the fuck is wrong with your dick, and she'll keep thinking she did something wrong or isn't attractive enough.

At this stage, you need a test drive. If you catch stage fright with a girl you paid for, at least she won't give a shit

>>31880983
Feels like a "right of passage"

>>31881409
a "right of passage" is a shitty meme
in somewhere like new guinea, kids are told to suck dick and swallow loads every day starting when they're 7 for 10 years to "become a man"

>>31881441
Alright think of it this way

For hundreds of millions of years things have been reproducing up until you

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>got called into work yesterday to do a 9 hour shift
>day off, of course, figured id do it cause why not
>only check my schedule at the end of the day, went through the day thinking; "well at least ill have my next day off" as i havent had one in a while
>working today for ANOTHER 9 hour shift

Im calling in. I want to play HARVEST MOON, dammit. It's not my fault the new girl called off.

>>31881451
and now for whatever reason my genes have fucked up and given me autism and no sex drive whatsoever
I don't give two shits about sex and would rather spend my time and money doing more productive shit

>>31881480
Salary or Hourly?

>>31881501
12:50 an hour

>>31881499
Then you should probably leave this kind of discussion to people with actual sex drives like the majority of the human race.

But then, I guess it's whatever.
It's not like this thread should even be here on this board in the first place.

>>31881499
>doing more productive shit
>as he posts on /vp/

>>31881555
>I'm not allowed to shitpost and have fun before bed

>>31881580
That's fair I'm on the train

I kinda forget how timezones work

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i think alexander hamilton committed suicide by duel

there's no way someone that smart would enter a duel intending to dramatically throw away his shot

furthermore he was in an extremely poor situation. everyone in politics hated him. his firstborn son had died in a duel. he had cheated on his wife and she left him.

>>31880790
does apathy count as being fine?

Dandy. Finally attempting to get somewhat decent at drawing thanks to /trash/

>>31881649
you too?
ayy, more drawbros

Nah, depression from lack of friends or gf has got me down a lot these last few months. I'm on my college's reading week and have done nothing productive in 5 days, about to be 6.

>>31881618
He was a piece of shit, but the guy who killed was an infamous dick

I can see why they would both want to kill each other

what is the meaning of life?

is there anyone here who believes that there IS a meaning to life?

>>31881708

There isn't one. The universe is just a bunch of junk in the cosmos and that junk lined up well enough at least once although anyone who thinks we're alone in the universe is retarded in the infinity of the universe to create life.

>>31881146
The kids are not alright

>>31881298
Thanks man.

Alright I guess.

Have a solid 3 days off from work so I'm going to spend them in the most productive way possible: by being a lazy shit and jerking off a lot, and maybe even playing some video games.

Short answer: no

Long answer:

18 y/o virgin

Not a neet but hate life and most everything about it

I am deeply depressed and don't even find joy in playing or watching Pokémon anymore.

I have to keep up with schoolwork, work and volunteer shit and can badly do so.

>>31880790
Yeah, I'm good. Shiny Hunting through Random Encounters in Heart Gold.

Thanks OP. How are you?

No.

Despite having a job, car, girlfriend (likes Pokemon), decent body and looks, I am utterly depressed.

I was once like many of you. Had nothing and was too scared to interact with new people. I'm not much happier now than I was back then.

>>31881720

You realise there is no proof for other life in the universe right?

Don't say that we are proof, because religious people can use that same argument to say there is a God.

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with my game making skills i shall become the next shigeru miyamoto

i just saw a tv report on child sexual abuse by un peacekeeping forces and now i feel harrowed

>>31885259

There is no direct proof but it's a statisical impossibility that there isn't at least one other planet that at least has some insects at a minimum.

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>Sitting in my personal leather chair
>Got good food to keep me cozy
>Playing some of my favorite old DS games on emulator
Who else /comfy/ here?

This is a very on-topic and relevant thread.

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>>31880790
I'm doing decent. Starting to get money from the government since I'm currently studying, and at least I don't fit the NEET description yet. With that coming in, I can start getting some basic household shit and smaller things I've wanted for ages. Got a year before I finish what I'm doing and have to look for a job, so that's nice for now.

Socially I'm dead, since I never talk with friends irl and barely talk to people I know online, but I think I'll leave that as it is until I'm all set financially. Basically never had a girlfriend, but it's never really been something that bothers me since I'd rather spend money/time on important shit or vidya instead.

Pokemon-wise I've been playing Platinum a bit as well as considering replaying X. Didn't really think much gen 6 when I first played it, but there's a lot of Pokemon to catch and I actually like most of the gen 6 Pokemon, being able to use some nice Pokemon I haven't used before while catching everything I can should make for a comfy new run.

Pic related was the captcha before I accidentally clicked on it.

>>31885356

That's all theory. Still no proof.

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I be sad

GF left me a couple months ago. She was my best friend and we always talked about spending our lives together. Even where we wanted to get married. Totally caught me off guard, we had dumb arguments periodically but everything seemed fine then suddenly she wanted a break and then ended it a week later. Pretty sure she's moved on to someone else already and I just feel crushed

Other than that though, I'm going to school and trying to build my future, so my life isn't a total crash and burn. Also have a job at Taco Bell. It's cool. Ask me anything you want about it.

No, there's few or no Gravelpit servers running rn

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>>31885444
>Just got the "we need to talk message" after GF has been increasingly distant
It's over for me, the only thing worse than getting dumped is knowing you're about to get dumped in an hour or two. That being said, I hope your road to recovery makes you stronger overall, we'll get through this together.

>>31885356
Insects are a stretch. Microbial life isn't.

If you have depression just ask a doctor for meds dumbasses. Saved my pitiful life.

>>31885569
>Gravelpit
ONE TWO ONE TWO

>>31880921
I used to be like you at 20 anon. Now at 23 I'm still a kissless virgin, but IDGAF. I'm not even one of those MGTOW retards or anything, I literally just don't give a fuck anymore since I'm isolated enough that there's no societal pressure to get sex and my libido is finally not like when I was a teenager. Have a good wank every few days and it's bearable.

>>31885659
I wouldn't be so pessimistic about that man, you can probably word your way out of it if you guys haven't had many similar situations like that before, unfortunately we had a good amount of stupid arguments and tense moments despite the overall happiness and good times we shared. A month and a half ago I couldn't handle myself now for the most part I'm all right so worse case scenario if that happens, just know you'll get over it eventually

>>31880790
i was diagnones with v1h positive one year ago and two days ago i fucked a pregnant girl without protection and came inside her
dunno what should i do

>>31885444
>Pretty sure she's moved on to someone else already and I just feel crushed

It continues to amaze me how women can get into a new relationship within a week of breaking up with someone.

>>31880937
>>31880974
Went in for appendix removal here in the US, got my surgery, left 2 days later and they covered every dime of it for me. The benefits of private hospitals

>>31885770
Usually they don't if the previous relationship just didn't work out for them and they're crushed about it ending. That shit happens when basically they already had the new guy already lined up before breaking up.

>>31885783
Yeah desu that kind of happened. From what I heard he liked her and I know they talked as friends but since she her first relationship was turned upside by her finding out her ex had cheated on her almost since the beginning, I know she wouldn't dare cheat on me. She's incredibly rude to me now, saying I've become a "gross person" and how she doesn't want to associate herself with me at all. Kind of a shit situation desu she obsesses over her best friend's relationship and always third wheeled and this guy happens to be a friend of the group so she probably just wants something similar to them as crappy as that sounds

Sorry, kind of ranted

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>>31880921
>be 21 KV
>mom knows this despite me never saying, since she told me that I can invite a girl over anytime I want but I've never done it
>last time a girl liked me was 10 years ago
>best friend was also KV but suddenly got a gf a few weeks ago

Can't help but feel that I'm missing out at times. How much does going to the gym help?

>>31880790
I'm scared as Fuck from death, I broke up with my gf because I cheated on her and I feel like I have schizophrenia.

I'm a broken piece of shit.

>>31885769
>vh1 positive

are they good music videos

>>31885863
Still a KV but mainly from being isolated at home, I don't think I'll stay one once I return to college this fall, my social anxiety is basically gone since I've joined a therapy group and judo, the therapy group is mainly for girls with eating disorders so I've learned how to talk with young women without being awkward as fuck and now I kinda know how to be funny and friendly without being cringy or clingy, and judo has made me not be a fat fuck anymore, given me something interesting to talk about and made me gain friends for the first time since I was a kid. So the gym can help, but I think for fitness a more social sport would be more beneficial.

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>degenerate tranny scum with no hope
>no money
>no education
>no family
>only one close friend that would care if i live or die
>they're suicidal and schizophrenic

at least i have pokemon

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My family is falling apart. At least I have Pokemon.

>>31886216
I'm 100% stranged from my father and my mother's side of the family is falling apart ever since my grandpa died. And i don't even enjoy the new pokemon games anymore.

26 with full time job, live with parents because it's easier but I feel bad for it so i pay all the bills.
feels strange man.
>>31886202
r u qt tho?