this guy walks up and slaps your girlfriend on the ass, what

>>31874403
ask myself how he can slap something that doesn't exist

How does he do it, /vp/?

I inflate my air balloon

>>31874419
that's easy, he doesn't exist either

>Wynaut used destiny bond

File: 1483171363606.png (29KB, 180x210px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 180x210px

>>31874403
>+6 attack
>choice band
sign me up for the ruse cruise famalam

>>31874430

>ninjask used baton pass!

Topsy turvey

how can he slap my gf's ass and use earthquake if he's banded? you won't ruse me op

>>31874444

topsy checked

>>31874444
kek

>>31874403
My gf is a nasty plot levitate mismagius. Congrats on getting beaten by a shitmon, Lando.

>Ash-greninja used Water Shuriken!

File: bruh.jpg (21KB, 820x559px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 820x559px

>>31874403
>finish my drink
>spit the ice on his face

>>31874486
>having a male frog as your gf

File: BURASTO.png (155KB, 492x426px) Image search: [Google]

155KB, 492x426px

>>31874503
>feminine dick
>""""Male frog"""""

My gf is a Latias, she is immune to Earthquake.

File: 1486769080469.png (126KB, 640x694px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 640x694px

>>31874403
>his waifu doesn't check Landorus-t

What kind of scrub are you?
Also
>having a gf in the current year