why is it's tongue always sticking out

Because it has no lower jaw :( :( :(

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>>31869679
why is it's tongue always sticking out

air feel good
sslip sslip

>>31869679
He isn't completely immune to the poison yet so his tongue still swells with the venom

>>31869679
>it's
>>31869700
>it's

/vp/ is illiterate. Completely and terribly illiterate. I don't mean spelling something incorrectly here or there, or not knowing a quadrisyllabic word. I mean that this board, centered around a game that touts itself as helping young children read, cannot even spell the names of the majority of the monsters that are its subject. People will spell names of Pokémon and characters incorrectly on a regular basis, and be unable to comprehend even slightly more advanced sentence structures. This board is filled with people whose intelligence, when measured on a metric of the ability to read and comprehend written language, would be far below the average in any first world country, and arguably 4chan as a whole. Why is this? Is the absurd nature of the Pokémon series affecting your ability to read? Perhaps because Pokémon attracts autists (colloquial jargon so adequate in this situation,) we have people who spend more time memorizing charts than how to properly read them. However, people with autism actually typically score higher on IQ tests and reading comprehension tests, so it doesn't make much sense to label that as the reason. I'm completely astounded by the collective lack of knowledge that this board displays.

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>>31869734
du u habi no frends pls i gibe u moni pls cal

ip u nead frend il be ur frend pls no autsmo REEEEEE in bored again pls

>>31869731
>HA is Immunity

>>31869734
Geez anon, calm down. Take a chill pill or something

>>31869748
You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: [...] indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?") [...]

>>31869752
Well, of course it doesn't get HARMED by poison, but it does not heal him either so the effects are still present

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>>31869734
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>>31869752
Incomplete immunity

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>>31869679
To lick you of course

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>>31869679
It's not a tongue. It's its chin.

>>31869766
>uses "chill pill" unironically
Go back to the nineties, gum chewing faggot.

>>31869879
>>31869776
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>>31869879
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>>31869896
give me a break, it's 3 am over here

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>>31869896
HEY ANON
TAKE A CHILL PILL

>>31869896
don't have a cow, man

>>31869951
What did he mean by this?

>>31869679
Cause she's a slut

>>31869890
You meant "its it's chin".

>>31869679
Obviously because it's never want's to miss a chance to lick that puss.