Go to http://randompokemon.com/
Generate six Pokemon. Alright, got them? Okay.You are a chef and you have to kill and prepare the first Pokemon as a meal. This meal must be able to satiate the other five.
What do?
What's ghost taste like?
>>31865804
Fuck this, I don't even know if Clamperl is edible whatsoever..
>Rapidash
>Zoroark, Pansear, Virizion, Mega Sharpedo, Ninjask
I hope Virizion and Ninjask can eat meat.
>>31865972
I mean it's a clam/oyster and I heard people (somehow) eat those
Assuming it's a large Basculin and Klink wouldn't need to eat because it's an inanimate object I think we'll be fine
>>31865972
>>31866084
Are you retarded? Is the tasteless sludge that your mom prepares for you literally the only thing you ever eat?
Well shit this'll be easy. Though I will be biased and give Fug the best cuts.
>>31865804
I don't think this will end well.
It's time to dumpster dive. Birds and dogs already eat garbage. Ghosts don't eat except to recall food. The fish gets.....whatever it picks at in a random pile. Floette gets tea leaves and hopes for no illness.
Baked Greninja Legs with Savory Tsareena Sause.
>>31866354
BURASTO
>>31865972
clams can be eaten ya know
>>31865804
This is literally impossible.
I can't imagine an Accelgor would be very filling. And with A-Persian there, I'll probably need to cook several of them
I dunno, what would a Chespin taste like?
Would it taste like grass?
>>31865804
How Bulbasaur would react if it knows I'm feeding it its mother?
ezpz
>>31869934
Like chestnuts you retard
>>31870022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Su1YXQYek
well...