Which pokemon do you literally want to be?

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>>31857092
I'd want to be a serperior (male) so I can jack off two dicks at the same time and use vine whip on myself because I'm a fucking freak

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I'd want to be a Tropius so I can have an endless supply of fruit to grow off my body and eat.

>>31857137
Isn't eating bananas from your chin kinda like drinking your own piss? Do bananas that grow out of you actually act as food for your body? How do you eat the bananas if they're right below your mouth and you don't have any hands?

>>31857117
I mean, it's heresy but it doesn't go against my world views.

>>31857092
Honestly? Probably just a Ditto or something else that learns Transform.

You know exactly why.

Arceus, because there are many things that need to have never existed in the first place. Like 4chan. Or Pokemon.

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>>31857092
Heh...Decidueye, so that I could I don't know, it's just my favourite Pokemon. Why not? Would be cool to be able to fly, at least.

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>Latios
Being psychic and being able to fly would be pretty cool. & I get to fug Latias

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>>31857092
Claydol. Psychic powers, levitation, and could do nothing

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>>31857092
Ditto. Literally be what ever Pokemon, Human, Object, etc. you feel like being and have the kinkiest sex.

>>31857460
Pretty good choice. It must be a thrill to just fly through the air at Lati speed. They can also learn Dive, so there's that for some deep sea cavern exploration if ya catch my drift.

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I know this is EZ mode, but how can I not? Illusions will be all too handy.

Lucario or Marshadow.

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You just made me check my old mistery dungeon explorers of darkness im getting flashbacks of my life as a pokemon all over the place

im a pikachu my team is called team Thunder i got raichu and electrivire in my team all of our moves are electric type my best friend is a chimchar

Man how the hell did i even beat this game? my team is ultra rank, any ground type pokemon could easily kill everyone

now i feel like i've been on a 10 year coma and i should try playing Gates to Infinity and super mistery dungeon

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this badass yeah

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>>31857092
you can also snatch all the berries you want!

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Gallade

>>31857460
aren't they siblings?

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I like cute things, and I live near many, MANY goddamned Chesnuts.

not a fan of what comes after.

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ma boi Dragonite

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Either deerling or leafeon. Both are forest drawing grass types that avoid humans and aren't known for being the fighting type but there are two differences that make me unable to choose between the two. One one hand leafeon can photosynthesize so i wouldn't have to compete for food, but it can eat os i could just eat things i like are tasty were as deerling are strictly herbivores. But on the other hand deer are my favorite animal so one point to deerlng.

>>31857092
why haven't you killed yourself you fucking autist?

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>>31859705
Why haven't you killed yourself you fucking buzzkill?

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Female Eevee or female starter.

It would be like one of those dating sims, with the 87,5% crowd constantly trying to get into my fur.

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>>31857092
I want to be brionne so I can play with balls (Not your balls). I want to mess around in a sea with walruses like.

>>31859817
better hope you don't become litten. cats have barbed penises because the female doesn't ovulate until the barbs catch in her vagina, creating a painful sensation that tells her ovaries to get to work. It also meant to stop a female from running off before the male can finish in her, so that'd be some painful rape.
source: http://pets.thenest.com/male-cats-penis-barbed-10516.html

>>31859828
I always knew there was a reason why cat girls want human D so much.

>>31857764
skip gates to infinity, super mystery dungeon was fun though

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>>31857092
Really depends on the circumstances for me.
Pic

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I'll be able to supply my own power and look excellent doing it.

>>31859828
>implying eevee is a cat

>>31858781
There are many Latioses and Latiases.

>>31860379
espeon is a cat, right?

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>>31857092
I would want to be one of those hypersexual Blazikens. I could spend all day fucking and getting fucked, and at the end of the day I'm still in Ubers. I wouldn't want a trainer so that I could be as public use as possible. Sex would make for great exercise. I would squat on as much dick as possible, and when I need to let my legs rest I can just lie down and let the other Pokemon pound me.
>Blaziken used Bounce.
>Blaziken is bouncing on the opposing Pokemon's cock.
>Speed Boost activates. Blaziken started humping faster.

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I would want to be a Jangmo-o
But realistically I'd be a Munchlax

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Being a giant spider tank woud be pretty nice

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Something small and cute. There are several I'd be okay with.

>>31863922
i want to being tickled by mincino

>>31863873
Pokemon Psychic Adventure was fun time

>>31861431
quoted from bulbapedo

"Espeon appears to be based on legend of the nekomata, also known as bake-neko, which are mysterious, intelligent, fork-tailed goblin cats. It additionally resembles a carbuncle, a Latin-American mythological beast which had a jewel on its forehead. It also has traits of caracals, sphynx cats, lynxes, and due to its large ears, fennec foxes"

so yes.

>>31857460
i want to be a latios so i can dick other latios(female)

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I would like to be a Hawlucha, so I can get deported

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magcarbro

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Leavanny. I'd like to be a petite leaf tailor.

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I want to have tentacles and hangout in ultra-space.

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I want to be toxic sludge.

>>31859828
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>31867607
Well, shit, you're here right?

>>31863790
Flying spider tank potentially

i want to be tapu bulu because like me, he's angry at the world and just wants to be alone

>>31857178
Bananas are not waste products. I guess it would be like consuming your own breastmilk/cum

>>31857137
Would much rather just own one than be one.

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psychic powers, teleportation

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Mew. It can do anything besides hammer stuff in the same way a crab would.

>>31857469
Ditto. Slime is cool and being able to transform is nice. The dex states that Ditto are able to transform from memory, so I won't be weak either. And I could transform into my favorite 'mons.

>>31871520
Woops, didn't mean to reply.

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>>31857092