Think of one pokemon. It could be randomly generated or your favorite, just keep it locked in your head.
Got it?
You are out hiking a mountain trail when the ground gives way and sends you tumbling into a ravine. Both of your legs are broken, the closest town is miles away, and nobody else is around. Reaching into your pack, you notice that all but one of your pokeballs rolled away. You release whatever is inside to help and find out that it's the one you thought of earlier. What happens next?
Would that even stop it from doing anything? I could just grab onto it's fluff and let it fly me to a hospital or some shit.
I die.
>>31850042
I'm fine. Audino-chan will heal me.
>latias
>fly to town
ez
He runs out and goes for help
>farfetch'd
It can just use Fly
He will carry me to safety with his gorilla arms.
https://randompokemon.com/ here's a link to randomly generate your pokemon
>This six-legged Pokémon is easily capable of transporting an adult in flight. The wings on its tail help it stay balanced.
I think I'll be alright.
>>31850042
I'm fine. Bless the good doggo.
Arcanine learns Rock Climb, so we have a way back up the ravine. And it's apparently a pretty fast Pokemon, so we can probably make it to the nearest center.
my girl ribombee can just use pollen puff to heal my legs. It heals allies after all.
>>31850042
Snakes are good at climbing, so I'll be fine.
Will use its vines to rescue me from the ravine.
Assuming I can get to the town without climbing back up the ravine I can just ride on its back
keep doin earthquake let's see what happens
probably death
>>31850042
I call back my pokemon and remember that I have pokeride now
>>31850042
>watching shitsubs that can't even get a line that basic right
>>31850042
FUCK
My top bro will carry me to safety.
>>31850042
i ride it back to civilization
>it's Sunkern
There's literally nothing it can do to help.
Fly me out of the ravine and he can do it quickly too. The one situation where he's better than garchomp
>Blissey
I'll be fine.
>>31850042
>golurk
it learns fly, so i'm good.
bravest bird saves the day
>>31850743
But garchomp can fly too, degenerate.
>>31850042
>Toxicroak
It can lift me up and bounce away to safety.
>>31850270
Yanmega
>>31850042
>Marshadow
Is a midget strong enough to carry a manlet
>>31850042
It's furret, tell him to go collect my other pokeballs so I can get out of the ravine.
>>31851545
It's fighting type, it could probably do it easily.
>Tyranitar
Fuck yeah, one of the best for mountain survival.
>>31850234
i got dodrio, do i live
>>31850042
>fat manlet not-dragon saves the day
CHARIZARD SHILLING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Eevee gets Heal Bell and Wish, so she can cure my paralysis and health.
I'm saved.
>jigglypuff
At least it'll be a peaceful death
I'm saved.
He'll just make a tunnel since he likes to destroy mountains
Chespin
If they can take a truck and not notice, then I'm sure mine can get me out with vine whip. Worst case scenario, it runs off to get help
>>31851545
125 base attack and being as strong as Kenshiro, so probably.
>>31850042
Assuming there's enough footing, we'll be fine.
>>31850608
Just OD on some drugs you have on you or eat something toxic nearby and then she can heal you.
>>31850042
>heracross
we're fine, he's strong as fuck
>>31850139
Yea
"Lilligant, go find help!"
https://youtu.be/HGYFNbQdfj4?t=4m45s
"Welp, I had a good run"
Vaporeon
At least it can leave me with some water to drink while it finds help. Should be fine if it finds help within a couple days.
>Excadrill
He drills high speed to the nearest city and gets help. Also could create a den for me to hide out in.
>>31850042
I'm good
fuck
Welp.
>>31851626
This. We'll be fine.
>>31850042
>Capable of creating volcanic eruptions that are on a nearly global scale
>Furnace stomach
Welp, it won't be the cold rocks that kill me, but rather the melted ones.
>>31851521
STOP
It can go get help and be back in a couple of hours.
If all else fails it can transform to get me out of there.
GO GET HELP, LASSIE
I'd ask him to find the Pokéball that rolled away, if he couldn't find them, he'd dig a tunnel for me to a safe place then go to the nearest town to get help
Shuckle. I guess I'll juwt go ahead and die then
>Arbok
We probably both die.
>>31851521
Garchomp can glide. Won't help it to get out of a ravine. Flygon can fly actively.
>>31850042
Makes me a log raft.
Easy
>Noivern
SAVED
>Lopunny
Picks my fat ass up and Jumps like a motherfucker to the nearest pokecenter/hospital
Pick me right up and tarzan swing our way back to civilization. Shouldn't be too rough.