>his favorite pokemon is an eeveelution
>his favorite pokemon is a starter
>his favorite pokemon is a legendary
Just remove yourself from this board already.
>>31849042
Why? Those are all Pokemon, as good if not better than most others.
Oh right, need to be a pathetic contrarian with extremely shit taste to be on /vp/. I forgot about that.
I just changed my favorite Pokemon to pic related. Do I fit in now? Am I special enough?
>>31849042
>He cares about other people's favorite 'mon
Oh, how nice of you, senpai. But I really don't need any advice; Swampert will forever be my bro.
>>31849042
>Having a favorite pokemon
You need to go back.
My three favorites are literally Umbreon, Infernape and Mewtwo.
I hope this triggers you into suicide.
>his favorite pokemon is an obscure shitmon to show everyone how hipster he is
>>31849042
My favorite pokemon is Drifloon, but there's nothing wrong with liking an eeveelution, legendaries or starters i guess you hate popular things, but there's not really a good reason to do that.
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>>31849042
>his favorite pokemon is a starter
I have a Jolteon fursona does that count
>>31849042
>Ooh, that's a cool...No no, I can't possibly like this Pokémon. It's a starter!
>>31849042
>his favorite pokemon is a pokemon
It's like you want to be hated.
There are 802 pokemon. Let people like what they like man.
>>31849299
OP is probably those people that jumps on those those shitmon/underrated pokemon threads for some attention. Kinda sad
>>31849042
>his favorite character is a gym leader/trial captain
Off yourself first please
>>31849042
>his favorite pokemon exists
fucking casuals
>>31849346
>He likes the protagonists
Mom's gonna freak
>>31849042
My favorite is Charizard. It's not a starter, eeveelution or a legendary, so I guess I'm good.
>>31849042
>his favorite pokemon is a waifumon
>31849042
My favorites are Mudkip, Shaymin and Sylveon, in that order. Remove yourself.
>>31849042
Mine's Mimikyu.
Way to be a fucking asshole, though.
>his favorite pokemon is dunsparce
>>31849042
What about if my fave is Pikachu?
>>31849042
>my favorites are Heatran and Flygon (tied)
Am I suppose to half remove myself from the board or something?
>OP's favourite pokemon is Lucario
>>31849042
>he doesn't have a favorite eeveelution, a favorite starter, a favorite legendary and a favorite non-eeveelution-non-starter-non-legendary pokemon
If you're gonna be autistic at least do it right OP.
Yes?
Don't really care about the other eeveelutions though.
>>31849450
kekked
Anyway, we can't all be hipsters.
>ITT
>Liking eeveelutions
I know /vp/ is underage, but liking eeveelutions is like 10 year old tier.
>>31849042
>his favorite pokemon is hipster trash PUmon that never gets any buffs
lol kys animeposter
>>31849629
That makes it bad, how?
Make way peasants, patrician taste coming through
>>31849050
Painfully accurate
>Hundreds of pokemon to choose from.
>They choose the most reddit-tier ones.
Even worse though are the people who like Stunfisk, Dunspare or any other "ugly pokemon. These children secretly like Lucario and Espeon but don't want to be seen as the pleb's they are.
>Pic related Eeveefags.
>>31849042
you forgot
>his favorite pokemon is a pseudo
>>31849719
Most accurately it's this.
>his favorite pokemon is an eeveelution
Browses DeviantArt for hours on end. Either autistic or severely underage. Bonus autism points if their favorite is Espeon, Umbreon, Vaporeon or Sylveon.
>his favorite pokemon is a starter
Genwunner or underage
>his favorite pokemon is a legendary
Underage
>his favorite pokemon is a pseudo
Underage who doesn't want to seem underage
>His favorite pokemon is a waifumon
To embarrassed so they say their favorites is a Pseudo or Starter.
>His favorite pokemon is Lucario or Zoroark
Essentially Eeveefag 2.0
>>31849042
>his favorite pokemon is a pokemon
>his favorite pokemon is from gen 5
literally fanart tier pokemon.
>>31849629
So is liking Pokemon.
My top 5 favorite Pokemon are a pikaclone, a starter, an eeveelution, a legendary and a pseudo. What are you going to do about it?
>Hating the best designed lines.
Kill yourself OP.
>These ~75 Pokemon are OFF LIMITS
These threads get more pathetic every day.
>>31849750
Post your favorite pokemon then, fucking faggot.
>>31850070
>>31850116
>shitmon
>forgettable as all hell
>mediocre design
Even fucking Masquerain is more relevant than this. Don't post again, ever.
>>31850181
>It must be good to be likable
>It must be pushed by GameFreak to be Likable
I know you're probably an eeveefag or a Lucariofag, but seriously, grow up.
no fuck you
Kyogre's the best
>>31850181
It was a bait, you retard. No sane person can actually like Mothim, of all fucking things.
>>31850116
No wonder you hate on people with popular mons as their favorites, nobody gives a single shit about yours.
>>31850218
Unlike you and your underage buddies, I don't care if my favorite pokemon has tons of deviantart fanart. Sorry.
>>31850116
>Shinnohfetus
Now it all makes sense...
>>31849042
So, its ok if my favorite pokemon is furry bait?
>>31850229
>projecting this hard
>>31850229
>has sinnoh mon as a favorite
>calling others underage
>>31849050
First post, best post.
>>31849042
Just remove yourself from this life already.
>>31850190
>If you're an adult it's perfectly fine to like a shitmon!
Literally no excuse. Neck yourself.
>>31849042
So doing the math between all of those categories when counting UBs, tapus, all evolutionary stages between all the starters and Eevee itself, that's 158 pokemon people aren't allowed to like lest they be accused of bad taste, leaving 644 pokemon that ARE considered "good taste" by the OP.
Op, you're a tremendous faggot.
What if my favorite Pokémon is an unpopular starter?
>>31850190
>>31850229
>He calls everyone on the internet a kid because it makes him fell more superior
>>31850235
>>31850251
>>31850254
>>31850306
>>31850318
>All these mad underage.
I truly sympathize with you guys! Don't worry though, most people grow out of their shitty taste phase when they get older.
>>31850327
This is my favorite Pokemon. Does it meet your standards or am I a underage fag too?
>>31849042
>his favorite pokemon is a starter
>people's favorite pokemon are the first they owned
What a surprise.
>>31850339
You get a pass.
>>31850327
>proves my point even more by saying we will grow out of our "shitty" taste.
>>31850029
>Favourite Pokemon have always been unpopular/forgotten/shitmons
>Popplio family are now joint favourites with Swanna
>>31850385
>mobileposter
Remove yourself from this website.
>His favorite pokemon isn't an inanimate object pokemon.
>>31849644
Almost no legend or Eeveelution has received a buff. Neither has any starter outside of Gen 1 and Gen 3. (Not counting HAs because just about everything without Levitate got them.)
In fact a lot of the random things GF chooses to buff are things starternormies and eeveecasuals hate:
>Pelipper
>Solrock
>Lunatone
>Cryogonal
>Gigalith
>Vanilluxe
>>31849042
why are you shitposting about opinions instead of playing Pokemon?
>>31849346
Guzma is cute! CUTE!
>>31850442
Everybody and his mother already finished the game nerd.
Off-season has already begun.
>>31850419
:^)
>>31850465
>ads
Sorry man.
>>31850465
>iphone
>ads
Why would you even do that?
>>31850465
>browsing with ads
I feel for you, anon.
>>31849071
what triggers me about this is that you used the worst starter and the worst eeveelution
>>31850526
>Infernape worst starter
>When Emboar and Delphox are around
I'm not >>31849071 but be honest with yourself and that there're worst starters.
>>31850595
i like delphox tho, its model ingame may be shitty but the design itself is pretty cool desu
you have a point with emboar though, but its not as shitty as infernape
>>31849042
>his favorite pokemon is S-rank in OU
>>31850649
>his favorite Pokemon was S-rank OU for three generations in a row
Eat sand, nerds.
>>31849042
>his favorite pokemon is from the first generation
>his favorite pokemon is from the most recent generation
>his favorite pokemon is from the generation that was most recently remade
>his favorite pokemon is from the earliest generation that hasn't yet had a remake
They all deserve to die.
>>31850703
So that leaves Gen II, Gen V, and Gen VI if I did that right. How many Pokemon is that if we exclude all starter lines, pseudo lines, legendaries, and Eeveelutions?
>>31850737
79+130+53 = 262
>>31850789
remove NFE shitters while you're at it
>>31850789
Okay. And do we include OU/Uber since inception 'mons like Skarmory, Excadrill, and Aegislash or are those also haram?
>>31850801
Only include RU/NU Pokemon that aren't NFE
>>31850369
How much autism does it take to reply to this many posts?
I'm glad you approve of my lifestyle op
>>31850369
>>31850844
>>31850872
It only takes a simply script tbqhwyf
>>31850908
>simply
simple*
Am I a hipster or filthy normie?
>bait threads like these still get dozens if not hundreds of replies
>>31849071
>liking Dumbreon
Infernape and Mewtwo are alright, but Dumbreon is irredeemable taste.
>>31850908
>Using a script to make replies on 4chan
You aren't making the case against incredible autism being at display.
>>31849051
finally someone with good taste
>>31850995
>implying making a script like that takes effort
dude for-loops are so impressive right?
>>31850927
It's my favorite fire type, so I think you have excellent taste
>>31850844
Let's find out.
A-one, a-two, a-three... *crunch* ...It takes three autisms to reply to that many posts.
>>31851043
It's not the difficulty of making a script. The autism appears when someone would actually bother to use a script here.
>>31849051
Good taste
hello um mhm yes please rate my favorite pokeymon please yes mhm thank you
>>31851123
>run script
>add shitpost
>post
Relatively seen, it's not even THAT autistic considering the cuteposters and RP'ers on this board.
>>31849750
>Underage
>Underage
>Underage
You mean Pokemon's target audience?
>>31850031
DELET THIS
>his favorite Pokémon is a Stallmon
>>31850703
>His favorite Pokemon has been in a Pokemon game or the anime
Disgusting.
>her favorite pokemon is a ghost type