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>>31831445
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do with # posts. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Up to 5 mins after the ask post, you can override the get with dubs. Trips can overide dubs, etc. etc. Only the first of each type of get will be accepted.
In order to give people a chance to have their suggestions accepted after get posts, dubs, trips, etc can now be overwritten with dubs of opposite evens/odd, i.e. a post that gets dubs of 22 could be countered with an 11, 33, 55, 77, or 99.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing


ALSO if you haven't done so yet, vote on whether our heroes should evolve or not: http://www.strawpoll.me/12362305/r

>>31831462
Previously, on [s]dragonball z[/s] /vpmd/:
Your fight with Nidoking and co. has been a challenging one! You managed to knock him and Nidoqueen into a pit, and started to fill it with water and sleep powder, and started to fight his offspring. Despite your efforts, Nidoking has managed to climb out, while Nidoqueen has been stuck asleep in the pit. You also threw Nidorino down there.

>>31831510
sick spoiler VPMDanon

>>31831510
>[s] [/s]
That's adorable.

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Here we go

>>31831551
I̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶k̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶t̶r̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶s̶t̶r̶i̶k̶e̶t̶h̶r̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶t̶e̶x̶t̶

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>>31831510
Osha: Alright, Nidoking! It's time you finally told us what this whole King of the Forest mess is all about! I don't know about anybody else, but I'm getting sick of this whole king bullshit. It's dragged on way longer than could ever be interesting to anyone, and we want answers!

Nidoking: What it's about? It's about respect! And power! It's about a forest full of life and resources and stubborn pokemon that refuse to bend to the will of someone much greater than they! If the others couldn't, then I'll stop you here and reign as king!

>Nidoqueen has woken in the pit, but has rolled a critical failure! She slips and lands in the pool of water/sleep powder mixture and falls right back asleep.
>Nidorino rolls to escape, but is just short of reaching the top

>1 first action

>>31831629
END THIS KING NONSENSE by defeating Nidoking and eating his heart

>>31831629
make a sexist quip about Nidoqueen's inability to escape

>>31831629
Tell him to respect THIS and then whip out your dick

>>31831551
>>31831578
uuuuugh, I thought that was strikethrough -_-
curses, my newfaggery has been revealed.

Hey screencap anon, if you read this, don't suppose you'd do me a favor and fix that when you do this part

>>31831629
Take a shit in the pit

>>31831651
but they won't understand it you actual nigger
stop wasting posts
if I get digits I'm overriding with trying to break Nidoking's horn and shoving it into his eye

>>31831629
burn Nidoking's eyes out with ember or something

>>31831677
wew

>>31831629

Touch Nidorina's titties.

>>31831700
fuck you
overriding again with >>31831677

Wait, how do they have children?

>>31831715
You do realize 5 minutes is up?

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>>31831629
Battle Nidoqueen and then persuade her an ability to kick her in a face.

>>31831510
>[s]dragonball z[/s]
I didn't consider you were from reddit, but whatever.

>>31831677
If that's what you want out of vpmd, why don't you play an actual mystery dungeon instead?

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>>31831700
>You run around the pit and grab Nidorina, sneaking beneath her and feeling up her chest. It feels pretty smooth there, so you just kind grope around and stuff. Nidorina blushes furiously.

Nidoking: You let go of her you swine!

>Plum takes another set of horn attacks, leaving her in bad shape.

>Nidoqueen sleeps
>Nidorino still can't make it out.
>Osha and Oddish continue the plan. The water level is up to Nidoqueen's knees at the moment.

>2 next

>>31831874
Send Nidoking into the pit and shit in it

>>31831874

Continue flirting with Nidorina while your teammates handle business.

>>31831874
Run up to Osha, give kissu, and then run up to kick Nidoking into the dirt where he belongs

>>31831874
>Nidorina blushes furiously
Keep her alive, help plum for now.

>>31831902

I like this but I will roll to override with >>31831893

>>31831874
what does he care, nidoran f is the only one that can actually breed

>>31831874
Seduce Nidorina, try to get her to join the team. Convince her that her family is evil

>>31831893
Roll

>>31831874
DO not wake up Nidoqueen after you shit Nidoking's ass into the pit.

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>>31831922
nice

>>31831922
I like this but will roll to override it with >>31831935

>>31831922
no, I'm vetoing your veto with >>31831902

>>31831934

>she's infertile so she can't fuck

>>31831935
re

>>31831935
roll

>>31831902
reroll

>>31831977

Just barely over the time limit.

Don't worry anon, I gotchu in spirit.

>>31831977
5 M I N U T E S
M
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>>31831874
>Nidorina blushes furiously.
Can love bloom in the battlefield?

>>31831996
>>31832000
Do you guys set a timer usually? I have a bad sense of time.
Also nice trips.

>>31832000
WASTED

>>31832022
Nice dubs!
Those are the only trips I'll ever get here goddamnit

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>Oddish is poison type
>Croagunk is poison type
>Potential Zubat is poison type
>Nidorina is also poison type

Ron sure has a Toxic influence on the team, wouldn't you agree?

>>31832022

Nah, just luck. I imagine if some script kiddie wanted to completely derail this thread he could though.

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>>31831893
>>31831922
>"So, uh, hey there, how's it going?" you say to Nidorina while continuing to vigorously grope her, "Come here often?"
Nidorina: Get... off me... you creep!

Ron confirmed for master of subtlety.

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>>31832064
Smooth

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>>31832064
>nidoking coming behind Nidorina
Welp it's been a nice run guys
I tried to make us go down any way other than this

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>>31832064
>Nidoking isn't taking your budding romance well. Typical overprotective dad.

>Plum eats an Oran berry to heal herself a bit, but things still aren't looking great.
>Nidoqueen wakes up again, and both here and Nidorino attempt to climb out of the hole, but only manage to slip and slide around a bit.

>3 next

You guys are getting reaaal lucky with these rolls here.

>>31832124
Thats because you arent hogging them.

>>31832124
Unsheath your katana, teleport behind Nidoking, and stab him one million times if you get my meaning

>>31832064
i actually wanted to recruit nidorina, but now we would need a natural 20 to pull it off.

>>31832102
Cool, thanks man. You're the GREATEST

>>31832124
Push Nidorina into her dad and hope they fall into the pit. Nidoqueen horn up the butt

>>31832124

Sneak attack by Oshawott while Nidoking is distracted. Go for the kill.

>>31832151
reroll

>>31832149
not those rolls, I'm d20ing for Nidoqueen and Nidorino to escape the pit and they've been single digits for the past 3 attempts

>>31832124
Tell Nidorina to call you, and then flame charge Nidoking into the pit.

>>31832124
flame charge him into the pit

>>31832163
Re

>>31832172
Oh, those rolls, gotcha

I'm watching you, OP

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>>31832177
My nigga

>>31832151
>poison point
>to your dick

>>31832124
Say "what's that over there?" to king and point in some random direction.

>>31832172
But it's slippery anyway. And what about the sleep powder?

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>>31832177
>You rev up for a flame charge at Nidoking, making as best an approximation of a phone as you can with your hooves and signal to Nidorina, whispering "Call me" as you charge by.
>Nidoking take the brunt of the attack, but digs into the dirt and manages to stop your push just at the edge of the hole.

>Plum takes 2 more horn attacks and Faints, using a tiny reviver seed to come back.

>Hole water is now up to waste level.

shit, looks like luck ran out on rolls

>>31832359
>waste

>>31832172
Yeah, how well have they been rolling on their drowning damage? I think the point of flooding the pit was to kill them, not mildly inconvenience them.

>>31832359
One more flame charge to push him into the pit, and then vomit your guts out into the pit

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>>31832359
>Nidoqueen rolls high enough to climb out
>Nidorino rolls a critical success and launches himself out of the pit and hit Osha with a horn attack.

>>31832380
rerolling

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>>31832380
>rolling before we know what to roll for

>>31832397
>4 next

>>31832397
Tell Osha to brine Nidorino

>>31832359
Yell the spartan meme and kick him into the pit.
Then grab and throw nidoranM into the pit too

>>31832417
Boost your flame charge and push the king inti the pit.

>>31832424
I like this but will roll to override it with >>31831654

>>31832397
Try another flame charge

>>31832441
damn, almost trips, reroll
but also do this >>31832424

>>31832417
dab lol

>>31832374
I try to type these fast! there's tons of typoes throughout this whole thing.

>>31832378
Nidoqueen has been taking damage while in the water due to being earth type, but not Nidorino. Water level didn't get high enough to drown him yet

>>31832481
Re

>>31832481
reroll

>>31832478
last reroll

>>31832417
Team up with Plum to knock the king into the pit.

>>31832482
>due to being earth type
I make this mistake too
Also reroll>>31832464

>>31832481
rerolling

>>31832542
>>31832000

>>31832417

Does the five minutes start from this post, or the update post?

>>31832562
From whenever OP asks for a number.

OP is kill, RIP in piece

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>>31832424
>You continue to struggle with nidoking at the pit, calling over to Osha that Nidrorino previously took a lot of damage before being pushed into the pit and should be ripe for the Brining.
>Osha nods and pelts him with a load of stinging salt water, finally KOing Nidorino.
>Plum is still fending off 3 nidos, mud-slapping one.
>Oddish takes a body slam from Nidoqueen

>>31832655
I killed him desu

>>31832655

>OP is kill
>OP posts 22 seconds later

OP has already proven himself to not be a fag, perhaps you should lurk moar.

>>31832659
>Oddish takes a body slam from Nidoqueen
IWishThatWasMe.jpg
Push nidoking in the pit with your flame charge.

>>31832706
Relax, anon. OP hasn't asked for a number yet.

>>31832659
Uhm, op you there?

I think OP wants us to help Plum, guys.

>>31832719
I noticed a bit late, but trips were coming up.

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>>31832659
>As you push Nidoking harder, he tips towards the edge, about to fall in when he decides to finally unleash his Earthquake, collapsing the pit into a mushy-muddy sinkhole. His attack has damaged everyone on the field however! (SE on a good number of pokemon here) And he's buried up to his waist in mud.

>5 next

>>31832732
Plum's fine, she's a big girl, she can do it.
what we need to do is get rid of the royalty.

>>31832750
Find out who is most damaged and Oran Berry them.

>>31832750

Knock Nidoking the fuck out with a combined attack.

>>31832750
Tackle nidorina's ass and say you'll spaire her if she joins your team.

>>31832750
Tell him that you give up, but when he lets his guard down enough, tell everybody to attack him at once

>>31832750
Shame him for harming his wife and children and ember him

While Nidoking is stuck, focus efforts on Nidoqueen.

>>31832750
King looks like he'll be out of commission for a while, so go help Plum out by Embering her attackers.

>>31832750
>MYEYES.png
If Nidoking is stuck, flame charge into NidoranF. Otherwise, a Flame Charge to Nidoking's face.

>>31832791
reroll

>>31832798
this but also try to use it in a case to join your side

Re >>31832784

>>31832803

Reroll

>>31832750
Become a train and flame charge the nidorans, and in the way compliment nidorina, tell oshawott and plum to get the queen, tell buddy to use sleep powder on nidoking

>>31832791
re

>>31832750
Give Nidorina an Oran Berry to really confuse her

>>31832791
re

>>31832820
reroll

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>>31832822

>>31832791
Lets go with this

>>31832750
Kill his now weakened family, draining his will to live

>>31832791
rerolling but make it a banepost

>>31832791
re

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>>31832822
>Everyone takes a second to regain their bearings. Everyone on your team, save Osha, is now roughed up.
>Osha takes the opportunity to toss Nidorino aside, now that he's out of the fight.
>Once you manage to get back to your feet, you pull an oran berry out of your bag and offer it to Nidorina. "For you, m'lady"

Nidorina: T-thanks?

>>31832686
It was sarcasm, dummy. I've followed every one of these threads but not in real time. Never realized it took so long.

>>31832976
Oh cmon, you were being smooth but now you're being cringy

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>>31832976
>Nidorina responds with a double kick

>Nidoking attempts to free himself, but remains stuck.

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>>31832976
>m'lady
>Ron is a human turned Pokemon trying to fuck everything
>m'lady

>>31833008
is nidorina a tsundere?

>>31833008
She's just playing hard-to-get

>>31833008
Oh, so you like it rough?

>>31832994
Groping someone's chest as your first interaction with them is smooth?

>>31832981
5 min to allow for gets, time to take pics, time to write dialogue and action. More time if I can't think of how to go

>>31833022
Confirmed

>>31833008
>Sorry 6 next

>>31833039
*gropes* :^)

>>31833008
hope this makes people stop trying to make Ron be a fedora-tipping Pokemon version of Bill Cosby
And if this somehow is posted when OP calls a number, then rolling for vomiting on Nidorina

>>31833066
Get Osha to brine as many nidos as possible

>>31833066
stop stealing digits, and rerolling >>31833071

>>31833008
ember nidoking in the eyes

>>31833066
propose to nidorina in front of nidoking to confuse him then have osha brine hm while he's distracted

>>31833039
>Groping someone's chest as your first interaction with them is smooth?
You were being an alpha but now you talk like a fucking beta

>>31833066
Flame charge NidoranF

>>31833039
Also it gets messy if I have to start rolling for a whole bunch of shit, which happened with the pit and sleep for 3 characters

>>31833066
Jump the queen's tats

>>31833066
>calls 6
>gets 6 as dubs
Anyway, I say we run past Nidorina and take out one of the Nidorans, to help Plum.

>>31833066
Fighting through the tears of rejection, even as they burn his face, Ron returns her scorn with a flame charge!

Have Osha brine Nidoking

>>31833111
wew

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>>31833111

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>>31833111
perfect

>>31833122
Overrides
>>31833111

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>>31833111
Yes

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>>31833152
Suddenly, I want the old rules back.

>>31833152
>dubs overide trips
what did he mean by this?

>>31833152
But don't trips still override dubs?

>>31833152
trips > dubs you faggot

>>31833152
no fuck you

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>>31833183
>>31833191
>>31833211
Read the rules at the top of the thread
Trips of odd numbers get overriden by even dubs, and trips of even numbers get overriden by odd dubs

>>31833191
>>31833211
>>31833212
Check rules; ones that were voted on by the thread, I might add. Trips can override any dubs that came before it, but they can in turn be overridden by any dubs so long as they're opposite even/odd. That way, trips don't just secure an action, and still give people a chance to get their action in.

>>31833232
Nice

>>31833266
>>31833274
Revote for next thread? Trips are luckier than dubs.

>>31833274
OP is right guys. We asked for this due to how often trips won.

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>>31833122
>You tell osha to brine Nidoking. Being stuck in the mud, he's taken some considerable damage, but isn't at half health yet.
>He struggles, but his movement actually makes him sink further in the mud. and now he's under half heath
>Buddy puts Nidoqueen back to sleep with sleep power.

Buddy: Back to sleep with you! You haven't had enough beauty rest yet! (Was that good, Mr. Ron?)

>Plum manages to KO NidoranM but takes another horn attack from NidoranF and is in critical condition

>7 next

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>tfw I liked old rules
>tfw you faggots ruined it
>tfw I'm always right
>mfw we get >>31833122 instead of >>31833111
why did you people think it was a good idea for dubs to be able to override trips?

>>31833353
because retarded answers would get trips and override good stuff.

>>31833111
rerolling for this

>>31833348
Re for
>>31833111

>>31833111
reroll

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Try anything to get Nidorina to join the team

>>31833348
Save Plum and tell Buddy that he's getting better. Just wink at Osha.

>>31833353
>wanting to get slapped down by nidocunt instead of pursuing the otter

>>31833348
Flame charge NidoranF

>>31833392
re

>>31833348
Osha should use Brine on Nidoking again, while we get past Nidorina to assist Plum

>>31833401
Rerolling

Help Plum with that nidoran

>>31833392
Idk if this is just one poster trying to get nidorina or more, but I'll make whoever wants her a deal. Since this is a boss fight, you can't recruit anyone, but if you leave nidorina alive, I'll work her in in the future and you can try to recruit her then

>>31833348
Do this >>31833096 but then rip out and eat his heart like we should've done the first time.

>>31833348

Convince Nidorina to defect. Do whatever it takes.

Nidorina for the team!

>>31833427
It's more than one, good deal.

>>31833427
Does this count?

>>31833348
Kill Nidorina

>>31833427
sounds fine, and i think we are 2 guys at least.

>>31833424
re

>>31833427
>trial rules
is good

>>31833348

Combination attack on Nidoking. As soon as he's defeated, we can focus on everyone else who wants to fight.

>>31833433
>on the literal last second
Holy shit.

>>31833390
Roll

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>>31833378
>waaaaaah I don't like the it when I get overruled by digits that are universally agreed upon to be better than my digits waaaaah
thanks for proving that fuckers like you are the worst kind of people in this thread and on this board

>>31833433
perfect timing

>>31833433
>Trying to eat people's hearts when they're only just under half health
Awful idea. We need to heal up the team. Almost evryone is roughed up.

But the heart might heal some HP

>>31833427
That bitch dies today. She double-kicked Rons, it's only fair he gets to eat hers.

>>31833470
>Almost evryone is roughed up.
that was because of earthquake
don't have to deal with that if he's dead, and if you actually want to leave Nidorina alive you only have one conscious opponent to really deal with

>>31833499
>>31833487
One ember isn't going to be enough to KO him, though. It took all this time to get him to half health, we're not going to be able to finish him off with just one attack.

>>31833498
Of course she attacked him, he was groping her. You really can't blame her.

>>31833527
I can't see a better way to convince someone to join your team

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>>31833096
>>31833433
>With Nidoqueen out cold, Oshawott decides to help take her out and uses Water Gun in combination with Buddy's Energy ball

>Plum begins attacking the next Nido on her, but takes another horn attack and faints, using your last tiny reviver seed to come back.

>You run up to Nidoking and ember him in the eyes. While he cries out in pain while trying to rub the sparks and ash from his eyes, you run in and bite down on his chest. Your teeth break his skin

>>31833519
it's taken a long time because he's only been hit maybe 4 times since he showed up in last thread

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>>31833563
>Nidoking howls in pain, but still has strength yet to swat you away and spit a poison sting at you.

>8 next

>>31833573
>>31833111

>>31833573
flame charge or whatever it's called at his horn hard enough to break it off

>>31833573

Finish the job.

>>31833573
>>31833111

>>31833573
Flame Charge his chest. Set his heart aflame, but not in the same way we tried with Nidorina.

>>31833587

>off by one to 8s
>off by one to dubs

Re-fuckin-roll.

>>31833585
Re

>>31833573
do a sick backflip

>>31833573
Nidoqueen's asleep and isn't a threat right now, have Buddy and Osha focus on Nidoking. Maybe the loss of him will demoralize the others and help Plum fight back

>>31833573
god damn, what is wrong with plum!, seems like someone needs to hit the gym.

roll for flame charging nidoking's balls

>>31833596
Reroll

>>31833611
She's been tanking 3 nido since like, sometime in the last thread

>>31833573
help Plum already

>>31833599
securing this for the existence of our digits and a future for quality rerolls

>>31833573
create a team attack on King with osha and buddy since Queen is out Cold and could be killed later. It's time to end this!

>>31833611

Thank christ odds can't overwrite odds. Nidoking is buried waist deep, we can't get to his balls even if we wanted to.

>>31833627
She's been getting her ass kicked by 3 kids since last thread, i bet buddy would've been done a long time now if he was in her place.

>>31833573
Take a shit on Nidorina

>>31833590
reroll

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>>31833587
>>31833599
>You go in and tear out another chunk of flesh, but Nidoking finally rolls high enough to drag himself free, but uses all his strength this turn to do so.

>Nidoqueen sleeps

>Plum takes another horn attack

This poor Croagunk -_-

>9 next

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>31833687

>>31833696
Help out Plum by taking on the nidos

>>31833527
>do you even xenofiction
For a poison type without titties, groping would not be sexual, but a show of trust - trust that she would not poison the groper.

>>31833696
for the love of all that is good and holy help the frog

>>31833696
Have osha brine Nidoking

>>31833696
Plum is the mvp of this fight

Rolling to flame charge nidoking back down

>>31833696

Combination attack on Nidoking. Fuck Plum. Not literally

>>31833696
Finish off nidoran f

>>31833696
Kill nidoking and get his powers or help plum who will probably die again...
*sigh* fine, let's flamecharge the nidorans

>>31833696
Kill Nidoran fe(male) and tell Nidorina that you will spare her as the match is no longer in her favor

>>31833719

Finally. Rolling to secure.

>>31833719
Make the last part literal.

>>31833696
rolling for this >>31833687

>>31833696
Tackle him and tear into his chest, get to the heart and roast it, we're feeling a hankering for well done king heart this time around

>>31833696
Have Buddy and Osha help Plum. Flame Charge the king.

Help plum!!

>>31833696
Calmly tell Osha and Buddy to help Plum then go back to wildly trying to tear out his heart

>>31833719
this but actually fuck Plum

>>31833726
re

>>31833739
reroll

>>31833696
We really ought to help Plum, especially with Nidoqueen and Nidoking out of commission for this turn. Flame Charge the Nidorans or something.

>>31833709
Still, based on how she reacted, it's clear she didn't like it, even if it wasn't sexual. So you still can't blame her for lashing out at Ron.

We must not forget that the gear fell into the hole

>>31833733
goodbye plum, we will always remember you for your words of wisdom

If Plum faints, we can just revive her later. She is distracting the fodder while we take out the threat.

Plus, she can't say no if she's unconscious.

>>31833770

Yeah, we know, but first things first.

>>31833775

Plum will only die if she takes a bunch of damage while KOed. She hasn't even fainted yet after the revive. She's fine.

>>31833726
rerolllll

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>>31833733
>>31833719
>You call over your team and unleash your strongest moves on Nidoking. He's in pretty bad shape, but still fighting!

>>31833812
Spray Nidorina with hot stinky diarrhea

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>>31833818

>>31833812
god damnit, how tough can this fucking thing be, we better become a good after eating his heart.

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>>31833812
>Nidoking hops out of the sinkhole and unleashes another Earthquake.
>You, buddy, and Plum are all in critical condition. Osha is roughed up.
>NidoranF has fainted
>Nidoqueen and Nidorina are in critical condition.

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>>31833844
>Nidorina will be able to heal with her Oran Berry

I saved her.

>>31833844
>0 next

>>31833844
Throw a healing item at Nidorina

just fucking kill it

>>31833854
>>31833855
Did she actually accept it?
Another team attack on the king.

>>31833843
Final boss yo

>>31833854
she ate it already. Would've been KOed just now if not for that though

>>31833844
>>31833855
VPMDanon at it again with the dubs

Heal Buddy with an Oran Berry, we need those good sleeps.

Fuuuuck just don't get killed

>>31833844
Sacrifice Nidorina to the sun god

>>31833855
>>31833844
Wooooow

Anyhow, get everyone to tear Nidoking to shreads

>>31833844
how the fuck does this asshole retain any loyalty with the other nidos when he so readily fucks them over

tell everyone in the room to actually kill him if they want to keep living

>>31833843
No shit, it's the final boss. That's why I was saying we need to heal up.
>>31833844
>>31833855
>>31833866
Holy shit dude

Heal everyone up and multi attack on King

>>31833844
>>31833855
>>31833866
stop this

>>31833844
IT'S TIME TO END THIS. ALL 4 OF YOU ATTACK AT ONCE. We better get a massive power up or evolve at the end of this

>>31833855
make buddy, plum and you eat an oran, then unleash another team attack, after jump at nidoking and finish him off

>>31833854
good job

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>>31833885
no

Rolling to say abandon the attack and everyone jumps in the hole.

>>31833888
HNNNNGNGNGNGN
trips confirm

>>31833897
you fucked up

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>>31833903

>>31833897
>.png.jpg

>>31833914
yeahhh I should probably change that file name at some point

>>31833888
overriding with this >>31833875

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>>31833888
>You toss your last remaining Oran Berries to your teammates in critical condition, using your turn to do so. Osha and Buddy put in for a team attack on Nidoking.
>The king howls and stomps, weakly taking a few steps, attempting another earthquake, but falls flat and collapses to the ground, defeated.

>>31833949
god damn, even i wasn't this much of an autistic retard when plum joined the group.

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>>31833986
>Nidoqueen wakes!
>She pulls herself from her slumber to see Nidoking and her children defeated
Nidoqueen: How dare you! My King! My babies! I'll kill all of you!

>Nidoqueen Body Slams Osha, putting him in critical condition.

>Nidorina and Plum are still taking pot shots at one another.

>1 next

>>31833986
Damn Ron has some sweet spin on his throws

>>31834004
Have everyone team attack the queen, except you, who will grabs some tit.

>>31834004
Get plum to stop focusing on Nidorina and bring everyone in for a team attack on Nidoqueen - Flame Charge, Brine, Energy Ball and Mud Slap

eat the kings heart to gain your energy back

>>31834004
Kill the queen. Also, yell, "nobody puts their body on Osha except for me!"

>>31834004
Cover for Osha and tell him to brine her

>>31834004
Start eating through Nidoking's chest and tell her to quit being so emotional over Nidoking, he wasn't strong enough and that he's not fit for a queen like her

>>31834014
>>31834021
Roll

>>31834016
>>31834021
With these dubs, you will do both

>>31834004
Yell Plum to ignore nidorina, we still have a bigger problem with nidoqueen.
tell oshawott to go rest somewhere else.
tell buddy to use sleep powder on nidoqueen
Use a team attack with plum to finish off nidoqueen

>>31834019
roll

>>31834021

Rolling to secure.

>>31834004
>My babies
>Implying Nidoqueen can breed
Was she fucked as a baby?
Anyways, Have all 4 of you attack Queen and give a speech to nidorina to spare her for later or something

>>31834004
re
>>31833111

>>31834032
re

>>31834026
Roll

>>31834019
Re

>>31834043

They could be adopted.

>>31834048
Rolling

>>31834004
h e l p p l u m

>>31834004
Take on Nidoqueen with Osha and Buddy while letting Plum fight Nidorina by herself because her because she's not cute and friendly like the real teammates.

>>31834004
cume bigly

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>>31834021
>You call plum over to help, Nidoqueen is the bigger threat right now!

>You turn to Nidoqueen, "You may be queen, your whatever husband maybe may be the king, you might be nothing for all I know, but nobody, and I mean, NOBODY, gets to put their body on my Osha except for ME!"

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>>31834139
>Nidoqueen has fainted!

>>31834150
time for a fucking feast

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>>31834150
>Facing 4 on one odds, Nidorina decides to flee the battlefield. Even with your entire team weakened, she's pretty weak herself and decides not to take the chance.

Best of luck trying to convince her to join your team after KOing and/or killing her whole family next time you see her!

>>31834176
Can we take her hostage?

>>31834176
Nidoking did a good part of the work for us anyway with those retarded Earthquakes, maybe putting a spotlight on that would help convince her

>>31834150
Congratulations, your loot for this battle is:
>1 King's horn
>1 King's heart
>1 Queen's heart
>1 Nidorina
You pocket your loot including nidorina in your imaginary pocket

Let the feast begin.

I say we give the queen's heart to Osha, for (s)he is our glorious queen

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>>31834176
>You did it! It was a hard fought battle, and you all almost died, blew through almost all your items doing so, but you made it through!

>What now?

>2 next

>>31834212
eat

>>31834212
Get the gear!

>>31834176
>KOing and/or killing
Oh OP, you actually think some of them get away with just fainting?

>>31834212
Roll to eat all of their hearts while your team gets the gear.

>>31834212

Fuckin' feast. We've earned it.

>>31834212
Thanks/praise plum for tanking all those hits and ask osha to grab the gear from the pit

>>31834212
Dig into Nidoqueen's chest and give Osha the heart

>>31834176
>Nidorina flees
OP!!!!

>>31834212
go after nidorina

>>31834212
>>31833111
He he he...its time

>>31834222
>>31834232
I like that we can do both of these

>>31834234
You'll meet her again later! I promise.

You still need to figure how to convince her to join when you meet her though

>>31834222

Rolling for this, except while your team focuses on extracting the gear, fondle the unconscious Nidoqueen's titties.

>>31834210
Agreed. Feast on the king's heart, give the queen's to Osha, but leave the peasants. Maybe also leave a nice handwritten note with them saying not to pursue revenge or suffer a worse fate.

>>31834250
reroll

ALSO, pretty sure we hit threat bump limit. Should we hop to a new thread?

>>31834212
Interrogate Nidoking about the true nature of the King of the Forest, then maybe eat his heart.

>>31834261
sure dude man
If I get digits then do it

>>31834261
i guess, go ahead

>>31834261
This feels like it could be a good stopping point, but I wouldn't mind going longer.

>>31834261
Depends on how long you want to run.

>>31834261
Nah, we can survive a bit longer.

Is the true King of the Forest Serebii?

>>31834275
>>31834277
We gotta wrap up this stuff and then a chapter epilogue to get through, which is might be a decent amount of posts.

>>31834261
If we hurry up we might be able to finish before the thread hits page 10.

>>31834291
The true king of the forest is Serperior

RIP screencap anon

>>31834311
I believe it.

>>31834311
dubs confirm
Also, I thought we heard the king's name began with S, so it could happen.

SHAYMIN

>>31834349
NEW THREAD