Why the fuck does Pheromosa get Triple Kick? Triple Kick was

Pheromosa a cute

CUTE!

>>31829208
Degenerates (everyone on this board) need to be banned from life

>>31829190
Triple Kick is not good even with Technician.

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>>31829233
not loving sexy bug, anon?

I want her to triple kick my dick

>>31829314
>137 base attack
>Those sharp feet

You'd fucking die

Why would they make a worse double kick any way?
>>31829314
>pheromosa will never step on you

>>31829233
Pheromosa is cute, admit it. Even that, I prefer to be a slave for her pheromones.

>>31829337

Agree.

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Why the fuck does Magearna get Heart Swap? Heart Swap was Manaphy's thing, it was his signature, no other Pokemon (smeargle autism notwithstanding) could learn it, not even Luvdisc the heart master. But this soulless maid gets it? Magearna doesn't even need it, I mean it's not even a good move so why take away the one thing Manaphy had?

Magearna a cute

CUTE!

>>31829437
I never want to use magearna

>>31829449
Degenerates (everyone on this board) need to be banned from life

>signature moves EVER remaining exclusive

even ho-oh shares sacred fire with entei, man (i mean it makes sense since entei is ho-oh's boy but still)

Anon, this is the 7th generation. You should know by now that no signature move is sacred. There's at least a dozen formerly "signature" moves now.

>>31829472
but anon, you are in the board

I want her to heart swap my dick

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>>31829483
Never talk to me or my son ever again.

If it's not even good, then why does it matter as "Hitmontop's thing"?

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>>31829483
>Volt Tackle is still a Pikachu-line exclusive

>>31829437
Heart Swap is not good even with Hydration.

>>31829190
>>31829190
because it kicks three times

>>31829541
heart swap is god tier in Ubers

>>31829535
Fuck that shit man

>>31829535
Pikachu will forever remain the favorite of gamefreak so its not suprising.
They might as well give it 400 bst.

>>31829233
That's why they're here

>>31829483
>>31829497
The Kadabra line is still going Seven Generations strong being the only ones being able to bend spoons.

>>31829190
I think a lot of the weird moves the UB's got sort of adds to their appeal, and really drives the point home that they're Not Pokemon, that they're something else entirely. They always reminded me of hackmons,like this Should Not Be

>>31829497
>Leaf Blade turned physical after split

Sceptile got cucked out of his one in the worst possible way.

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Why the fuck does Silvally get Parting Shot? Parting Shot was Pangoro's thing, it was his signature, no other Pokemon (smeargle autism notwithstanding) could learn it, not even Magortar the shooting master. But this cheap Arceus rip-off gets it? Silvallydoesn't even need it, I mean it's not even a good move so why take away the one thing Pangoro had?

Silvally a cute

CUTE!

>>31830650
Because fuck Pangoro.

>>31829190
Because fuck Hitmontop.

>>31830650
it needed something to make it good

parting shot was not that something

>>31830650
I want her to parting shot my dick

>>31829190
Some Pokemon are just flat-out BETTER than others. They're designed to be that way. The anime exists to get your hopes up as a child: Maybe there IS a way! Maybe we CAN all get along! Maybe I CAN save the world and become a master!

The games exist to utterly and totally annihilate your hopes and dreams by introducing the latest thing that will come along and assrape your (you, yes, you reading this right now) favourite Pokemon using its own signature move better than it.

Just look at Garchomp and Flygon.

>>31830871
Gyarados learns Outrage tho.

>>31829535
The sheer amount of patching up they've done to Pikachu is nothing short of hilariously desperate.
>Light Ball to boost it shit attacking stats
>Eviolite to boost its shitty defenses
>Volt Tackle, its own shitty signature move
>Not one but TWO signature Z-moves, both of which still don't justify using a fucking shitmon in your serious, non-ironic competitive team
Shame three of those four options all take up the same fucking item slot so he's still always going to be shit and nonsensical for not one but TWO PROTAGONISTS TO ALWAYS USE ONE IN CANON

>>31830889
not gen2

>>31830650
>Silvally doesn't even need it

nigga i know this is pasta but fuck

>>31830893
They should give Pikachu something like a Mega Evolution.

>>31830915
The comparison was made with fucking Incineroar.

>>31830954
They should just fucking stop.

>>31830871
At least do a good example
It's not like other 88 Other pokemon than incineroar and fagotnite can learn it too

>>31830940
i know i meme'd too hard
pls don't get angry at me anon

>>31829535
>Pikachu doesn't even know it anymore in the anime
>STILL hogs it and forces all other physical electric types to use a fucking electric Take Down
If there were just a physical equivalent to Thunderbolt or Thunder, there wouldn't be any issues.

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Why the fuck does Pelipper get Drizzle? Drizzle was Politoed's thing, it was his signature, no other Pokemon (uber whale autism notwithstanding) could learn it, not even Castform the weather master. But this flying toilet gets it? Pelipper doesn't even need it, I mean it's not even a good ability so why take away the one thing Politoed had?

Thunder Strike
100 BP, 85 acc, 5 PP
High critical ratio

Fuck Volt Tackle.

>>31830702
fuck you

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>>31831192
>Drizzle
>not even a good ability

>>31831198
>inaccurate physical electric attack
fuck you anon

>>31831192
Pelipper a cute

CUTE!