Burmy is sad, everyone. He wants to become a beautiful Wormadam - but he knows that he cannot, for he is a boy.
What should Burmy do to cheer himself up?
>>31826490
Kill himself and pray that he is reborn as a waifu-mon?
Curl up and take a nap
At the ver least he should appear on the tall grass a lot to train some other pokemon more worthy than him.
>>31826490
Cut his PokéGenitalia off, take unsafe hormones he got from the internet, dye his hair neon and pretend he is female on cam for money even though he knows deep down he never will be
Burmy is killing Audino. It is slightly relieving his pain. Is this the right thing to do?
>>31826550
>>31826550
yes. Kill as many as you need, and then conquer the Pokemon League. I believe in you, Burmy (male)!
>>31826738
Burmy has grown a few levels. He is proud.
>>31826490
Burmy should just inject lol
>>31826832
Wait...
Inject him into a female.
>>31826852
SOMEBODY, FIND AN EVERSTONE QUICKLY. BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
>>31826860
Mothim is an ok Pokémon, don't be sexist.
>>31826860
Let fate steer its course
>>31826860
have fun being a moth, bitch
>>31826876
Mothium is based
>>31826878
Wormadam is better, though
>>31826883
How is this possible, everybody?
How does he do it?
>>31826897
Show the status screen.
>>31826897
He is beautiful.
>>31826904
What's wrong, big boy?
>>31826490
This pokemon would have been absolutely nothing to me, something I would have forgotten until one day when I was a kid and gen 4 was new, some dude traded me a Mothim with pokerus and that slowly started the path to me have shinys and doubles of all legendaries.
Mothim's are bros
>>31826915
>>31826931
>>31826931
I don't know why, but I'm kind of happy for him.
He has dressed up a bit to become even more beautiful. How do you think he looks, Anons?
>>31826897
Fuck off Jimmy
>>31826931
Do your best little buddy.
>>31826976
He's beautiful
He has found a beautiful bug girl. How should he impress her? Should he even be going for a girl? What should he do?
>>31827011
Kill it
>>31827011
follow your heart lil nigga
>>31827011
DO IT, SMASH
>>31827011
Let him find another male wormadam
Will she accept his love, or is she into more manly men?
He is worried.
>>31827057
Clearly, this was not the one.
>>31827057
If she hurts him I'm killing her
>>31827057
>Cherish Ball
Oh my
>>31827071
Kill the bitch.
That last attempt at love went badly, but he won't give up.
He's at it again, this time with a boy.
>>31827122
Do your best little buddy
>>31827122
He has won Combee's heart. How lovely.
>>31827122
>Male Combee
Oh dear
But mothim is sexy why didn't he want to beba sexy mothim
>>31827148
I hope they're happy together
>>31827148
What's this? Combee has a present for him?
>>31827175
What a sweet present. Surely they will live a happy life together.
>>31827190
???
This is my favorite anime now
>>31827190
Fucking adorable
>>31827203
Carnivine has stolen Combee's present!
>>31827218
WTF
>>31827218
Nooooooo
>>31827218
>>31827218
This is terrible!
What should they do now?
>>31826931
NANI
>>31827238
don't worry, combee can gather more honey. r-right?
>>31827238
They can work on starting a family. The real honey was the love they shred together.
>>31827238
Find a double battle to prove their love for eachother
>>31827238
Comfort the bee
>>31827238
>>31827281
They have decided to find that Carnivine and get their honey back.
>>31827291
Oooooooh sheeeeeeeit
>>31827291
Unfortunately, they can't really bring their selves to do it. Instead, they're going to go on a nice trip together.
>>31827291
>>31827218
>level 32
>183 hp
What sort of rom hack are you playing OP
>>31827298
Perhaps >>31827252 was not the best idea.
>>31827298
How nice.
>>31827305
One where Carnivine is the finally villain.Dio
>>31827317
Definitely not the best of ideas.OP is an image forgetting faggot
>>31827328
Should've gone with sandy cloak
>>31827328
Run away little buddies
I want that fucking Carnivine dead...
>>31827328
After successfully managing to run away, they are going for a new approach. They have gone to the Day-Care to attempt >>31827248
>>31827379
It took a while to travel through Castelia City. They were small bugs in a big area.
They have made it, however.
>>31827393
Wew
>>31827393
JUST A CITY BOI
BORN AND RAISED IN DOWNTOWN DETROIT
>>31827393
Wild Pokemon don't really have the same education humans do. They didn't even know two boys cannot reproduce.
They have found Wormadam's father, Mothim, in order to find out how they can produce a family together.
>>31827423
Try harder, I'm sure you can do it.
>>31827423
Hire a good surgeon
Thread of the year.
>>31827423
Did they dieded?
>>31827423
Aftersome technical difficultiesmulling it over and Combee training a bit to gather some Honey, they have now shared their present and are off to find a child to adopt.
>>31827459
i'm quite certain it doesn't work like that
>>31827567
it does, trust me, I'm a surgeonologist
>>31827564
Someone help me. I've grow strangely attached to a pair of fictitious homosexual bugs.
>>31827564
They have decided to adopt a Sewaddle. Should they go for a boy or girl? Only dubs may decide.
>>31827597
just let it ribombbee
>>31827610
girl so it can grow up to be a great mantis mom
>>31827610
Grill
>>31827617
forgot pic
>>31827610
boy
>>31827610
Boy, this way he catches 'the gay' too.
>>31827610
Girl
>>31827415
two
>>31827610
boy
>>31827610
boy
>>31827610
either way this kid is about to learn how to be beautiful as fuck
>>31827610
grill
>>31827610
strong independent female bug who dont need no mate
>>31827647
Trying again
>>31827610
girl
>>31827683
rerollin
You guys suck at this
>>31827610
boy.
>>31827709
fuck you and its a girl
this thread has been cursed, none shall roll dubs
>>31827610
Girl
>>31827712
rerolll
>>31827709
Thank you for contributing, your input shall certainly help this family grow.
>>31827722
It has been decided.
>>31827722
It has been decided
>>31827722
checked
I won, I hope Wormadam has a happy and prosperous life.
>>31827610
>>31827722
How did they afford a luxury ball?
They got the money from Mothim, of course. He's secretly a pimp. Don't tell Wormadam.
What should the happy family do together now?
>>31827782
adopt more bugs and KILL CARNIVINE
>>31827782
Go on a murderspree to start the parenting and education.
>>31827782
Find some friends with different coats. maybe ones made of trash or sand.
>>31827782
Prob gonna hafta put baby Sewaddle on the streets to pay their debt to big pimpin' Mothim
>>31827799
oh
>>31827799
That doesn't sound like wholesome family fun
>>31827839
>>31827821
You gotta around murdering to grow big and strong.
Can't have the other bugs bully Sewaddle for being low leveled.
They should adopt another child. They should get a Tepig or Darumaka, so they can give them warm hugs.
>>31827856
Makes sense.
>>31827782
>>31827799
That wasn't very fun. Sewaddle is sad.
>>31827821
You must find Ron Potter the tepig. He will teach you the ways of the rape.
>>31827892
They need to find a home
>>31827888
>>31827900
this is not okay
>>31827892
DO NOT DO THAT THIS STORY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PURE
>>31827892
Hug the bug
>>31827916
This.
Wormadam and Combee must now take to extremes to punish themselves to prove to themselves and Sewaddle-chan the severity if their actions.
>>31827892
>>31827888
>>31827900
/vpmd/ was a mistake.
What should they do now?
>>31827981
Get Ron Potter a gay bug boyfriend. Join in the family business: butt pirating.
>>31827981
Release it before the family falls apart
>>31828006
>trying to get Ron a boyfriend other than Oshawott
disgusting
Shameful. They didn't put their kids in school, they haven't built up savings, they don't have jobs, and they've brought another kid into the world.
How are they going to pay for Sewaddle's college tuition? How will she be an astronaut now?
>>31827892
>>31827981
After Ron was no help whatsoever because he is Ron - they have decided to cheer up Sewaddle with some dress up. She'll be pretty no matter what, but what are the best options for her?
>>31828136
Pink bow.
>>31828136
Pink umbrella.
>>31828136
ribbons, all the goddamn ribbons
>>31827218
FUCK OFF CARNIVINE
>>31828136
Glasses, because she's a nerd. Where are Wormadam (male) and Combee getting the money to pay for this stuff anyway?
>>31828136
Many ribbons. All the ribbons. Sewaddle cannot hold umbrellas, so she wears all the ribbons. There's not much class to it, but she's a child. She's having fun regardless.
>>31828136
>>31828206fug
>>31828216
Release Sewaddle
>>31828216
Cute
Do they have names?
>>31828216
Would daughteru
>>31828216
Uh oh, who is this?
>>31828240first dubs of each Pokemon gets to name, only allowed to go for one name at a time
>>31828264
Make friends with her
>>31828264
The two of them shared a peace sign by using StringShot. Should the family adopt her as well?
>>31828264
Oh no, not that hussy.
>>31828312
I got a boner for some reason
>>31828264
Name Sewaddle Mary.
>>31828312
Introduce her new friend to the family
>>31828312
Yes and name it SolarQueef
>>31828333
Ayyy
>>31828335
She is remaining peaceful. This looks good.
>>31828333
good roll
>>31828333
OK so if she's named Mary then catch the larvesta and name it Cherry
>>31828355
There she is.
>>31828416
He's probably borrowing money from his pimp dad
I hope a nasty trainer doesn't abduct any family members or anything horrible.
>>31828416
Aftermore technical difficultiesplaying with Larvesta a bit, Sewaddle has decided on a new name for herself. >>31828333 She is now Mary.
Four is a decently sized family - and a lot has happened today - they would like to rest and maybe find some names for their selves. Say nice things, suggest good names, make this family feel as good as possible. Maybe in the future, they'll be able to find Carnivine. Maybe not though, it'd be petty at this point.
>>31828568
Honeybunch for Combee
>>31828568
Combee is Hiveston the third
>>31828568
>>31828611
>>31828568
I have grown oddly attached to this family of fictional bugs and I look forward to seeing their future endeavors.
>>31828660
You should name Wormadam Baryl.
>>31828660
>>31828568
They abandoned Tepig because he wasn't their type.
>>31828844
>>31828844
RIP
This is a good thread.
Tepig gets his revenge when?
If this is still alive, name the wormadam Rodney