Snek Saturday: Big Boy Edition

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>>31824712
legendary noodle is best noodle

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>>31824712
Bad fellow noodle

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>>31824712

>>31824827
>>31824722
Get those sneklets out of here

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is this the noodle thread I've been waiting for

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>>31824896
Furret is a smol noodle

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>>31826741

>>31824896
It's hot blooded tho

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Got any more dragon noodles here?

>>31828644
its a good snek
then it evolves into a good snek
then it turns into garbage
rip snek

>>31828675
tfw won't ever get a snake-based mega-dragonite because gamefreak won't ever make something called a Dragoniteite

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Would you guys have liked salazzle more if it had been like pic related? (I didn't draw this, just thought it looked neat)

>>31828675
it's still cute, just not a snek

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>>31826587
Purest ship
Egg groups never ever

>>31828711
i'd prefer a split evo thats Dragon/water or dragon/fairy
fuck it could be pure dragon
like a purity form thats a 600 base with snek based body

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>>31828711
They could always just give it another evolution that follows the design better.
Maybe something like
>if Dragonair would evolve into dragonite while using Surf, it evolves into a water/dragon snek instead

It might be tough to make it not just a pretty gyarados, but dragonite is basically just a doofy charizard anyway

>>31828711
>>31828803
>>31828873
>Alolan Dragonite never ever

>>31828742
>Would you guys have liked salazzle more if it had been like pic related
It looks like it would lack something, even if I were to see this one blind for the first time.
The original design is perfect as it is, in my opinion.

>>31828785
>Serperior- 3.3m
>Milotic- 6.2m

This isn't to say I disagree. I just like the idea of Serperior being smol next to her.

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>>31830157
She's a big girl

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>>31830240
For you

>>31828742
>Would you guys have liked salazzle more if it had been like pic related?
no, because there aren't snakes in hawaii.

>>31828803
>>31828873
>>31828906
I could get behind a split evo for dragonite, or possibly a Sinnoh form, if they do that sort of thing. Either could be possible in a gen IV remake.

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>>31830240
Ah, I was looking for this one. Thanks Anon!

>>31830957
that's an umbreon I've never seen before

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>>31830957

You have good taste for liking big Milotics.

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>>31831086
Big snek in general, really.

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>>31831215

You have good taste in general, then. Big snakes are perfection incarnate.

>>31830957
That Umbreon looks too much like a Weavile.

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>>31831086
I wanna rub that belly

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>>31831342

While I don't blame you for wanting to do so, it's -her- belly. Not yours. You should be happy that you're allowed to ogle -her- belly at all.

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>>31831086
>>31831322

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>>31831368

Yes, that's usually how people react when they see how many miles of wriggling coils there are.

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>>31831086
>>31831351
I want her to be fit, not fat.
That's why she needs a trainer after all.

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>>31831393
The longer the better.

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>>31831395

A personal trainer.

>>31831435

The longer, thicker, bigger in general the better.

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>>31831393
Your noodles should be in fit condition for contests, Pokemon battling, etc.

Having an unfit noodle isn't good for their health.

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>ywn hug and comfort a noodle after she gets embarrassed by being called a "bulky water type"

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>>31831502

Blame all the prey animals growing fat off of Mcdonalds' leftovers. You are what you eat, all the way up the food chain.

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>>31831600
>Fat noodles.

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>>31831913

Big noodles in general. Fat, long, both. I like large sizes.

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>>31831913
>Whale in noodle thread

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>>31824712

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And then everyone leaves again.

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What's happening in this thread?

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>>31833853
This sums up what has happened so far.

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>>31833853
Snek things

>>31834089
That isn't true, this thread was actually entertaining for a brief moment.

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>>31834128

So make it interesting again. I talked about what I like just like how you talked about what you liked, fair is fair. Instead of complaining, just talk about what you like again.

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>ywn have a big snek friend

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>>31834689
Don't remind me
It hurts to think about it

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Damn. Never really thought of using one before but these threads have made me want to shuffle a noodle into my team.

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>>31834718
Pic related was actually my first shiny ever, so rock-snek is a pretty good noodle in my book.

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>>31834814
I trained a Milotic back in Gen VI, but she's the only snek I've trained so far. Maybe one day I'll breed and train a Contrary Serperior too.

>>31824851
>Sneklet

Rayquaza is larger than every "snake" that commonly gets posted here, including Milotic and Serperior.

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>>31834500
>You go a Saturday to a near lake for a weekend outdoors adventure
>You use a boat to go to a little island close to the lakeside
>A curious Feebas starts following you
>It keeps following you as you row your boat
>It's impossible to ignore by now
>You reach the island, hoping that Feebas let you be
>It doesn't
>You finally put it some attention
>You tell by its look it's asking you for help to evolve
>You don't have a Prism scale, so you never mind
>You don't care, you start to put out your tent
>Feebas keeps looking at you with a sad puppy expression
>...
>On a second thought, trying to find a prism scale sounds like a fun thing to do this weekend

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>>31834944
I'm now realizing that Rayquaza is only 0.8m longer than Milotic.

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I want to be a snek and fug another snek

>>31834500
I want to bully Milotic!

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>>31836766
You are not alone anon

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>>31837364

Even if it's entirely too lewd to talk about.

>>31831393
m-miles? oh my~

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Fug

>>31839800
Rayquaza is truly the superior snek.

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>>31839122

And that's if we're being modest.

>>31839851
oh dont tease me so, bigger girls are better

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>>31839983

It's not teasing if it's honest. Remember the six story tall Dragonite in the anime's first season? Sometimes monsters end up.. far far bigger than they really should.

>>31840013
>Sometimes monsters end up.. far far bigger than they really should.
I think you might have it the other way around

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>>31840125

The other way around?

>>31840189
As in, too often monsters end up far smaller than they should

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>>31840214

Mm. You could say that, couldn't you? Maybe being gargantuan is their natural state and the pocket monster sized ones are the anomalies.

>>31840223
>Not wanting tiny snek to coil around your finger

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>>31841227

I do want that. There are just other things I want more.

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>>31843129

The look of a maid who needs much more practice with polishing spears.

>>31843249
More like the look of a maid who could polish two spears at once

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>>31843357

One would -could- but yet wouldn't be very good at it. Therefore, one who needs practice daily.

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>>31843402
I like the sound of that.

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>>31843849

And she'll learn to like it soon enough, too.

>>31828785
That's good. That way they won't have any crying kids

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>>31844567
serperior gets dragon pulse as an egg move when

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>>31844586

Getting it as a tutor move isn't good enough?

>>31844615
I don't have any way of getting contrary serperiors in gen 6 and some pokemon have a few of their tutor moves as egg moves (breloom gets drain punch and focus punch as egg moves even though it can only get those egg moves from itself by tutor, and bisharp has stealth rock as an egg move that has to be tutored onto a parent bisharp)

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>>31844656

I'm sure someone could breed you one if you asked in the wifi general thread, and after that couldn't you breed one yourself?

>>31844666
I'm fine with waiting for move tutors, I already have a female HP electric serperior

I want a green text story of snek waifu

>>31844701
>you have a snek waifu
>the end
Was that good?

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>>31844687

I'm glad that you can drown yourself in endless emerald coils too. Everyone should have the chance.

>>31844586
>dragon pulse is a shockwave emitted from a gaping mouth
>The negative pressure draws the trainer head first into that gaping mouth
>snek waifu feels bad

>>31836766
>>31837364
>tfw a snek will never coil around you for warmth while you make sweet slithery love

It hurts

>>31844829

Use your bedsheets. They aren't a perfect replacement, but they still help.

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>>31844829
>>31844845
damn it guys, I didn't think I'd have to relieve myself a second time this early, this is why I fucking love this board

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>>31844864

Wash them very quickly afterwards. Dried seed is a pain to get out of anything.

>>31844871
wash em in a cold cycle, hot water plus semen ends badly.

guys.....sneks can kill you...

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>>31845092
pic related

>>31845101
Thats a snake. Sneks just want hugs

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>>31845101
I want to be hugged like that by a Poke Snake. They understand human language and can feel fondness for people, unlike real life snakes.

And if things get ugly I can always command her to return to her Pokeball.

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>>31845166

>I can always command her to return to her Pokeball

Not always.

>>31845101
looks comfy

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>>31845439

Bone crushingly comfy, but I'm sure most people here enjoy that sort of fantasy.

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>wanting to fug your snake
I can get it but I'd rather have one as just a friend you know?
also slightly less degenerate than wanting to fug a snake

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>>31845718
Why not both? Sneks are primarily for hug and snug, and fug if you both want it

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>>31846076

snek is for hug and snug and comfy
and i think that fugging a snake is too weird even for me

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>>31846199

You'll come around eventually.

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>>31846203
I doubt it being an endofag is enough degeneracy for me

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>>31846275

You exist to satisfy certain desires, then. It's not hard to justify the leap to satisfying other desires beforehand.

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Why is it so hard to find new snek art

>>31846486
>food goes directly down throat
>snake chews
???

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>>31848113
sneks aren't new anymore, so not much attention is on them. salazzle art will probably drop when gen 8 or 9 drops.

>>31831393
>miles
>it takes her food several hours to reach her stomach
That sounds like a problem, unless you're the food.

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>>31851906

Maybe she just needs exorbitant amounts of food.

>>31852812
Nah, she just needs to eat regularly, even if she might not feel hungry at the moment.

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>>31852862

To the point where her idle threats about one day simply eating YOU to stop you from being such a bother become less idle and more relevant.

Was that full snek doujin ever scanned?

>>31852912
Same, I want it

>>31852912
No
>>31852983
We all do

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>>31824712
>>31831086
>>31831322
>>31832076

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>>31853744
>He doesn't want a huge noodle to hug and love
Pathetic.

>>31853812
That is a large serpent you got there. Shelter must be hard to find for them.

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>>31851906
>mfw no Electromagnet snake Pokemon

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>>31853842

Highways are nice, even if she threatens to dwarf them by sheer length sometimes.

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>>31853842
You could just leave it out in a nearby body of water if you needed a big place to put it. Of course, that would require you to live near a body of water, but such are the sacrifices that must be made when owning a giant water noodle.

>>31854031
Waterfront property is always in demand, so having one would be a bonus added onto having a giant serpent. Of course there's hopefully enough food there to satiate them for a while.

>>31854002
Highways don't feel a lot like shelter, though seeing a size difference like that would certainly be a sight and a half.

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>>31854282

They aren't much, you're right. But at least they provide enough shade and some protection from the elements for snakes that simply won't fit anywhere else.

>>31851906
2013 was a good year. A shame we must wait until 2024 for more fresh snake art.

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>>31855102

Serpents are worth waiting for.

Bumping for noodles

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i wanna be inside a snek

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>>31857162
That's lewd anon
I approve

>>31857162
I want my dick inside a snek puss

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What's a good moveset for the furry noodle? I want to see if it will survive the battle tree, and I don't know if smogon is a really good reference.

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Good morning snekbros.

>>31858259
>>31857162
I wanna be inside a snek puss

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>>31859746

Good morning. I'm glad we're still coiling ourselves through the days of the week.

>>31860023

It's too early to be this lewd, anon. Didn't you get everything out last night?

>>31836766
phox friday called
they want their autism back

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>>31858825

I'm not a furret pro but choice band double-edge destroys buildings

(zygarde for more snek content)

>you will never help milotic remove her(male) mucus sack on a daily basis
>you will never feel that damp slimy body
>you will never cuddle your 20+ foot snek friend

>>31860417
>ywn be able to fit into your giant snek's puss

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>>31857162
>>31860023
>>31861347
anon pls
you could be at least a little subtle

>>31861436
No subtlety
I love snek

>>31861436
no, nothing should be subtle about my need to do lewd things inside a snek's belly

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>ywn hug snek

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>>31860023
>through a combination of love, a wish, and good (occasionally argumentative) food, she's grown quite a bit
>her vivid emerald coils now stretch well over a dozen meters
>the two of you were saddened when you could no longer reach all the way around her girth in a hug
>though you certainly found other ways to show affection
>one morning, you wake up, surrounded in a veritable sea of gorgeous green snek
>carefully, quietly, you climb over her noodly body, sliding off near of her head
>she stirs and slowly wakes, large, captivating red eyes peering out from behind her eyelids
>raising her head from her slumber, she covers a yawn with her tail, with all the grace one would imagine the regal Pokemon to have
>holding herself roughly at your height, Serperior offers a gentle smile
>"Oh, I've something to ask of you, after last night. Had we not both been so tired afterwards, I would have asked then."
>she slithers in a circle around you, binding you in a loose coil, then a second
>"Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm a pretty big Pokemon, even for a Serperior. I just don't think your tongue and, as you like to say, sword, do much for me anymore."
>she holds up one of her vines by you
>it's... not a favorable comparison
>she IS a very big snek, after all
>you open your mouth to say something, protest, plead, but she places the vine to your lips, smiling
>"I'm not done yet, sweetie, be patient. Now, I don't want what we have to stop, be it as Trainer and Pokemon or as lovers. With that in mind..."
>she closes her eyes, then after a moment reopens them, crimson orbs filled with intense desire
>"I want YOU. All of you. To feel your love from every last inch of your body. To bring you deeper, closer to me than any other could even dream of, should you trust me to keep you safe even in our most passionate of moments."
>she blushes fiercely and turns away, hiding her face in her tail
>"...My emotions got ahold of me. But please, do consider."

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>>31861906

You're good at this.

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>>31861906
>anno domini two thousand seventeen
>somebody put time and effort into writing nearly 2k characters about this
>about a fictional fetish involving a fictional snake
>from a fictional land in a fictional setting
>and my dumb ass read all of it

>>31862234
who is the artist, I don't recognize the artstyle

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>>31861906
A much better writer than I could ever hope to be

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>>31862549

I'm not sure, I'm sorry.

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Morning sneks

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>>31862688
Thanks, anon! I'm more used to writing about oral vore related stuff, but unbirth sounds fun, too.

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>>31864475

You can only improve through practice, so practice is always good.

>>31864475
pythons are too goddamn adorable

>>31864475
cute

>>31863875
Morning, honey!

>tfw no snek tits
Really?

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>>31865364

>>31865375
M-more?

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>>31865745

You're awfully selfish. If someone gives you what you want why is the immediate reaction "more"?

>>31866082
>your pokemon's breasts are bigger than your's
Kek

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>>31866141

Especially when it's something that shouldn't even have breasts in the first place. Demeaning, isn't it?

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>>31866196
Serperior with boobs fits so well together! WHY?!

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>>31866862

Because she looks very naga-like, although without the unnecessary human features.

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>>31866935
Nagas with anthro-snake tops are the best kind of nagas. Human halves a shit.

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>>31866970

Absolutely wonderful taste, anon. Few people share our fetish, so I'm glad that you do too.

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>>31866983
Yeah. Ideally 2 arms; I don't know where the apparent trend of giving an otherwise-gorgeous naga four arms came from.
And non-hooded sneks like that show up once in a lunar eclipse.

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>>31867033

Probably Final Fantasy/D&D.

I actually prefer them not to have arms, so that they're just enormous snakes with equally enormous bulging chests. Serperior has vines to make up the difference anyways.

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>>31867065
Huh, maybe. I usually picture of Yuan-Ti when I think of D&D sneks, but I guess there are others.
That sounds equal parts alluring and ridiculous. I love it.

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>>31867103

I'm glad you like the idea too. Perhaps it's ridiculous, which might be why few people bother to draw it, but it has its own sort of unique appeal that you can't find elsewhere.

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>snek saturday
>currently tuesday
hmm

>>31861906
jesus CHRIST anon

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>>31867418
we almost hit image limit, chill

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>>31867432
i am chill, though

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>>31861906
>>31864475
Do you have a link to more of your stuff?

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>>31867648

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>>31867658

>>31867648
http://pastebin.com/u/dzamie
http://pastebin.com/QS9pJsg5
Might as well upload it. Figured it's kinda short, but apparently people here like it.

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>>31866862
>In a world where snek waifus, who's species have boobs but no arms, rule the Earth and killed all female humans and male Pokémons
>In order for Snek waifus to survive their species they have to force themselves to commit humanphilia in order to give birth
>Snek waifus treat the male humans like slaves and think of nothing but sex slaves that produces seeds
Snek waifus tell their daughters that their 'fathers' were inferior to them
>Suddenly a random Snek waifu fall in love with human blah blah blah and male humans and Snek waifus live together in their happy lives

>>31867820
>killed all female humans and male Pokémons
I'm all for noodle waifus, but that's one of the worst setting tropes.

>>31861311
That sounds pretty good, right now I'm just running return/giga impact on it and the latter is kind of shitty for obvious reasons

>>31867840
do you want noodle males to steal your noodle waifus?

>>31867898
Anon, I can't possibly bed *every* lady snek, and guy sneks could be total bros, too.

>>31867916
Sooner or later, some guy is going to bang all the snek waifus and become the Snek master.

SLURP IT
SUCK IT
I KNOW YOU ALL LIKE IT

snek would drive me insane

>>31868085
SNAKE EATER

>all this vore
At what point does your degeneracy reach the end and just eat the internet? Can't do much from there, fuckblimps.

>>31867935
Yup

I thought Phox Phriday was the gold standard for terrible weekly threads but you guys are seriously revolting.

>>31868773
welcome to /vp/

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imagetest

>>31831322
This isn't even a fat snek, it's a perspective drawing.

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>>31868773
if you can sift through the vore/thicctards at least some of the pictures are cute

Woo, connection errors when trying to post an image...

>>31869324
I try to keep posting cute snek when talking about vore (aside from when images don't work), so that my posts have something that most will find enjoyable.

>>31868677
>eat the internet
Anon, the internet isn't a tangible thing; _he can't eat the internet any more than you could throw Calculus off the side of a building.

>>31869324
and fuggable

>>31869324
i can understand shitting on vore, but hating thicc is where i draw the line

>>31869917
Eh, I kind of get it. At a certain point it stops being thicc and starts being morbidly obese. Even in snek.

>>31869917
I'm more of a slendersnek person myself as well. I want my bro or sis to be able to slither around freely and comfortably.

>>31869962
I want them to nap on top of me without crushing me into paste.

>>31869917
I consider that obese pics get a bit annoying.

>I try to keep posting cute snek when talking about vore (aside from when images don't work), so that my posts have something that most will find enjoyable.
This is how it's done.

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>>31870063
I want to sleep inside a snek.
I headcanon that Pokemon can't directly do anything worse than KOing things - both to explain "L100 Mega Fug shoots enormous dragon lazor at L2 Zigzagoom but only KOs it" and to fulfill my love for friendly, caring preds.

>>31870071
It's also a nice habit to get into for off-topic things, so your posts are always in some part relevant to the thread's purpose.

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>>31870063

And I want to drown in a sea of emerald coils. Good thing we can both have what we want, right?

>>31870238
what if snek was just super long instead?
>endless shifting scales sliding smoothly around you
>at her whim, a few of her slender loops tighten around you in a tight hug
>she keeps her head still, staring into your eyes as she tenses and relaxes her body in waves, massaging your body in firm tugs, like she's drawing you deeper into her embrace
>watching with an amused smile as she flexes the coil around your groin, silently giggling at your strained reaction

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>>31870586

I like both super long and super thick, but I can settle for one of the two.

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>>31870238
>>31870586
>>31870628

>Not wanting a small snek pet
>Slithers funnily on your desk while you shitpost
>If it feels cold, it just uses your computer's heat to keep itself warm. If it happens to electrocute itself, it would barely feel an itch, it's resistant to electric type attacks.
>Can live on a pot
>Water it daily to keep it with a lively green tone
>Smells like mint

Big are too high maintenance.

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>>31870644

Small snakes are absolutely cute, but I enjoy the idea of dedicating my life to enormous snakewaifu more.

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Big sneks ftw

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hisssssss

I want some Dragon Noodle, why do Snek Saturday not have Dragonair pics?

I haven't any more, sorry.

>>31874158
>I want some Dragon Noodle, why do Snek Saturday not have Dragonair pics?
Dragonoodle is welcome here, nothing's stopping you from finding some and sharing. Though this thread's gonna hit the cap soon, so you might wanna save it for Saturday.

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>>31874240
poor buizel

>>31839851
What if we're being Adamant ?

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See you all next week

>>31877596
I was going to close with Dragonoodle. There it is.
http://i4.pixiv.net/c/1200x1200/img-master/img/2016/12/30/23/27/56/60655243_p0_master1200.jpg

Good night.

>>31877623
>403 forbidden
fucking pixiv

>>31878196
Here
https://i.imgur.com/v0MtDNo.jpg

>>31878259
Cute!

REMEMBER! Don't post any Snek thread until SATURDAY and SUNDAY!