Mmm Empoleon=Meh.exe Infernape=ForTrash.pgn Torterra=IWantAGliscor.jpg

>>31820378

If you're playing DP, Infernape is the only option you have for a Fire type other than Rapidash, and Gliscor isn't available until postgame

>>31820400
I play with Pokémon that I like.

>>31820400
Also:
>Gliscor isn't available until postgame
>What is EQ, Aerial Ace, Swor Dance?

>>31820448
Sword*

>>31820378
Honestly my least favorite starter trio senpai

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>>31820378
well Infernape is actually viable, and both the most viable sinnoh starter and non-ou fire starter, so... shutup

torterra and emp are cool too

>>31820378
get cancer. now.

Even if Sinnoh still had more fire-types, i'd still have to go with Infernape. The other two are perfectly fine too.

>>31821735

>using non ou as a pro instead of con

What did he mean by this?

>>31821772
non-uber I mean, it really is only outclassed by blaziken viably, sorry for confusion

>>31820463
*Swords

/vp/ is illiterate. Completely and terribly illiterate. I don't mean spelling something incorrectly here or there, or not knowing a quadrisyllabic word. I mean that this board, centered around a game that touts itself as helping young children read, cannot even spell the names of the majority of the monsters that are its subject. People will spell names of Pokémon and characters incorrectly on a regular basis, and be unable to comprehend even slightly more advanced sentence structures. This board is filled with people whose intelligence, when measured on a metric of the ability to read and comprehend written language, would be far below the average in any first world country, and arguably 4chan as a whole. Why is this? Is the absurd nature of the Pokémon series affecting your ability to read? Perhaps because Pokémon attracts autists (colloquial jargon so adequate in this situation,) we have people who spend more time memorizing charts than how to properly read them. However, people with autism actually typically score higher on IQ tests and reading comprehension tests, so it doesn't make much sense to label that as the reason. I'm completely astounded by the collective lack of knowledge that this board displays.

>>31821867
Take it to tumblr sweetheart, no one here wants to read your blog

>>31821823
>it really is only outclassed by blaziken viably

I wonder if you could take this to 2010 freshly made /vp/

How would they respond to this?

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>>31821951
>hurrdurr wtf chicken is ubers!!!??!!

Mmm

Shinx or Starly?

both?

>>31821867
I'm not a English speaker, sorry.

>>31820378
>Choose Chimchar
>Evolve it to Infernape
>Battle Rival
>Rival sends out Empoleon
>"Fuck it, starter vs starter no doubt I'll get one-shotted by Hydro Pump or something"
>Use Close Combat
>One-shot Empoleon

wewlad
Empoleon a shit

>>31821899
>>31822097
It's a pasta

>>31821867
new meme

>>31820425
>I'm five and just use my first pojemon.

>>31822097
both boyo. they bros on my playthrough

Luxray has a nice Charge+Spark combo

>>31820378
>Infernape=ForTrash.pgn
Friendly reminder that this pokémon was OU for quite some time, stupid shitter.

>>31822712
Might be, but design-wise, it's very boring and generic, and only really gets fans because of how many people blindly pick the Fire-type starter.

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>>31820378
Congrats on having some of the worst taste I've seen on this board in a long time.

>>31822678
I always use a complete team.

>>31821867
Holy fuck nice pasta, off yourself.

>>31820400
That's quite clearly Platinum.

And if we're going by Gen IV meta, Infernape was better than the chicken.

>>31822116
>Choose Piplup
>Evolve it to Empoleon
>Battle Rival
>Rival sends out Torterra
>"Fuck it, starter vs starter no doubt I'll get one-shotted by Earthquake or something"
>Use Ice Beam
>One-shot Torterra

>Choose Turtwig
>Evolve it to Torterra
>Battle Rival
>Rival sends out Infernape
>"Fuck it, starter vs starter no doubt I'll get one-shotted by Fire Blast or something"
>Use Earthquake
>One-shot Infernape

>>31822712
This >>31822726

>>31822726
That's your opinion, and it's shit, but it's your opinion nonetheless. Not worth a faggot OP thread.

>>31822726
Personally the Infernape line is one of the few three stage evolution lines that I actually like the designs of all three stages.

I especially don't understand the hate for Monferno, he looks like a snowboarder or some shit with the facial markings and that's cool as fuck.

>>31822794
>>31822759
>>31822731
>>31822712
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to sylveon or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn...

>>31822821
Hey senpai

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>>31822833

>>31820378
Tell me, OP, how does it feel to live with such blatantly shit taste? Does it hurt? Do people ask you why you're like this? Do they feel pity?

I've never been in that situation, so I'm honestly curious.

>>31822821
Very tasty. More pasta please.

>>31822870
I just don't like them, what's the problem?

>>31820400
Good thing you don't need a fire type to beat the game.

>>31822936
This. No gymatter requires a fire type.

>>31820378
>being this insistent about in-game teams

>>31823244
Well hope you like Shinx anon, because that's the only good pokemon your getting until Oreburgh and even then the only thing you might like is a Machop.

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>>31823288
>>>/mlp/

>>31823267
I love shinx :^)

>>31823306
>What is Zelda?

>>31823307
I do as well. Just make sure the thing gets bite.

>>31821867
Nice pasta.

>>31823288
>Starly
>Shinx
wow real fucking original there.

>>31823288
>>31823630
t. butthurt infernape fags

>>31823630
>What is 201/202 route?

>>31822759
Wew

>>31822709
I'll never understand charge, sure from Gen IV (or V) onwards it raises your spdef by 1 but the turn you use to charge up can be used to attack and in the end of the next turn you'll deal the same amount of damage

>>31820448
Those are moves
Do you know what available means?

>>31825876
A-anon...

>>31823288
You went a long way just to show how autistic you are.

>>31825906
Thanks.

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Best starters

And these are facts

>>31821699
But they're the best trio

>>31822821
when was this first posted? I wanna see the thread

>>31825976
Pokewaifu thread.

>>31825955
dubs confirm facts are facts OP has shit taste

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>>31820378
I'm okay with boxing starters, actually, I've boxed every single one of them. Except Turtwig.

>>31826199
I like Torterra, but I don't like to repeat types.

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>>31823250
>Saving a lot of data

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>>31820378
>OP

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>>31820378
>using competitive mons through the main game