/vpdt/ Date time!

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/vpdt/ Date time! 2017-02-17 01:29:48 Post No. 31807310
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/vpdt/ Date time! Seth, the pro fucking genji 2017-02-17 01:29:48 Post No. 31807310 [Report]

“Bitch, does it LOOK like I need more green paint?” edition

Let's play a game to see if your "Best Girl" or "Best Guy" really WOULD date you.
Describe a date between you and your chosen pokemon character. What you do ~~and your numbers~~ will determine what happens and if they have a good time.

Here's how it goes down:

0 = They had a horrible time and they're never gonna date you again
1 = They had an okay time, but you aren't really their type (no pun intended) and agree that you can still be friends, but they want to date other people.
2 = They had a relatively good time and, while they might want another date, they want to date around too.
3 = They had a pretty good time and want to date you again. Date ends in a hug and a flirtatious wink.
4 = They had a really good time at the date and agree to a second one. Date ends in a kiss on the cheek and their number.
5 = They had a fantastic time on the date and they want to date you some more, maybe as a regular thing. Kiss on the cheek and a flirtatious wink as a promise for next date. You get their number.
6 = They had an absolutely wonderful time on the date. Afterwards, they kiss you. A. Real. Kiss. Also, you get their number.
7 = They loved the date so much that they kiss you completely right after. You guys then go inside and have a follow up date inside. Reroll for this.
8 = The date went smoother than the finest spinarak silk and you two go inside and make out. Gets number afterwards.
9 = 8 but second base.

Dubs below 77 cancels bad stuff from other rolls and lets you do one non-sexual thing that's your kink
88 and you two have a fap session together after the date and a nonsexual kink
99 and you two fug, but it’s a one time thing (for now)
Double dubs (eg 4455) lets you have two nonsexual kinks or (if 88 or 99) a MINOR sexual kink.

Trips and they absolutely love you, fug on the first date, and continue to date you and don’t cuck you

Anything above is marriage

Seth, the recovering "pro genji" 2017-02-17 01:30:45 Post No.31807323
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Seth, the recovering "pro genji" 2017-02-17 01:30:45 Post No.31807323 [Report]

>>31807310

77 is being caught in a timeless infinite void parallel to the distortion world from which there is no escape except for sucking Tapu Lele off whilst she’s laughing at you and Giritina is having his 487 distortion keks, but afterwards, you get to tell your date all about it, they laugh and you two get to third base.

Rolling for Mina in my next post.

Mods, I swear to god, I better not get a ban for "GET" or stupid shit like that. /VPMD/ does this and they NEVER get banned for it, so please just let us have our fun. Please, mods, and thanks for not banning last thread.

Anonymous 2017-02-17 01:38:41 Post No.31807440
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>>31807323
Mina and I decide to go to my house for some "quality time" ~~le reddit lenny~~, I make us some enchiladas and a nice chocolate mousse dessert. We then just cuddle on the couch by the fireplace, watching snow fall down outside and I tell her how glad I am that I met her.

Seth, the "the" 2017-02-17 01:43:48 Post No.31807521
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