Moments of /vp/

>>31795596
Only Snivy survived that.

>>31795717
RIP Tepig, Oshawott, Rowlet, Litten and Popplio

And the cute sea pup easily surpassed the owl and cat. Shame about the otter tho

>>31796255
This has nothing to do with Pokemon but when I was 12 I tried masturbating and I botched it so hard that I started bleeding profusely so I had to wake up my mom to tell her that my penis is bleeding and I need a doctor

>>31796524
well what happened after that?

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>>31796524
I am afraid but compelled to ask how that happens.

>>31796524
I masturbated with shampoo once.

My pecker was never the same.

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>>31796697
I really want to try this, but I wouldn't have any visual aid in the shower, and I'm not risking droping my phone in the water

>>31796761
Well if you wanna try it, here's how you should do it:

by not doing it. that shit burns your dick.

>>31796761
ive heard it burns really bad, why would you want to try?

>>31796854
>>31796856
It does? never mind then
does menthol shampoo do the same shit?

>>31796874
Never tried it. I used dandruff shampoo which might be why it burned so bad.

>>31796920
that entire thread was full of retarded shit

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>>31796524
The hell? How?

>>31797123
by using it like lube you dumbass

>>31797140
But anon I can't be a dumbass if I was never crazy enough to use shampoo....and having plenty of spare foreskin

Anyone have the cringe thread that turned to nudes?

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>>31796920
I remember this thread. How is everyone here both so smug and so terrible at pokemon at the same time?

This one is pretty accurate, assuming gren sweeping the dex refers to protean.

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>>31796524
>Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin

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>>31796524
R-right...

>>31796874
It gets in your urethra is why.

>>31797314
Watch itzgatrs latest video for an idea of your average /vp/ poster

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>>31798870

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>>31798876

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>>31798881

>>31798876
This is really not cap worthy, this is just the average thread on /vp/.

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>>31798890

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>>31798911

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>>31798890

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>>31796856
>>31796854
>tfw chopped off my dick before trying this

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>>31798969

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>>31798978

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>>31799013

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>>31799027

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>>31799037

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>>31799046
>inb4 one of these two enter thread.

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>>31799053

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>>31799057

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>>31799060

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>>31799077

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>>31796697
>>31796761
>>31796854
>>31796856
>>31796874
>>31796906
I have masurbated with a shampoo before and I never had any problems.
It's a menthol shampoo AND an anti-dandruff shampoo as well. Pic related.

If you may ask why I did it, well you know how right after a haircut theres lots of small bits of cut hair in your scalp and its all itchy but shampoo does a good job of removing it all?

It was kinda like that but I was shaving my pubes so I need to get rid of those cut hair bits and I remembered what shampoo does after a haircut.

Masturbation was not originally part of the plan but my dick was so smooth after the shave and the shampoo made my hand so nice and slippery on my dick so I was tempted to fap.

I still do it after I shave, and I dont have any problems with it. Shampoo is good for your scalp so it should be good for sensitive skin too.

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>>31799083

>>31799088
nice digits. now post pics or nevr happened

>>31799077
I-Is it bad that I checked the archive to find that post so I could search for the sauce?

>>31799088
If the shampoo (or soap, even) ever gets inside, then it burns like a motherfucker. As long as it stays away from the hole, you're safe.

>>31799128
Depends, was it for keks or faps?

>>31799155
faps

>>31799163
You have no hope of redemption. Just keep lowering deeper into degeneracy. its warm down here

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>>31795596

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>Nobody remembers the foreskin guy
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/28159077/

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>>31799077
>>31799128
>>31799163

>>31795596
Popplio hate was incredibly forced. I get the feeling it was mostly Gen 5 skippers that came back for XY and now wanted to recreate the memes they missed out on.

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>this thread

>>31799077
OP of that thread here, I still can't believe that it went down to this.

I was actually amazed it took so long to take down the image