Let's play a game to see if your "Best Girl" or "Best Guy" really WOULD date you.
Describe a date between you and your chosen pokemon character. What you doand your numberswill determine what happens and if they have a good time.
Here's how it goes down:
0 = They had a horrible time and they're never gonna date you again
1 = They had an okay time, but you aren't really their type (no pun intended) and agree that you can still be friends, but they want to date other people.
2 = They had a relatively good time and, while they might want another date, they want to date around too.
3 = They had a pretty good time and want to date you again. Date ends in a hug and a flirtatious wink.
4 = They had a really good time at the date and agree to a second one. Date ends in a kiss on the cheek and their number.
5 = They had a fantastic time on the date and they want to date you some more, maybe as a regular thing. Kiss on the cheek and a flirtatious wink as a promise for next date. You get their number.
6 = They had an absolutely wonderful time on the date. Afterwards, they kiss you. A. Real. Kiss. Also, you get their number.
7 = They loved the date so much that they kiss you completely right after. You guys then go inside and have a follow up date inside. Reroll for this.
8 = The date went smoother than the finest spinarak silk and you two go inside and make out. Gets number afterwards.
9 = 8 but second base.
Dubs cancels bad stuff from other rolls and lets you do one non-sexual thing that's your kink
Trips and they absolutely love you, fug on the first date, and continue to date you
Anything above is marriage
Rolling for Mina in my next post.Mods, I swear to god, I better not get a ban for "GET" or stupid shit like that. /VPMD/ does this and they NEVER get banned for it, so please just let us have our fun. Please, mods.
drasna roll, haven't looked at the spoiler text yet
>>31784861
fuck
Stargazing with Touko
>>31784846
mina roll
>>31784846
Mina and I go to Alkala's beach for a nice time. We take a walk along the beach looking for a good spot before laying down our towels and umbrellas. I brought some food and nice, homemade chocolate crepes with powdered sugar for us to eat. Her paint washes off, but I help her reapply the paint.
>>31784878
EYYY I GOTS THE PALIS TOO
wew
Drasna's going to the park to feed duckletts and she's gonna love it, right?
I take them to Sonic
We get wings
Then we take the wings out and eat them while watching stars at this shady part out of town that lets you see the whole milky way
Then we fuck with the wing sauce as lube
Moonlit walk with Acerola
>>31784889
This is op, by the way.
Didn't get the trips, but at least I got the best singles roll. Nice time with Mina!
>>31784878
Beat you.
>>31784846
roll for mai waifu lana
>>31784909
meh 8 is good enough
>>31784896
Aw yeah, grandma smooch. I'm content.
>>31784919
Alright, cool.
>>31784901
You didn't fuck and your 1 says that she never wants to see you as anything more than a friend. Good on you for your shit taste in dates.
Don't go breaking my heart. Asshole.
Coffee with Shauntal.
>>31784846
going out with olivia
just having fun watching the masked royal battle
>>31785001
>off by one
could of had it all
please another date!
>>31784846
drasna plz
>>31784846
Lana bls
My date with Kris!!! How does it go?
>>31784846
I take Mallow to Malie city for a day on the town, we visit the local shops and indulge in the atmosphere. Afterwards we have dinner in the Malie gardens and admire the view.
>>31785010
>>31785001
s-so that's how it is huh
;-;
fucking tapu lele strikes again
>>31784846
I don't have a waifu but I'm rolling anways
>>31784957
Uh oh. Don't fuck this up, me, you can do it. I forgot to describe the date.
>1st date is a quiet trip to the scorched Cinnabar where we just talk about DEEP STUFF and reflect on life, maybe a picnic
>2nd date would be to Seafoam to explore
>>31785028
Well done on ur date
>>31785001
>>31785010
I'm so sorry. You deserved much better.
In fact, I rate your date higher than a 1. I'm rolling for you, man.
>>31785028
Aw yiss
Smooth operator
>>31777777
>
>>31785040
ALL of your future relationships are now cursed by that roll.
>>31785022
Oh fuck... You get to do whatever nonsexual kink you want...
>>31784997
Oh, all right, it went great. I guess if we're going to her place right afterwards, something sort of plain and spontaneous. A movie we've both seen already.
I don't have anyone in mind, but I'll roll for sneaking into the local park and eating cold pizza at 3 AM anyway.
>>31785042
>tfw you fuck it up
I knew it...
>>31785067
Oh shit, man.
Also, >>31785030
>>31785048
Saved you, my man.
>>31785068
I know how to have fun!
>>31785022
>She had a relatively good time and, while they might want another date, they want to date around too.
But since I got dubs that last part is cancelled, looks like I get another date!
>lets you do one non-sexual thing that's your kink
I guess giving her a foot massage would be nice.
>>31785018
We definitely went to the aquarium and looked at the big ol' fishies.
8 is a good number.
>>31785067
What's your third date? WHAT'S YOUR THIRD DATE?
>go rock climbing (or some other Rock shit, she'll probably like it)
>hope I don't get cucked by Grant
>give her a personal massage afterwards
>if done right, ends in heavy makeout session in the back of my car
0, 1, or 2 and I get cucked
>>31785142
Sheez, Olivia apparently can't even get fictional dates
>>31785142
You done got cucked, but, listen, man, since I love Olivia's suitors so much, I'll give you a bit of advice.Keep this thread open and another tab of /vp/'s main page and refresh like a fucking madman. Once you see the bottom post of the most recent thread, post when you see the number before the one you want to get.
>>31785170
Forgot my trip
Let's test my luck.
whatever happens happens
Rolling for Olivia
>>31785229
FUCK YOU
>>31785067
>67
>7 = They loved the date so much that they kiss you completely right after. You guys then go inside and have a follow up date inside. Reroll for this.
>go inside and have a follow up date to the follow up date we had inside
After talking all through the movie, we go from her regular house/apartment to her secret house/apartment. Presumably an area behind one of her bookcases that requires pulling a candlestick to get to. It'd be where she goes to write and hang out with ghosts. We'd just talk on one of the dusty armchairs for a long time and probably make out a little.
>>31785229
What... What did you mean by this?
>>31785229
FUCKING LELE, MAN
>>31785198
Nice.
>>31785233
DUBS OVERRIDE
>>31785233
Your dubs says you (Olivia) can do one nonsexual kink with Lele. You can't fuck her, unlike how you loudly declared, but you can do other stuff.Seems as if Lele has taken quite a liking to you, Olivia ;)
Rolling for chicken
>>31785030
>>31785001
>>31785010
>>31785142
>>31785274
>>31785229
>>31785233
>this fucking Tapu keeps cucking us
NO
It ends here
OLIVIA WILL BE MY WIFE YOU HEAR ME
WIFEEEEEEE
>>31785319
Kek no She's mine
>>31785319
>>31785331
Nice try, Sethy boy.
>>31784846
My sweet, strong, loving pookiebear will always love me and I will always love her!
>>31785274
I'll Shadow Sneak behind her, then give her my Iron Head, then I'll Heavy Slam her until I Gunk Shot all over her back
I visit the Moo Moo Ranch with Whitney. We pet some baby Miltank and Tauros. Maybe we watch a Tauros mount a Miltank in the wild and get some ideas.
>>31785340
Really? Because your zero says otherwise.
>>31785343
>Pulling out
Stupid faggot.
>>31785343
Is this all an innuendo for "a hug and a flirtatious wink?"
>>31785347
Fine, you know what, Skull Grunt? I've moved on too. Good luck with your new life!
>>31784846
I'd like to see if Diantha is interested. If she is, I'd propose a morning of shopping around Lumiose, lunch at her favorite cafe, then a battle in the afternoon to witness the power of Mega Evolution firsthand (and maybe invoke some myself).
>>31785001
>>31785010
>>31785142
>>31785233
>>31785343
>>31785360
With my new trip, I make out with Lele to fuck with all of you who love Olivia and do it in front of you JUST for the fun of it!!!
>>31785398
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
IT DOESN'T STOP!!!!!
Rolling for Evelyn
>>31784846
I go with Jasmine and I take them to Taste of Chicago
>>31785409
AND AGAIN!!!
>>31785371
Well, a disappointing result, but also the most realistic.
I'm not sure whether there are rules regarding rerolls; I'd like to give it one more shot, but I think I'm pushing my luck here.
>>31784846
Rolling for Gladion
>>31785235
I am free from the infinity date, and I've got her number. Nice.
>>31785431
Awww... Alright, I've learned my lesson. Sorry to all you Olivia suitors...
>>31785442
*internal laughing*
>>31785457
>gets 7
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
>>31785466
>>31785457
THE DATES KEEP COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN
Alright then I ask out Yancy, but we chill at Undella Bay
>>31785457
>>31785477
WITH MY DOUBLE SEVENS I IMPRISON YOU TO AT LEAST ONE MORE DATE
>>31785507
Well, that's fine. I mean, I want a follow up date. For our second/fourth date, we go to a nice restaraunt.
>>31785524
Alright.
>>31785499
Second time's the charm
Heh it ends here my quints means I get to marry her and have children with her and live a happy life with OLIVIA
SUCK IT TAPU LELE
QUADS INCOMING
>>31785553
SOOOOOOOOOO CLOSE
DAMN YOU LELE
>>31785553
Nah, she just told me to tell you to have fun with your flirtatious wink
>>31785566
HAHAHA DOUBLE DUBS I WIN GG NO REE
>>31784846
Movies with Roxie.
>>31785573
Actually, my friend... >>31785477
>>31784846Mallow is canonically 19.
Mallow and I decide to chill in my college dorm for the night. I fix us some tea for us to share in the common room and we cuddle together on the couch near the fireplace.
>>31784846
Well, it had a good run. I thought it was fun, anyway.
>>31785433
Well, looks like the second chance worked out much better (assuming I got it; if not, oh well).
>>31785776
>giving up this early
Threads have bounced back from way lower than this. Here's my bump
>pick her up from school and pretend I'm her daddy
>go to the arcade
>watch Nightmare Before Christmas (seems like her thing)
>plow her until she passes out from the pain
>tuck her in and kiss her goodnight
>>31784846
Trying my luck with Gladi
>>31784846
N please
>>31785915
>>31785949
get a room
>>31785990
make me senpai
>>31784846
trying my luck
If Even then Acerola
If Odd then Gladion
>>31786021
Okay, now I'm rolling for Acerola only, since Gladion is such a faggot,
>>31785990
W-who says I'm the N roleplayer
You have the wrong guy
I'm just an innocent anon rolling for GladiFuk u anon I'm not even the first one to roll for Gladion
>>31786037
Rerolling again.
HEX MANIAC ROLL
Oregano comentario robot
>>31786021
>>31786037
>>31786055
Cool, I guess I'll snuggle with her for a while, no fug involved.
This completes my trilogy of posts everyone, thankyou.
Roll for candice
>>31786078
What the fuck is the point if you're just going to reroll until you get the result you want
>>31786166
I had that same question regarding whether that was acceptable; see >>31785371 and >>31785433.
>>31786166
>>31786180
My only proper reroll was the first one where I got 1 with Gladion.
The reason I rolled again on Acerola was because I got a 7, which states I should reroll for the follow up date.
>>31786180
I kinda assumed that if they wanted to date you again you could reroll to see how the second date went. Maybe OP can specify when/if he comes back.Not gonna lie I was a bit disappointed I got dubs on the callout post and not my actual roll
>>31784846
Rolling for Guzma
>this happens post game
>on the beach
>he tries to look scary but I kiss him
>he is flustered
>it happens to be Valentines day
>he calls me an idiot and says meet him at malasada shop
>I meet him
>he's sitting at a table and looks mad
>I sit next to him
>he shoves a box in my face
>it's a wedding ring
>we marry
>we have the sex
>lots of sex
>we make a baby
>pic related
>happy ever after
>>31786189
.... I can get rerolling for the seven, but why'd you even include Gladi in your post if you were just going to reroll if you got him?
>>31786197
I was going to roll for both seperately but I wasn't sure which one to do first, so I made an even/odd clause and I did Gladion first and it ended up 1 so then I moved on to Acerola. Even if I got a 9 with Gladion I still would have moved on to Acerola and vice versa.
>>31786216
Ah. Okay, never mind me then.
>>31784846
>still salty about giving me the badge
>>31786288
>dubs
salt intensifies
>>31784846
rolllan
come on...
>>31786327
reroll for second
>>31786366
FUCK YEAH!
>>31786366
>>31786406
So, what are you gonna do for your non sexual kink anon?
>>31786418
touch her hair of course
>>31786454
That's cute.
You should snuggle instead, that way you get to touch hair and feel the warm embrace.
No fug allowed.
We just go to the beach, sitting on a blanket, eating and letting the sounds of the ocean do its thing.
>>31786494
>4
Successful date is successful.
>>31784846
My personal favorite version of Serena, and I guess I'd take her to some high canyon or something so she can do her sky battle stuff and I guess I'd join her in some way.
>>31784846
I guess I'd take her to go to the top of Prism Tower at night for a nice view or if we're in Alola, take her to the observatory at night for the scenery again. Either that or go explore Poni Island together trying to find the Battle Tree.
Playing catch with Whitney?
>>31784846
Well well this is kinda cool
>>31784846
I'll play
I fly with Mina to Laverre City, we have a coffee at the local cafe, then we have a walk around town, so that we can let our pokemon play around.
>>31787219
ground-rule double
>>31787226
What?
A casual stroll through Castelia City can't be that bad, right?
>>31787264
Second base, anon.
>>31787271
Oh ok sorry, I'm not familiar with burger sports
>>31787266
>Dubs
Hoo boyAnd by bring her to a large chunk of restaurants there, I slowly begin her descent into mild feederism
>>31787266
Looking at my post now, I completely forgot to say who I was going out with
My bFennel
>>31784889
You sure its a good idea to fill mina's tum with all those sweets?
Bianca.
I've never hung out alone with a girl so there would be a lot of looking down at my plate and silently praying a swift death.
>>31787336
FUCKYEAH GOODBYE KISS VIRGINITY
Me and Acerola don't get arrested
>>31784846
whitney roll.
Rolling for Mina.
Rolling for Cynthia
Trying for this sexy beast. Uhh what does he like...? Long secluded walks in remote locations and battling pokemon? Let's go with that.
>>31788161
fug ;_;
>>31788164
Oh hey, not bad considering my track record
>>31784846
Rolling
I'm going to take her to the travelling fair and let her do whatever she wants, then we're going to take a short walk down to the beach and watch the sunset together eating carnival food and drinking cocktails.
>>31788319
Woohoo! It wentswimmingly.
>>31784846
Rooooll
>>31784846
Rolling.
>>31789837
Well, I have to reroll.
>>31784846
rolling for me adorable crush!
Rolling for Jasmine best girl!
>Mods on /vp/
>>31784846
Get2
rolling for walking at sunset withdelphox
rolling for acerola!
rolling
Let's see if I busted her.
I won tickets to a rap show! Grunt please go with me
>>31794527
Inside date? Netflix n chill then?
spark roll
we go out and eat ice cream suggestively
>>31784846
Take a nice, relaxing stroll through Pinwheel Forest. Ride bicycles to Castelia City and have Casteliacones for lunch. Finish off with a Ferris wheel ride at Nimbasa City.
>>31794548
I knew it, we gonna sex it
>>31794544
Very nice.
Also, regarding rerolls, allowed AS LONG AS YOU'RE ROLLING FOR SOMEONE ELSE.
>>31784846
>>31794466
What do Double Dubs do for me?
>>31794649
ayy, i get some lovely sexy timeswith latias
>>31794618
Ah, then my second roll was no good. A shame, as it was dubs.Confirmed friendzoned ;_;
I'll have to think about this one and see if I'd pick anyone else.
rolling for kahili
>>31784846
go to the bookstore with shauntal
>>31794681
Two nonsexual things
>>31784846
rolling for lusamine
>>31794745
ayyyy we're gonna have comfy reading cuddles together
and I guess I'll read her fanfics too
We go to eat at the Seven Stars Restaurant, then go for a walk by the shore, and end by chilling at the Valor Lakefront.
>>31784846
Rolling for fairy goddess.
>>31794813
hey it's a start. taking it slow ;D
rollan
>>31794759Feeding her and rubbing her tummy it is then.
I'm taking Sabrina to the beach.
>>31784846
Hilda roll
Hoping I get a better result than this poor anon right here>>31788161
Trips or more pls
>>31784846
Wow! I'mnotreally surprised with how much thread this support is getting! I already saved a text of this copy so that I can make future threads!Pic related is next edition
Let's see if I miss trips.
>>31784846
Mina! Mina! Mina!
Me and Serena
>>31788161
This is how you treat a lady, Anon.
>>31794721
Well, my last date (>>31785371) didn't go over so well, but I can't let that keep me down. I think I'm in for a full day of learning how to golf, followed by a quiet walk along the beach at sunset. Let's see if Kahili is down for that.
Probably go flying/soaring on a Latios considering she's from Hoenneven if she doesn't know it.
Rolling for ya boi Guzma! We go to the food court at the mall and eat together. I spent the last of my $ on something I saw earlier but he begrudgingly buys me something to eat so I don't go without.
We stay late before closing and look at some nice shoes neither of us can afford.
Rolling for a picnic with Cynthia
>>31784846
Roll for Colress
Rolling!
>>31795039
Seems she is into that
>>31795089
Hell yeah, not repeating integers but I'll take it.
So as not to waste an attempt, we'll go swimming with Clair.
>>31795071
Oh. Rejection stings.
Study date with Ilima? Maybe?
>>31794921
Nice try, but she's MINE!!!!
>>31795156
Solid success. Let's fly too close to the sun and take Lusamine on a moonlit beach walk.
rolling for fancy sushi date with nanu
I wanna buy Hapu a nest of the tubby tapu!!
>>31784846
rolling for yancy
Rolling for Mina!
>>31784846
I wonderHauthis would turn out...
>>31795261
dammit
>>31784846
Walking through the city at night withLeaf
>>31795261
Sorry anon. I bet he'd be nice about it, though.
>>31784901
You tried to force yourself on her, she doesn't like chicken wings in the first place and youre now covered in sauce and smell like undercooked meat. She's grossed out. Other than that the night was okay, but you still make her grimace a little every time she thinks about you
>>31795110
I'd say so. Looks like more clubbing is in my future, if you know what I mean.
Kala'e Bay
>>31795439
You actually had a good date, anon!
Congratulations, I'm proud of youSun.
>>31795467
>>31795236
and it seems the date ended up perfectly for the perfect girl
go to Team Galactic headquarters, chill out, talk about life and the universe
>>31784846
Me and Shauntal have dinner at Taco Bell and then go watch a Sci-fi, Horror or Fantasy movie at the theater.
>>31795644
Noice, I got dubs! Non sexual thing is feeding her ice cubes when her drink runs out.
>>31784846
how about a lillie roll
>>31795736
six, not bad if i do say so myself.
mina roll time. pray for dubs.
I'll take Ilima to the boardwalk where we will go on rides and eat ice cream. He will rant on about his research and I will just nod and say he did a great job. We will then go and have some meatballs at a restaurant and I hope that he gets the message.
rolling for jasmine
>>31784846
Lillie roll
Rolling for a date with Valerie at the Battle Tree,hopefully K-I-S-S-I-N-Gafter some tag battles. I'll buy her an air balloon and proceed to cover her fairies with Garchomp and Mega Steelix Earthquaking everything.
>>31797248
Aaaaw yeah.
No houses, so I guess we go and find a nioce secluded spot somewhere nearby and get a lil frisky.
Today was a good day.
>>31784846
Im rolling for chocolate Moon
>>31798228
You had a cocoa good time.
Also page 10 resurrection because reasons.