Fuck, Marry, Kill

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Marry Garchomp
Fuck Zygarde
Kill Flygon

>>31768688

Fuck Garchomp
Marry Zygarde
Kill Flygon

>>31768688
Marry chomp
Fuck flycuck
Kill zygarde

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>>31768798
ZYGARDE IS STRONG

ZYGARDE IS CUTE

ZYGARDE IS RUDE

ZYGARDE IS PERFECT

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so kill Flygon, fuck and marry Zygarde and I don't care Garchomp

>>31768798
fpbp

>>31768798
This anon speaks the truth.

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Marry and fuck Flygon, kill Garchomp and Zygarde

>>31768910
the only correct choice

>>31768805
This.
Nothing against Flygon but Garchomp is the better lay and Zygarde is the better future mother of my children.

Fuck Garchomp
Marry Flygon
Kill Zygarde

I love them all though

Fuck garchomp, sounds kinky and fun but garchomp in general is a bit of an ass, wouldn't marry

Kill flygon, end its miserable existence.

Marry zygarde, she is PERFECT

>all these fugging garchomp when it has rough skin

>>31769555
>sand veil doesn't exist

>>31769555
>implying a couple of spikes on the legs would stop me

>>31768688
Pretty easy anon:
Fuck Zygarde
Marry Garchomp
Kill Flygon

Flygon is cuddly and nice, best choice for marrying.

Ziggy is flexible and versatile, best choice to fuck.

Sand shark is a douche with sandpaper skin, must die a cold, skinned death.

>>31768688
>Marry Zygarde
>Fuck Flygon
>kill garchomp

nothing against garchomp, but he/she would be a very bad lover, look at all those spikes. can't even hug it, much less fug it

>>31769590
flygonfag spotted, a salty one at that.

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>>31768798
This is the correct answer

>>31768688
>marry flygon (squishy waifu skin uwu)
>fuck garchomp (dominant rough skin owo)
>kill worst 5th worst legendary

>>31769626
Powder snow got in your panties again, anon?

>>31769705
>implying this means anything when it applies to all three
your memes have no power here

>>31768688
Fuck Zygarde
Marry Flygon
Kill Garchomp

Can we all at least agree none deserve the kill? ground dragons are best dragons

>>31769563
>wanting to miss the hole

>>31769874
>implying we're in a sandstorm

>>31769874
>having sex in a sandstorm

>>31769894
>>31769912
>not having your hippowdon over for a threesome

>>31769894
>>31769912
>implying most people wouldnt have a threesome with Garchomp and mega Tyranitar

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Kill all

>>31768688
fuck your mother, kill you nd marry your sister

>>31769950
that phone battery is making me nervous

>>31769937
>not having a HA hippowdon

>>31769940
>wanting to fuck a mega
megas are berserk creatures, regular T-tar is better and wont get sand everywhere

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>>31768798
The only correct answer

>>31768688
Fuck all of them
Marry all of them
Kill all of them :^)

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>>31768688
Fuck Zyzy
Marry Flygon
Kill Garchomp

>>31769969
>wanting to fuck an unnerving tyranitar in order to not get a sandstorm

>>31768688
Fuck the comfy-looking green softy
Kill the pointy-ass murdermachine
Marry half of EARTH'S GREATEST PROTECTOR, LORD ZYGARDE

Objective best answer.

>>31768798
gamefreak?

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>>31770796
She got DD this gen fuck off with this shit already

>>31770808
And he's absolutely outclassed by 10% Zygarde.

Zygarde
having its worse ability
and its weaker forme
without legendary stats
outclass that shitty dragonfly

Flygon is the eternal cucked one

>Marry Flygon
Poor bastard needs some love, with how much he's been bullied I'm sure that he'd love being treated nice for once, his reactions would be cute as hell too
>Fuck Zygarde
Gimmie that doggo knot pls
>Kill Garchomp
Strikes me as the high school slut, no thanks. Don't want to deal with that rouch skin/ sandy roast combo

Could someone explain the Flygon bullied thing to me please? Haven't played any 3DS games yet.
He was my favorite Pokémon in Sapphire.

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>>31771587
It started because Garchomp completely outclassed it, generation after generation. Flygon's a pretty popular Pokemon, but so is Garchomp, and Garchomp is actually really good, so the rivalry was bound to happen.

When ORAS was announced the shitposting grew to even greater levels because Flygonfags would claim their bro would finally get a mega and be useful for once. Of course then the games came out, and not only did Flygon not get a mega, but the NPC with Flygon as his ace is the one who gives you Garchompite. And then GF revealed in an interview that Flygon was going to get a mega originally, but it was scrapped because they couldn't come up with anything.

Basically, NEVER EVER

>>31771587
>shitty ability since its debut on Gen 3
>totally outclassed by another ground dragon, Garchomp, on Gen 4
>still shit on Gen 5
>the other ground dragon get a megaevolution on Gen 6, and Flygon not only got nothing, there's even a Flygon trainer on ORAS who give you... Garchomp's megastone
>get access to DD on Gen 7... but is outclassed again by the weakest forme of the other ground dragon, Zygarde, who doesn't even needs legendary stats to be better

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>>31771670
>GF revealed in an interview that Flygon was going to get a mega originally, but it was scrapped because they couldn't come up with anything
Really? Like 90% of its Pokedex entries talk about how it cloaks itself in sandstorms and produces sound to lure in prey. They couldn't work on a Mega that would look like a sandstorm predator and give it Sand Stream?

>>31771670
>>31771682
Cheers.

Feels bad, but then I'm reminded I ended up instinctively using Garchomp over him in a tournament I did few years ago... Sorry Flygon.

Still haven't betrayed my Kingdra though.
On the topic of dragons, how are Guzzlord and Tyrantrum? They looked pretty cool.

marry zyggy
fuck chomper
don't need to kill flygon because it's technicially dead

>>31771739
guzzlord is practically unusable because of its speed and 4x weakness to fiary

>>31768688
Bully Flygon into marriage
Fuck Garchomp in a bullying Flygon threesome
reluctantly kill Zygarde

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>>31771739
Tyrantrum is a solid mon, Guzzlord not so much and that fucking sucks because i adore the design

>>31771733
I'm pretty sure Sugimori's "artist block" is actually him spending so many nights out with cocaine and whores that the doesn't meet the deadline and the game has to ship.

>>31771498
Flygon does DD better actually

Zydoggo just spams banded Thousand Arrows all day

>>31771733
You know what's fucked up.
Sugimori couldn't come up with anything for the XY legends so he had someone else handle it for most of it, meaning he asked for help then, but not for ORAS

>>31771682
Since when is Levitate shitty?

Jesus christ /vp/, first you cry about Gengar getting nerfed, then you go all "i-it sucks anyway!"

>fuck Flygon
>marry Zygarde
>kill Garchomp

Anything else is wrong and gay like your DNA

>>31771819
It's a ground-dragon pokemon, doesn't need levitate

>>31771813
So that's why XYZ are the best legendaries ever?

>>31771783
That's another point for Zygarde

>>31771862
Given its average at best bulk and lack of type resist to ground I'd argue its more than decent

Levitate also gives him a nice perk in resisting all types of entry hazards, which comes in handy on Defog sets

>>31771880
They would be if the creator didn't hand it to sugimori to finish them off.
Sugimori most likely decided that Life should be OP as fuck and should not be weak to Death and should fuck over both it and the cycle itself.