>Mfw my son wants me to play pokemon with him

>>31763804
mfw my son is black but both my wife and i are white

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>>31763804
mfw I was the son in this joke....

>Papa Anon comes home from work one day, bringing home the new Pokemon game for little Anon Jr.
>after leaving him with his game for a while, you go to check up on him
>team consists of Gardevoir, Lopunny, Tsareena, Mawile, Froslass, and Lilligant
what do?

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>>31765558
Tell him he doesn't need two grass types and two fairy types.

>>31765558
Steam roll his ass with a Mega Scizor then tell him to get his shit straight.

>>31765558
unzip kartana

>>31765606
>Lopunny used Fire Punch!
Your move, dad.

>>31765612
This. Kek
You could Steamroll his ass with regular Scizor and Mega-Pert though.
Fill the remaining 4 slots with stall to destroy your son's will to live :^)

>>31765558
Tell him he has shit taste in waifus.
Fucking casual

>>31765558
>they're all male

>>31765706
>Male froslass

>>31765558
>no Primarina
This kid has awful taste. Your wife should be beautiful and strong.

>>31765558
Dress up play

>>31765734
exactly. He went out of his way for that one!

>>31765734
This.

LOCK HIM UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

>>31765558
Good taste Junior!

>>31765765
>>31765770
If your son is a gay husbandofag injector, you should just kill yourself because of how much you've failed as a parent

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>>31765742
if I have a boy and they even have the slightest hint of liking something even remotely girly I'm going to make him enjoy cross dressing by putting hypnosis in every little thing he likes.

Upon seeing Gardevoir for the first time, your son gets his first erection.
He's also bigger than you.
What do you do?

>>31765825
Ask him if he wants me to dress up for him :3

>>31765816
That made no sense whatso fucking ever.>>31765825

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>>31765851
Why is that? if he likes girly things then that means he wants to be a girl that's how things work right?

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>>31765825

>>31765825
You made me want to see a shota having this huge bulge going down his pant leg while holding his 3DS, with his face being flushed. Can someone request it in a drawthread? Someone on /d/ could do it, probably.

>>31765859
>he fell for the trans meme
Liking girly things doesn't mean you want to be a girl. I like some girly things and I don't want to be a girl, neither am I gay.

>>31765859
Don't tell me this is an actual mentality. Oh wait
>remembers where he is

>>31765886
I know that I was meme'ing, I hate the sterotype myself.

>you like girly stuff? you must be a sissy fag!
>you like girly stuff? you must be trans!

there's never a middle ground of reason with people is there?

>>31765894
On tumblr it is.

>>31765825
>He's also bigger than you.
That's my fetish

>>31765977
He's only bigger for you.

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>>31766009
if he pulls these off, will you die?

>>31766477
that's weird looking bulge.

>>31765558
>Tsareena
ATTA BOY THATS MY SON ALRIGHT

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>>31765558
scold him for his trainer not being a little girl.

>>31765825
>first erection
>hes bigger than you

This doesnt make sense

I think its more likely hed have his first erection in Poke-Amie or Pokemon Refresh than just seeing her
Hed rub his Pokemons crotch

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>>31765558
>Mawile
That's my bo-
>Rest of the team
Oh right, I have no son