How do these three pokemon make you feel?

>>31745358

eh to Lando and Fini but Mega Metagross is one of my favorite megas

erect

>>31745358
All wet down there.

>>31745358
I want to fuck the middle one

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>>31745451
And don't forget its counterpart
OU the Meta: Stall edition

>>31745551
>ferrothorn

>>31745551
I want to fuck that whole team
jesus christ /vp/ what have you done to me

>>31745612
The only one I understand is Chansey and Toxapex and maybe Skarmory

Dugtrio would make a good dildo tho

>>31745358

salazzle outspeeds and super effectively hits all of them

>>31745635
>salazzle super effectively hits landorus

>>31745612
You've been purified. Cherish your superior mating preferences.

>>31745635
Two of them.
Salazzle hits two of them.

>>31745629
>he doesn't know about all that Sableye porn

>>31745635
>>31745658
salazzle's gonna get ice beam on gen 8

I hope

>>31745642
Hp ice I guess

>Fini will be UU
>She deals no damage
>Wait for Telepathy for it to be useable in OU
Just /vp/ things

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>>31745358
Tapu Fini is cancer, the rest can stay.

>>31745451
>water, fairy and steel dominating
Are these the three best types in the game?

>>31745761
Is that even a question? Of course. Especially Fairy and Steel.

Love Fini because she is great support for Volcarona.

>>31745792
Based Volcabro. Duggy's ban hurts us too though.

I just hope "fairy-fucker 9000" stays legal

>>31745761
Dragon is still better than water.

>>31745761
Yes, especially fairy
Steel at least has a drawback of being a somewhat shit offensive type, but it still has boatloads of resistances even after the gen 6 nerf
Water only has two weaknesses, which I will never not think is bullshit.

>>31745358
Kill Landorus
Fuck fini
Marry Metagross

>>31745841
no, being Dragon type is a liability now.

It makes me happy to see metagross shine after being a one trick pony even in its debut generation

>>31745358
are they good at battle tree?

>>31745924
Is water wet?

>>31745852
so which other weakness does it deserve? Water is pretty well balanced. A lot of Pokemon learn Thunderbolt or can be used with HP Electric - not to mention the double typings giving it more weaknesses.

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>choice band explosion

>life orb explosion, but try to get some pebbles in first and burrito whoever you think has a sash before commiting sudoku

>tough shit nigga, maybe try to meteor mash and bullet punch something before you die to a rain boosted hydro pump or get neutered by scald

>shit son, your main attack which literally no one else but you used got a massive nerf and now you have 2 extra weaknesses, there's no hope for you now, but if you still think you're worth anything put all your EVs into attack, HP and wear a vest before trying to punch gays

>110 speed, 145 attack, tough claws for a better life orb boost for almost all your important attacks without recoil damage, who the fuck need earthquake anyway

>ULTIMATE DEGENERACY REMOVAL MACHINE; FAGS, TRANNIES AND DYKES BEWARE


Metagross is best pokemon.

>>31745954
The thing about Water is that it's a great defensive type and it's tied to a ton of bulky 'mons
On top of this it's one of only a handful of types that's truly great at both offense and defense.
And I guess it's pretty normal at this point to just have lots of shit in the game be structured in a way that makes their strengths back up each-other this hard.
Still, if we weren't dealing with the gen 6 power-creep, I would wager water should at least lose its resistance to ice, which never even made sense in the first place.
I'm not an expert if that wasn't obvious, so I can't claim to have a solution.

>>31745358
like the meta is healthy

>>31746073
Can this meta even get any healthier?

>>31745612
seek help

>>31745642
>>31745658
>>31745708

Life Orb HP Ice on Timid Salazzle is a guaranteed OHKO against Garchomp and Landorus

>>31745358
Landorus is a piece of shit metagame ruining awful design.

Tapu Fini is the most forgettable Tapu, also bad for centralizing the metagame but not as badly as the former.

Mega Metagross is cool. I'm not sure I like the 3D-rendered artwork for its arms, I prefer the original hand-drawn look of regular Metagross. But that's just a nitpick, he's cool.

>>31745874
Fairy/Dragon/Steel is the best core. You shut your mouth.

>>31745358
Landorus is the only one that triggers the fuck out of me. That piece of dogshit needs to u-turn its way out of existence.

>>31746387
but daddy smogon says we need landorus to keep the meta healthy

>>31745358
I hate Fini. Mega Metagross is cool. Landorus-T is cancer but it's been cancer for so long that I can't help but feeling attached to it. Also I unironically think it's cute.

>>31745451
Greninja is alright. I'm indifferent to Magearna. But God I hate Lele so fucking much.

>>31745551
Gotta love my bro Dugtrio. Always liked non-mega Sableye. Sableye, Toxapex and Chansey are cancerous. Blissey was cooler. And Ferrothorn is alright.

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>>31745358
>they are literally the King, the Queen and the Jack of OU

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Kings of OU by niche of destroying common OU threats but not anything else

>>31747491
>all gen 1 family lines

really makes you ponder

>>31747491
I always love this kind of shit in games, using truthfully mediocre/shit characters to counter top tiers hard. It makes you feel like you've actually learned some shit about the meta

>>31745358
I hate Mega Metagross.

Metagross is my favourite Steel type but that mega evolution looks so stupid. I want a do-over.

>>31747583
Riddle me this
Mega designs are supposed to make them look more powerful, often to the point of looking retarded
How then, do you take something like metagross, who is already metal as fuck both literally and figuratively, and give him a mega that doesn't look butt-fuck retarded