Snek Saturday: Kissu Edition

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>>31741042

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Is it a snek?

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>>31741094
Yes

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>>31741098

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Snek's good. Have a bonus
Here's something I drew

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>>31741318
Pretty good T B H

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>>31741318
Found your gallery through filename and you have a lot of good shit up there, the head feels a bit weird in image related though

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Which noodle is best noodle?
Correct answer: All of them

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>>31741523
>>31741492
Haha thanks! The serperior was from 2015 actually haha. But now I think I got better!

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>Saturday

wheres the vore already

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>>31742068
delet this, sneks are for snug and hug

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>>31742094

That blade doesn't look very comfy though.

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sup everyone

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ok

Absolute fucking degenerates, the lot of you. I yearn for the day WW3 starts and humanity is wiped from existence.

>>31743287
>wants to destroy the world because people you don't like exist
hi jew

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Got around to EV training that Milotic from last saturday, and I forgot to mention that she had competitive instead of marvel scale. After running her through doubles ranked with Competitive, I regret never running one with Competitive in gen 5

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Fall snek

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>>31745555

Evil type snake.

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>>31743196
Nood(le)

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>>31745296
I honestly wish Marvel Scale was better just because I like using mons with their signature ability. Competitive is good tho

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>>31746833

If it makes you feel better, marvel scale isn't actually its signature ability because dratini/dragonair have it

Also competitive's distribution is so bad that it might as well be milotic's signature ability

here's a zygarde to contribute to the snake thread.

>>31742094
For fug to but vore is a cancer fetish.

>>31746833
Competitive is arse anyway.

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>>31745555
Quads snek

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>tfw snek thread is dying while under 50 posts
Plz!

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Precious noodlewife.

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>>31748527

Snakes never die, don't worry.

>>31746957
Why is this so funny

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I want to marry this noodle

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>>31750695
Would a noodle make a good wife?

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>>31750728
Yes.

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>>31747290
how is Competitive bad when I get a free Nasty Plot every time someone leads with lando?

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Make way, originaland best noodle coming through,
I wish I had more pics though

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>>31754344

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>ywn be this Weavile

>>31747290

Dude, what?

Is Competitive very situational, yes.

Is Competitive incredible in metas where Intimidate is everywhere? Yes.

Intimidate isn't as big in Singles right now, but Intimidate is always a presence in Doubles.

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>>31750728

Is this an actual anime clip, and are those subtitles legit?

That is fuckin weird for a kid's show lmao

>>31755384
Can't say about the subs, but that scene actually was in the show.

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>>31754812

Maybe one day, anon.

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Live.

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>After feeding it tons of pokeblocks to evolve, snek becomes addicted to your cooking.
How do you react?

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>>31760249

Happily.. mostly. I'm happy that watersnake is so very pleased with my cooking, but we still need to work on freeing her from the clutches of my food. Snakes, especially big snakes, shouldn't be beholden to anything except their own size.

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Snek loves you

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>>31761848

Does his tail blade always stick up like that or only when he's REALLY in love with me?

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>Egg groups never ever
GF why

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>>31760390
Why should their size be a problem? You should let your snake get as big as it wants.

>>31761937
>his
>he

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Underrated noodle

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>>31763773
Very underrated

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>>31741042
Some OC I made in high school

>>31758670
this is the cutest fuckin pic desu

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Why is she the best snek?

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>>31765430
>she
what are you gay

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>>31762624

Their size isn't a problem. I want them to get as big as possible. I just don't want them to be addicted to something outside of their control in the process.

>>31741045
If only they have the option to have a snek wife

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>>31741859
You think you could do requests?

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>get to fug snek
>snek eats you afterward
Would you (any snek)? For vorefags, snek constricts/envenomates you before eating.

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>>31767510

>would you any snek

Only the best one.

>>31767737
She's pure!!!

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>>31767911

Sex after marriage for the sole purpose of reproduction is pure and righteous.

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>>31767510
>spend time with irl regalsnek
>the sweet embrace of death afterwards
Not even a question. Gimme that leafy cloaca.

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>>31767510
>Has no venom
Where do I sign up to cuddle with best noodle?

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>>31768543
She can still squeeze you to death. But it'd be a nice way to go.

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>>31768989

Having your lungs and heart crushed into paste doesn't seem like a particularly enjoyable way to die.

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Just got my shiny best noodle :)

>>31744081

>calls Jews the ones that want to eradicate humanity

That irony is just delicious.

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>>31769010
>male
you fucked up m8

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>>31769140

Maybe he wants to get his ass wrecked by double watersnake dick. Can you really blame him?

>>31768998
Better than starvation and exposure in pollution filled streets. Plus, Milotic.

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>>31769170

Perhaps, but vines, fangs and life-draining attacks are better still.

>>31769166
but the shorter eyelashes drive me insane

>>31769140
I know:( but I'll live I kinda wanna find somebody with pkhex to change it lol

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>Thread is mostly Serperior and Milotic
They are cool and all but you all are ignoring the OG Snek pokemon
Here have a thing I drew in Paint ages ago

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>>31768989
Not with that 60 base Atk.

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>>31770876
I don't have much Arbok but I will post what I have.

>>31768505
Who says you have to die? Just tie a rope to something, have them swallow the other end for you to grab.

Unless they do kill me, in which case, well, gg.

I'd still be down

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Waffle is the best snek

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Milotic is the biggest and best snek.

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>>31775402
Is Furret an honorary snake?

>>31775464
Its a fluffy noodle
but it will never be a snek

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Gonna give this one more bump

>>31769140
>Male Milotic
>Bad

He's the prettiest ocean price.

>>31776776
>Price

Oh shit, i'm retarded, I meant PRINCE

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>>31776710
If you married your snek, what would your honeymoon be?

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>>31776776

Technically a he, anyways.

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>>31772107
The ultimate show of trust.
>snek eats you, lists demands if you want them to exploit the loophole
>it's not their problem they ate you headfirst, making it harder to grab the rope
>you should've looked up more on how snakes eat before agreeing to the trade
>you're making them sit next to this pole for too long, promise them a warm bath or they'll slither away, drawing the rope out

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>>31778575

All with a condescendingly smug expression and tone, of course.