This girl blocks your path and shows you her middle finger

>>31730790
Call her a faggot underage.

>>31730790
Just ignore the wannabe gangster, hopefully I don't have to fight whatever shitmon she has.

>>31730790

absolutely nothing. 'cause i love her

>>31730790
Say I wanna fuck you too

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Hey, fuck you too.

Want to grab a drink?

>>31730790
Suck her futa cock.

>>31730790
Propose

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>>31730790
Fuck YOU asshole

>>31730790
>A Team Skull Grunt appeared!
>Go! Incineroar!
>Incineroar used Darkest Lariat! (but only destroyed her clothes)
>Incineroar! Come back!
>Anon used Play Rough!

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>>31731023
>"Wh-what!?! Whatcha mean!?!"
>"You're moving too fast, yo! M-maybe we should go on a date first, Casanova?"
>"I mean...if you wanna..."

>>31730790
Make that finger reach her womb.

>>31731148
Autism at it's finest.

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Have a nervous breakdown and bolt past her then pass out in a dumpster

>>31731139
>>31731148
Samefag?

>>31731304
This

Grab her hand and make her punch herself. Steal her team skull neck chain and Pokemon.

>>31731318
That other person isn't me. I'd never force myself on my wife like that.

Unless she wants me to.

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>>31731351
>(you) have autism

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>>31731368
Loving your wife means you have autism?

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>>31730790
>Catch me outside, how 'bout dat?

>>31730790
Move her out of the way.

>>31730790
Punch her out cold and move on.

>>31731351
You're married to a drawing?

>"The fuck do you want?"

>>31730790
Move or be moved

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>>31731318
No, he's a copycat.

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>>31731662
No, I'm married to a beautiful, wonderful woman!

>>31730790
Take her out to McDonald's or something.

Probably snippy from hunger.

>>31733119
>McDonald's
>not a restaurant with actual cooked food and drinks

>>31731351
>wife isn't constantly DTF
ya blew it

i would probably go another way because i'm a huge pussy who avoids confrontation

>>31733210
Fucking all the time is nice, but cuddling and being romantic with an angry, cute, embarrassed girl is nice too!

>>31730790
She is signaling for you to fuck her by showing you her finger erect meaning get your dick hard.

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>no chance of Dating a Skull Grunt doujinshi existing

>>31733168
"or something" is lost on you, I see.

In any case, asking someone if they're hungry probably opens doors.

>>31730790
Eat her ass and pussy till she moves out of the way

>>31733650
What if she doesn't move out of the way? What if she starts following you with her middle finger?

>>31733664
I'd try to mating press her, maybe she will pass out and leave me alone

>>31733689
What if she wraps her legs around you and does the mating press to you????

>>31733706
I was going to say finger her asshole but maybe she is going to do the same to me...

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>>31730790
Try and photoshop

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>>31734448

>>31734448
Request this in a draw thread

>>31734472
done

>>31730790
Grab a baseball bat and smash her in the face before she can react. She clearly has malevolent intentions in mind, so it's valid self-defense.

>>31732179
Your wife's a slut. I fucked her

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>>31734671
I very much doubt that. Maybe you hooked up with one of my lovely wife's lovely sisters?

>>31730790
Suck her finger.

Walk by and do it back, having assumed that's how Skull Grunts say hello

I have a laugh and keep walking.

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>>31730790
Tell her how fucking cool she is like holy shit, I bet she smokes cigeretts even though she's under the legal age requirement just so fucking cool. I bet she gets wasted off of wine coolers like a badass. Don't worry if you win a scratch off lottery ticket I'll cash it in for you.

Stammer and walk away after vomiting profusely

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>>31730790
Pull my Aqua waifu off of her so she doesn't die.

>>31734954
Are you me?

>>31735037
I have done that a few times to different little shits that hang out in front of the corner store.

>>31735092
tip your fedora?

>>31730790
unzip pants and slap her with my cock

>>31735021
I can't wait to see the Generations version of Skull Grunt with that kind of detailed body

fucking unf

>>31735102
No just acted like the kids were being cool and remarking about shit. If its not cigarettes it's *insert narcotic*, and just rip on them asking how much allowance that cost them. They usually get pretty humiliated, its fun.

>>31735190
obviously real/10

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>>31733475
You do know unya made one with a Aether Foundation employee and grunt, right?

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>>31735235
>yuri

>>31730790
I force her finger in my pussy and stare her in the eye while I do it.

>>31735374
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>31734747
Damn it, ninja'd

>>31734747

came into this thread to post this

>>31734726
No, it was definitely her

>>31735235
Is there more?

>>31730790
>>31730880
>>31731148
>>31731393
>>31732179
>>31734726
I want to spunk in this punk. Then as she is crying and freaking out about me cumming inside, I want to take her hands, kiss her, look deep into her eyes and tell her that I am going to take responsibility by marrying her and providing for our child and her.

Then as she is swooning, I want to flip her over and put my junk in her very spacious trunk.

rape

>>31737174
No! She is for tender loving, hugs and kisses!

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>>31733475
Do it yourself you fucking freeloader

>>31735235
I mean something that isnt yuri trash

>>31737399
I'm a no talented hopeless romantic hack

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>>31735374
tranies are not welcome here bro

>>31731304
You know, writing fiction isn't generally considered a sign of autism. Just relax.

And try to keep in mind you're browsing the pokemon board on 4chan. Stones and glass houses, y'know.

>>31731304
You'd have a conniption fit if you knew the writing thread exists
>>31737765
this

I NEED TO CUM DEEP INSIDE HER PUSSY I CAN'T HOLD IT ANYMORE

>>31737839
will you help raise your child with her?

>>31737849
of course not

>>31730790
I'LL BASH ER FOKIN EAD IN M8

>>31737891
you are forbidden then

bumping so the cringe threads won't kill it

>>31738818
Bumping because this is a cringe thread.

>>31730790
Tip my fedora at her as I unseathe my foam sword. "M'lady, I only fight for you" I would wheeze in between heavy Cheeto scented breaths, sweating profusely from actually seeing a IRL girl and from the several pounds of cholesterol flowing through my veins.

beat up her magical animals with elemental powers using my own magical animals with elemental powers and then take her money.

Place wedding ring on her middle finger

Have an all night fuckfest to consummate then in the morning, have a pizza party with ice cream as well

>>31739538
The only right answer