WOULD YOU?

>>31729949
No. Bestiality is wrong.

>>31729961
This fucking meme has to die, Pokemon are not animals

>>31729949
desu I've never had an absol in my team

>>31729997
Have /vp/ made a debate about it before?

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>>31730004
>he's never used the best false swipper

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>>31729997

>>31729997
>this excuse again

>>31730091
Damn those furries.

Hug? Totally. Fuck? Inject yourself with rabies.

Hug? Totally. Fuck? Totally. Inject? Totally.

>>31730132
No dubs for you :^)

>>31729997
Yes, I'm sure you want to fuck an Absol because you're attracted to its humanlike characteristics and not the fact that it's a fucking sparkledog.

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>>31730175
I love me a good sparkledog.

>>31730062
>best false swiper
>not breloom

>>31729949
Edge dog is cute

>>31729949
yes I would

Also, minor gripe time.
>mega has fucking angel wings
>not part fairy with pixillate
>not even part flying with aerillate

>>31729949
I absolutely would pet this Pokemon and give it a cozy Luxury Ball.

>>31729961
>like that'll stop me

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>>31730726
Breloom a shit

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>>31730132

What would you inject her with, though?

>>31731328
breloom is amazing
so is absol, just for different reasons, and it does suck as a false swiper desu scizor is the best

>>31731374
>scizor
Doesn't even have any status inflicting moves aside from Toxic. Even worse, senpai.

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>>31729949
Of course

>>31731825
>Being a stallfag

>>31730175
actually, yes, that's exactly why i want to fuck her

>>31729949

Hug and cuddle?

Definitely!

>>31732136
>Stallfag
What? The point is that any good false swiper also carries a move to induce sleep or paralysis.
Tapu Koko is a great false swiper for me with thunder wave to keep them from calling for help and shit. Also put Thief on it so that I can farm items I need. I realize most people wouldn't want to use their Koko for this though.

>>31730111
Checked

>>31732207
Oh apologies I though you meant for player battles rather than catching. Forgive me.

>>31731825
>needing status
casual

>>31729949
WOULD I?

>>31729949
O-only if she wants it...

>>31733476
this tbqhafwymf

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