Rate my wife.

>>31717975
When she spoke of strapping young swimmers she meant me. I was trying to get into the Brooklet Hill pools because Gamefreak couldn't be bothered to put them in the game properly.

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>>31717963
Flat/10

>>31717963

Pee/10

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Rate my wife

>>31717963
Walrein/10

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>>31717963
Lewd/10

>>31717963
shit/10

nice pokemon fanart from deviantart, pham btw

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>>31718016
Cute!
How about my wife?

One of the worst things about this generation is how much momentum it gave closet pedos.
Fuckin gross.

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>>31718092
>all the games have kid protagonists and characters
>suddenly its a bad thing

>>31718092
Fuck off normalfag.

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>>31718106
>>31718119
Pedos detected.
This site is like tumblr, oppose a universally common 'theme' and people give you shit.

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>>31718092
they're all fictional, fuck off

>>31718132
>caring this much about what fictional characters people jerk off to
you have issues

>>31718157
>Jerking off to fictional characters
You have issues.

>>31718162
>caring about people jerking off to fictional characters
You have issues.

>>31718169
>Trying this hard
Whadda meme.

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>>31718201
>not admitting to having feelings towards teenagers

>>31718092
>closet
O I'm laffin

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She can be replaced

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>>31718016

SOLID 10

Her age/10

No Muslims allowed

>>31717963
That's not a wife, that's a little boy

>>31718092
When are we gonna purge this bitch from /vp/

>>31718876
This

>>31717963
She's my wife.
>>31718470
It's amazing how both of my waifus almost look exactly the same.

>>31718976
>multiple waifus
Haram.

>>31717963
Boy/10

>>31718016
>>31718596

You guys do know that this dude is likely a top, right?

He'll be a power bottom when he's dead.