H-honey, I can explain... your wife is a Garchomp now

It was this faggot on /vp/that turned you into a Garchomp. I've traced his IP back to somewhere on the west coast.

*My wife Garchomp takes out the entire west coast with Earthquake*

>>31716821
>implying im not a khv
Nice try /vp/

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>>31716821

Looks like the drugs are kicking in

>>31716821
>Implying 70% of vp has a wife
>When it's filled with gays, women and absolute losers
How funny anon

>>31716821
eww

>>31717371
>after becoming a prosperous individual, you met the love of your life
>he/she's a Garchomp now

>>31717533
I'm okay with this

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>>31716821
>not alolan ninetales
life is suffering

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>>31717589

>>31716821
Explain THIS
*unzips cock*

>>31717589
glad i'm not the only one
maybe if all the art didn't show of his ass

>>31716821
i prefer Pokegirls over FemPokemon but a Garchomp wife sounds really great.

>nobody noticing that it's a gabite
Neck yourselves, all of you.

>>31717697

Gabites don't have arm spikes

>>31717697
You deserve a ban for fucking up that hard. It's a garchomp in every way you blind faggot

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>>31717697
Gabite doesn't have a yellow star on it's snout.

Try next time.

>>31717561
Even though he/she can speak, there's still a chance of them eating you up.
I guess.

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>>31716821
Don't explain anything, this is my fetish.

>>31718787
I won't. Good luck.

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>>31716821
I am extremely OK with this