This is your daughter now

this bean is amaaaazzinggg

You could do much worse
She's not even that bad of a daughter. her worst traits are being needy and being afraid of animals, which are both pretty normal.
Should've posted something like :3 or bonnie, actual nuisances.

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>>31716146

>I get to fuck Lusamine

Life is good

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>>31716146
Guess I'll live as a dead beat dad on my own island which is nice

>>31716173
I don't think you understand what OP is getting at by "she becomes your daughter."

>>31716146
I think you mean, "How fucked is she?"

>>31716213
Care to explain what it could possibly mean aside from me being her father

Probably a lot. But im a genious.

>>31716226
>genious
Kek

>>31716222
You being Mohn.

Basically you are now Mohn, how fucked are you?

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>>31716232
Hahaha kek top kek bra

>>31716236
I am as fucked as mohn
dumb thread

>>31716146
>anime Lillie

She's met Ash. Pretty fucked. A lot of work for me.
First of all, I take her to the bath and properly clean her. And I mean properly. Next, I'd make sure she's not leaving the house for at a year. She's not going anywhere unless I'm with her. Getting her proper education would be next. Not something I can trust a stranger on, so I'd be personally seeing to that. Getting her better clothes and hobbies comes next. I'd also throw her in middle of all my Pokemon until she gets over her dumb gimmick of being scared of every type of Pokemon. It might be painful at first, but it'll get things done faster than letting her continue at her own retarded pace.

The next step depends on how all of this goes. If she's grown a brain large enough to understand how dumb she was, and that she should always, no matter what, stay away from faggots like Ash, then I start focusing on making her a Trainer. If not, I'll try everything I can to get to that first. If everything fails, I'd have to use some Ultra Wormholes to get rid some memories. As for her Training, she gets a Charmander, for BURASUTO purposes. She's not going to travel by herself. Either me, or a Trainer I approve of will accompany her, to make sure she's on the right track. Someone who I can trust will not be bad influence and is strong enough to protect her if need be. If I get no one, I'll be accompanying her.

So yeah, pretty fucked.

>>31716236
OP here

You don't have to Mohn to be her father.

Came here to post this

>>31716241
Lel funna may may xxxdd

>>31716255
*to be Mohn

Damn it

>>31716146

Make her a little sister/brother ASAP

>>31716915
THIS

>>31716146
You mean how fucked is she?

>>31716146
>got to bang Lusamine

I'm literally fucked

>steal Lusamine's vergen
>spend my time eating swell beans after getting anmesia

Living the good life.

>daughter is taller than you

>>31716236
Not fucked at all, I get to chill at some resort while some fag does all the work

>>31719383
This.
>get to pass on your genes with a blonde goddess
>spend the rest of your life being lazy and eating beans while some cuck does all the difficult shit
Literally the perfect life.

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I'm perfectly fine with this. <3