Think of any Pokemon.
You got it?You sure?Now think of one move in that Pokemon's moveset. Only one.Got it?This Pokemon and its move are now your Stand, and you have to fight Dio. How fucked are you?
>>31715924
>cloyster
>icicle spear
ijust watched the episode where they beat the lovers so i dont know yet
>>31715924
>Golisopod
>First Impression
Would +2 priority negate time stop?
>>31715924
IKUZE GEKKOUGA! MIZU SHURIKEN!
>>31715924
>Parasect
>Spore
I can just walk pass the sleeping Dio
>>31715924
Umbreon>foul playif that doesn't count then last resort
I'd think I could stand a chance against them
>Ribombee with pollen puff
if i weren't for the fact that i can't fight for to save my life we'd have a chance.
>Ribombee
>Dazzling gleam
SUNRIGHTUU OVERRDIRIVUU
>>31715953
>it had no effect
MUDA
BURASTOO
>gallade
>close combat
Probably goes better than expected
>Delphox
>Fire blast
Might have a chance but i'm not sure
>>31715924
>Blast Burn
This can go two ways. Either Mega Evolve into X and BURASUTO DIO, or Mega Evolve into Y and let the Sunlight do the work.
>>31715924
>scizor
>bullet punch
Lugia. Aeroblast.
I might be okay?
>salamance
>roost
???
>>31715924
>Metagross
>Psychic
I'll be fine.
>>31715924
>Nidoking
>Earth Power
Ronnie James Dio goes down. Rock types are weak to Ground.
>Cresselia
>Calm Mind
So, it can't fight, just sits there being calm? Yeah, Dio's gonna eat me.
Milotic
Aqua ring
... ummm im pretty fucked, i mean i can slowly heal...
>>31715924
>Vespiquen
>Defend Order
Coupled with Pressure, I effectively have a Muda sponge that slowly taxes on the opponent until they can't do jack shit without hurting themselves
>mega ray quay quay
>dragon ascent
All he has to do is TOKI WO TOMARE and punch me while fug is off doing her thing in space.
>>31716283
>Her
>>31715924
>Mimikyu
>Shadow Claw
Dio is friccin beaned
>>31715924
>Zygarde
>Land's wrath
Am I fucked or do I stand a chance?
>Mismagius
>Mystic Fire
How fugged up i am?
>Sealeo
>Ice Ball
I'm one of the joke Stand users, and I subsequently die when my shtick gets old.
>Lickitung
>Lick
Good thing Jojo is shit
>>31716355
>Just realizing the typo
>This is, like, the 10th time this happens
*Mystical fire
Man, my memory needs some refreshing...
>Spinda
>Teeter Dance
It was nice knowing you guys.
>Absol
>Me First
M-maybe?
>>31715924
>Forretress
>Stealth Rocks
Take this! DIO! 200m Stealthu Sprahsu!
>>31715924
>Sky Attack
I think I'm ok
>>31715924
What the fuck is a stand and who the fuck is dio
>>31716406
Can you just fucking tell me instead of being a smart ass
>>31716461
Jojo's bizarre adventure. Imo best and most refreshing anime out there. Stands are like ghosts that you battle with. DIO is the main villain
>>31715924
>Lilligant
>Quiver Dance
Lilligant becomes so fast it's as if she's stopping time all the time and becomesthe same type of stand.It then throws a sun stone at Dio's head.
Reminder that DIO is immortal and can easily recover from simple damage, so most of you in this thread are fucked. He also has a Stand that stops time, so the rest of you are also fucked.
>>31716502
Do you even read the OP?
Here, let me help you
>This Pokemon and its move are now your Stand
Stand attacks work on him
>>31716513
Did you even read my post? I did not say the attacks don't work on him. Rather, he can recover from simple attacks with ease. He is immortal. Not only that, he also has a Stand capable of defending him from simple attacks, so your hits would likely not even connect. Try to punch him all you want, it will all be MUDA.
POISONU STINGUUU
I'm fucked
Most of these Pokemon can't even OHKO certain Pokemon, yet people believe they can kill an immortal vampire with strength to lift a Bulldozer and ability to stop time. The only Pokemon that stand a chance here are the ones with Drought or Desolate Land, or the ones who thought of Sunny Day as their first move.
>>31716675
>Most of these Pokemon can't even OHKO certain Pokemon, yet people believe they can kill an immortal vampire with strength to lift a Bulldozer and ability to stop time.
We were told to think of a random move from our chosen pokemon's moveset and fight Dio afterwards, what do you want from us?
Shuckle with Infestation
>Shuckle's high as shit defense keeps me alive against whatever Dio throws at me first, to the point where he's shocked by it
>Infestation barely does any damage and Dio shrugs it off easily
>Despite healing, Dio's body begins to fester with bugs from the inside out
>I stopped watching JoJo first episode of season 3 so I'm not sure what happens nexts
>Nidoking
>Earth Power
Not entirely fucked, actually.
Dialga with roar of time...and honestly I don't know
>forrtress
>rapid spin
well... at least i wont get hit by stealth rock.
Magmortar and sunny day. Might just mess him up a little bit.
klefki
swagger
i have a 30% chance.
no Pokemon can beat Dio. The only could only beat him through bull shit of Jotaro having the same stand ability as hi-
>Mewtwo
>Me First
>>31715924
>Porygon2 holding eviolite with the trace ability and the move hyper beam
gg Dio
>>31717225
>no Pokemon can beat Dio
Groudon
>>31715924
>Drapion
>Acupressure
Results may vary.
>>31716479
Thanks for giving a real answer bro
>Abra
>Teleport
goodbye
>>31715924
>Blaziken
>Flare Blitz
Avdol, I...
>Leaf Blade Sceptile
So, uh, I'm probably gonna headshot him with a sword only for him to regenerate instantly, job as fuck, get pummeled and have to wait for the No Guard Fissure Machamp guy that's currently pretending to be dead to save my sorry ass.
>Leaf Storm Serperior
If it has contrary i will be fine.
>Shedinja
>Infestation
URUXUREI, DISUCHAAAAAAAAJ-o
>>31716209
>>31716490
>stats buffing moves
>DIO used WRYYYYY
>>31715924
Somehow thought up Dialga and Roar of Time of all things. I think I win actually.
>>31715924
charizard fb
>>31716389
>charge up turn
You're just asking for DIO to push your shit in.
wynaut
destiny bond
Dialga
Roar of time
I'm good
>Sylveon
>Hyper Voice
Can time stop protect against sound? I would think it does.
>>31715924
>Staraptor
>Brave Bird
Seeing how you said Dio and not DIO, I'm assuming you mean Part 1 Dio, in which case, I can just fly in the air until the sun rises, and since he's just a vampire, he can't fly.
>>31721768
But since it's all about stands I think it's safer to assume that thread is full of normies not knowing that part 3 one is canonically written in all caps.
>>31715924
>Dialga
>Roar of Time
welp
>>31715924
JALORDA! RIFU SUTOMU!
>>31721366
Agreed.
>>31721561
I just need to stat buff 5 seconds away from any point he could attack me