Why is pheromosa so cute?
Isn't Buzzwole the female one while Pheromosa is actually a male or something?
>>31714268
In reality, it's not. It has an entirely alien set of emotions and reactions to stimuli. It would never act cute, even in game it doesn't do anything remotely cute or endearing, even if you pet it in amie.
>>31714279
I'd ship it
>>31714290
I agree it does nothing particularly cute in battle but in refresh it certainly does act rather endearing, at least as much as many other bug types do. A tilt of the head, a smile, pretty average stuff for refresh.
>>31714279
No that's a meme. Both are gender unknown.
>>31714314
Even there, it's more of a curiosity thing. It's a "why is this thing touching me" type look, at least to me. I've never seen the smile, though, maybe I'm wrong.
>>31714268
Anorexia isn't cute.
>>31714334
Behold! Pherosoma's smile!
>>31714334
The creature will tilt it's head and give a slight smile.
You have to look closely as Pheromosa's mouth is very small.
53 min.
https://youtu.be/fFa99PCD1O0?t=3195
It's much easier to see on an emulator but I couldn't find a video of the emulator refresh.
>>31714268
It's not. Mohn saw where Lusamine was heading and fucked off as fast as he could in some "accident." He would rather live on an island and eat beans all day than be around someone emulating Pheromosa.
her little smile in refresh is the cutest thing ever
>>31714279
wtf i love pheromosa now
>>31714370
It honestly took me the whole damn game to realize Mohn was Lillie's dad.
I thought he was a fat old woman.
>>31714334
Go into refresh, you can see a little smile.
>>31714268
explain this
Xurkitree is best girl, fuck off.
>>31714390
I want to see it.
>>31714290
Pheromosa actually smiles when you pet its head in refresh. It's subtle, but cute as hell once you notice it.
It's rather strange that drawings make me think of autistic stories, but this is one of them.
>young lusamine playing with child lillie at night
>strange warping noise
>a pheormosa appears
>is captivated by lillie's beauty
>lusamine's mother instincts trigger and simply runs away with her daughter
>every now and then the exact wormhole opens and pheromosa interacts with lillie
>lusamine tries to call lillie's attention by dressing similarly
>fails, driving her insane
>lillie develops a relationship with pheromosa
>>31714279
Lmao
>>31714279
Checks out.
>>31714268
i want Pheromosa to kissu my dickie
>>31714268
Shit bug waifu. I can't find this thing attractive in the slightest.
>>31715679
Don't we all.
>>31715747
>Pheromosa will never brutally and callously beat you to near death for being unclean
Why does most art depict her as 7 or 8 ft tall? Honestly she should have been, I still find it odd that shes only 5'11"
>>31716027
Most art of her is with Sun or Chicken-chan, and both of them are short as fuck. But yeah she could have been taller.
>>31714268
she would be good if she didn't die in one hit.
>>31716983
she's really fast and hits hard, you can't have everything
>>31717239
Yes you can.
>>31715514
source of image?
>>31714279
>tfw no muscly skeeter gf
>>31714279
That would be a neat way to make them seem more alien. They have the male roach features and female mosquito features anyway.
>>31714268
Because he wear cute little shorts.
>>31714290
Which is why this is still my favorite Pheromosa art.
How could anyone like a roach shes not even the good type of bugs
>>31717825
Just some ugly guy.
>trying to make a giant alien cute
>>31719120
>giant
Bitch is 5'11''
>My human feeds me hamburgers when I beat up animals!
>>31716054
>That one intriguing theory pre-release that UBs represent/embody a person but no one talks about it.
Have we not solved it?
>>31719364
>Pheromosa is Lusamine
>Buzzswole is Hala or Kukui
>Guzzlord is Hau
>Nihilgeo is Lillie
I could see it. Who's the others?
>>31719382
Xurkitree would be Guzma (Hair/Color scheme)
Celesteela (???)
Kartana(???)
I got nothing, might look at some characters later. These just can't be coincidences.
>>31719408
Everyone thought Celesteela or Kartana was Faba due to the color scheme
>>31719382
>>31719408
GUZZlord Is GUZZma you idiots
>>31719561
But it doesn't fit at all.
Guzzlord is constantly eating, and Hau is either eating or talking about food.
Doesn't fit Guzma.
>>31714353
I want to protect this smile.
>>31720459
Hopefully you can.
>>31718433
I find this very disturbing for some reason.
>>31720459
Pheromosa is capable of protecting its own smile.
>>31721469
I doubt it, a single sigh will make it faint
>>31715763
so lovely
>lewding a fucking stickbug
>>31722082
>not lewding a fucking stickbug
there's your problem
>>31722098
>Not wanting Pheromosa to step all over your dick
>>31721482
>252 Atk Pidgey Gust vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Pheromosa: 300-352 (106 - 124.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
So it's true
>>31722178
Fuck, don't know why it counted as physical. I went on the wiki and checked, it's still special. Here.
>252+ SpA Pidgey Gust vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Pheromosa: 292-348 (103.1 - 122.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>31722098
It's a bloody stickbug
>>31722280
so? it's also 5'11'' and feminine
>>31722143
>>31722280
People here have no problem wanting to fuck piles of lard, how would this be a problem?
>>31719254
>Mine feeds me his semen. Is that normal? I love it, by the way.
because she is
can't be missing a UB thread
>>31722760
why is she sweating
>>31726604
>want to have good delicious malasada
>can't touch anything in this world
>it's all so filthy
>but the food
>I must have it
>but I cannot touch it
>>31726841
Huh, makes sense and is also adorable. Good.
I'll be honest, I don't see any smile from Pheromosa in the pokemon Refresh.
>>31714268
>Pheromones
>Hermosa
There's your answer.
>>31726947
Her mouth widens for her "good" reaction. It looks like it's supposed to be a grin but the resolution makes it difficult to tell.
Roaches should be crushed.
>>31727074
Russia pls
>>31727074
You can't crush this.
>>31726841
Maybe it's just spicy? The thing has a bite taken out and is filled with red filling.
>>31728953
she looks like kahili but retarded and cosplaying
Hot off the presses
cancreLOVE is made for love
>tfw prefer STICCmons over THICCmons
>tfw not many STICCmons
True suffering.
>>31730366
FRENCHFAG
>>31730366
enregistre is a good word I like this language
>>31717825
looks like a love live cosplayer
>>31731110
>Liking anorexia
Why anon? Obviously fat isn't good, but anorexia is equally gross.
>>31735052
Because I find it beautiful, cute,dominatand more elegant.
Also, becuase I like scary sexy stuff and I don't find thicc/curvy women scary nor sexy.
>>31735065
I like the artstyle
>>31735188
Fair enough. I can dig the spooky fetish, pretty neat.
>>31719254
does anyone has the full UB set of these spongebob images?
cute buge
>>31717862
>Having them correspond to real life recognizable insect anatomy would somehow make them more alien
How?
>>31719254
You might not want to let yourself carried away.
>>31735603
>>31735799
DO NOT taint Pheromosa with fat faggorty
>>31735799
>chubomosa
OH GOD YES
>>31735799
>Fat pheromosa
Please do not do that.
>>31735816
All I'm saying is don't go on image search on Google, it's a mistake I half regret. On one hand, there's cool fanart, on the other, there's Tumblr's "fat beauty" thing.
I mostly saved the image for the reaction pic.
>>31714268
I want tokissPheromosaon the lipsandmake her feel like a princess.
How would /your/ boy feel with a pheromosa around?
>>31735065
>>31736511
>>31736149
Probably confused and/or act like pic>>31736640
>>31736659 related
>>31717825
i remember that, sHe cosplayed mako
Just gonna translate a few things that have been posted
>>31735862
>Finding chub cute is a tumblr exclusive thing
People have fetishes and different tastes, you know.
>>31739121
Because you're a straight male and Pheromosa is intentionally designed with female characteristics. It's not that she's objectively cute, it's just that your brain is hardwired to be attracted to female gender cues.
>>31739227
I'd say that's probably as close to "objectively cute" as you can get. Like designed to appeal to base, primal instincts seems as close to baseline as you can get. There is no such thing as "objectively" cute, though. I don't find Pheromosa cute, but I do find other Pokemon cute.
>>31739225
At first I thought that image was cute. Now that I can understand the text, it's actually a bit disturbing.
>>31739258
At least Chicken is cute
>"I don't find Pheromosa cute"
>"I'd say that's Probably as close to "objectively cute" as you can get"
>>31739258
I think of it as Phermosa trying not to overdo it and pet chicken-chan's head off.
>>31739585
Yeah that makes more sense than what he thought of.