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We all suggest 6 Gay Robot Skeletons to Champ to really spook her out!
Our jokes will be the funniest you'll ever hear!
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First for cute butt is worst champ
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530541282
Second for non-casuals
>another bronzong crawdaunt venu team
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530544502
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530548660
Sunburn Snips (Drapion) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Battle Armor
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Acupressure
- Rest
- Sunny Day
- Fire Fang
or me
New champ, thanks for all your support!
me or ecksdee
band mamoswine
me - unlocked edition
or funsharp
Togedemaru @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Reversal
- Zing Zap
- Poison Jab
- Fell Stinger
can change moves if you want
funclops
Nasty Plot Dual STAB Shiftry with Z-Hurricane
Use the Flynium Z for at least 3 matches,
then you can go with NP Dual STAB and Z-Focus Blast or Z-Dark Pulse.
sleepy bear :3
z-snips
*FLAILS VIOLENTLY*
Vikaclaw (Vikavolt) @ Quick Claw
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Bug Buzz
- Thunderbolt
- Energy Ball
- Air Slash
MEOWTH DIES (Wailord) @ Chesto Berry
Ability: Oblivious
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Impish Nature
- Curse
- Amnesia
- Rest
- Heavy Slam
>>31711642
Yearly reminder that original funclops has taunt not flash, and flash users are gay.
>>31711665
flash is better desu
>>31711665
what about flash and taunt but no spite
>>31711681
hell no, funclops is fine as it is
because it doesnt have a way of boosting its defense
>>31711681
spite is mandatory
funclops is block, spite, rest + taunt / flash / sleep talk
>>31711691
>dusclops used curse
retard -.-''
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530557806 oh shit
>>31711710
not sure if trolling
>>31711665
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/26645990/#26651603
X'D
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530560101
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530563457
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530568219
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530571363
new team negros
press random on dogars and copy paste that set
Carracosta @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Shell Smash
- Earth Power
- Ice Beam
- Hydro Pump
can change hydro pump if you want
Any ruseceus variation if possible, any evasion-boosting pokemon if not
or Rock Wrecker Rhyperior if OU
Milk Drink Miltank named MILK DRINKIN
Ebin Jew or Ebin Bernie
hypno with ebin cade set and either assist or metronome as "attacking slot"
if AG use Primal Kyogre with Thunder Wave / Waterfall / Rock Slide and Earthquake
Max HP and Max Atk
if AG: tiny fucken alien
if OU: wow hacker
angery meta cade (Landorus-Therian) @ Choice Band
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Explosion
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge
- Facade
superb elegance
Poliwrath @ Normalium Z
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Splash
- Substitute
- Focus Punch
- Waterfall
>>31712134
I press random on dogars and this is what i got :~)
you're welcome champ
http://dogars.org/set/1847
>>31712151
>that evs spread and nature
>>31712161
not a bad set. A set like this was used by the guy who won vgc 2016(2015?) doubles.
>>31712151
z substitute, good thinking
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530578858
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530586433
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530594673
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530595690
new memes, new life boys
Rocket Boosters (Celesteela) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Iron Defense
- Flame Charge / Autotomize
- Leech Seed / Giga Drain
- Acrobatics
a genuine meme
carnivine
>>31712814
choice scarf typhlosion
Sawk (M) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
IVs: 0 HP / 0 Def / 0 SpD
- Reversal
- Bulk Up
- Poison Jab
- Knock Off
send in landorus
Karaokee (Meloetta) @ Kee Berry
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psyshock / Shadow Ball
- Snore
- Calm Mind
- Rest
ZZZ (Komala) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Comatose
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Impish Nature
- Return
- Wish
- Swords Dance
- Stockpile
terror (Dunsparce) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 Def
Modest Nature
- Glare
- Hex
- Roost
- Charge Beam
can swap charge beam for sub if you want to be really annoying
madman
angery meta cade (Landorus-Therian) @ Choice Band
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Explosion
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge
- Facade
>>31712282
next team is for doubles, suggest your mons in pairs
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530601475
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530604100
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530607354
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530611547
new champ
v poster is champ now
specs weedle
me
Deep and Dark
http://dogars.org/set/3313
A communist pokemon.
me
or
http://dogars.org/set/1712
Aggron @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rock Polish
- Fire Blast
- Ice Beam
- Flash Cannon
can change to any other special moves you want
seviper
Scarf_______Ditto
Gifted Harvest (Exeggutor-Alola) @ Wiki Berry
Ability: Harvest
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Brave Nature
- Swords Dance
- Natural Gift
- Synthesis
- Sunny Day
Mega slowbro with iron defence, calm mind, rest and scald
lets try to come up with the best potential mememon gf could make
hypothetical mememon (steel or psn type with a secondary typing that resists ground) @ Leppa Berry
Ability: Sticky Hold
- Recycle
- Cosmic Power/acupressure
- Metronome
- Soft-Boiled
>>31713398
hahahahhha epic my friend
me
>>31713398
ok, use smeargle.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-530618871
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-530622193
>come back to showderp a week or two ago after a 6 monthish hiatus
>ask for new team
>everything is going fine
>until I make some bad plays
>people getting butthurt in the chat
>eh, its not really that much of a problem
>people start saying that I'm going to be impeached
>brush it off as some newfag trying to get free champ status
(keep in mind that one of the reasons I was "going to be impeached" was that I used intimidate gyarados over moxie, somethign I used because the suggested set was incompatible. I figured that people would get less pissed if I changed a shitmon set instead of skipping it.)
>go into next battle without gyarados, be cause people wanted the suggested set to be used, which I couldnt
>some literal udnerage newfag calls for new champ
>he's not even using the right team because it has shitmons it it
>uses some random team that was decent
>he sets on modchat when I call him out on his bullshit
Im sorry guys, but this is disappointing. Im used to the occasional newfag, but this is ridiculous. I don't know if this is leak season, summer, or what, but it's clearly a problem. Why do you just blatantly disregard the rules?
Showderp is fun because of the rules we have set up. Ignoring them is what turns it into a shitshow.
>>31713630
is this a new meme?
>>31713630
get trolled kiddo
>>31713663
its old
>>31713630
Why do you think I've mostly been lurking nowadaysAnd it's absolutely not because I'm an emotional wreck as of late
Newfags are pretty damn cancerous dude, just ignore them and try to have fun
>>31713710
That guy is a newfag too. And a very cancerous one.
>>31713710
you dumb nigger im making fun of the moron who originally posted that
>>31713710
>I'm an emotional wreck as of late
maybe its because you rely on a childrens video game for attention via being a massive faggot and feeling bad when everyone inevitably tells you to fuck off
this isnt rocket science, my friend
>>31713721
What do I do aside from avafag like an attention deficient retard?Which is exactly what I do
And don't sayUsed a Frosslass instead of a shuckle one timebecause that was a simple mistake I fixed after people yelled at me and I Realized it was wrong
>>31713732
Oh shit I fell for a pasta fuck me
>>31713744
Actually it's becauseThe girl I have a major fucking crush on already has a boyfriend and also thinks I'm fucking weird and avoids me because I have no social skills whatsoeverPls no bully
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-530632140
>>31713764
what the fuck? did somebody actually post this in showderp? i'm having a panic attack.
>>31713630
Due to the amount of trolls and shitmon suggestions, my new champing guidelines are effective immediately next battle.
New team: 20 minimum baneposts/compliments within the hour
baneposts/compliments must reach 50 to champ past 1 hour
Trolls: instant /modchat on
Complimenting drone opponents: instant /modchat on
Offensive usernames (champ is lamp, git gud, elibump, etc): instant /modchat on
First battle no modchat
3rd battle modchat after 10 turns
5th battle modchat after 5 turns
In addition, if I see a shitmon, I WILL convert it to something actually usable. I'm tired of fat fucks giving me trash pokemon and then complaining when I can't win
Don't think that you're hot shit for posting the epic "lol specs weedle xDDDDDD :^)))))" suggestion for the 1000th time because that shit is NOT going on my team
Thank the trolls for my rules
Watch & enjoy
>>31713764
what a fucking cuck, kill yourself
>>31713807
Low Tier God will never champ
Feels bad
>>31713816
haha I want to
>>31713791
Same
I'm gonna stop tripping now, don't have the time to champ tonight but I might tomorrow
Have some tunes
https://youtu.be/scrrqizJmlg
>>31713833
please don't, you insufferable retard
>>31713833
>Candicefag likes Weezer
Nice taste
>>31713833
I'm usually here much later so I've never seen your posts, and I wish I never had.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-530637317
>>31713833
haha
BOBLAK BTFO JEJ
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-530641604
egg
new champ
cool snipz (Drapion) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Battle Armor
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Acupressure
- Ice Fang
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
or me
bruxish
Golem-Alola @ Choice Band
Ability: Magnet Pull
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpA
Naughty Nature
- Earthquake
- Fire Blast
- Wild Charge
- Stone Edge
can change evs/nature/item
pignite
ecksdee
Normal Cade (Delcatty) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Normalize
EVs: 252 HP / 120 Def / 132 SpD / 4 Spe
Careful Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Sleep Talk
- Toxic
- Cosmic Power
- Rest
Banded zoroark
pidgey
kyurem
Z sleep powder SD victreebel
champ will lose to this
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530649865
tough first round
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530650164
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530653128
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530656014
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530659123
why do these people exist
>>31714469
>not voicing anyone all battle
fuck le you
Watching champ stroke against a copypasted team, with modchat on, is torture
Im super fucking shit tonight boyos
New chimp
>can't even call champ out on all his misplays
is there a point to showderp
me or chillallnerds
leav this to me (Leavanny) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Swarm
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Hone Claws
- Grass Whistle
- Fell Stinger
- Baton Pass
Deep and Dark
http://dogars.org/set/3313
leavanny
a qt (Lopunny) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Cute Charm
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 124 SpD / 4 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Cosmic Power
- Toxic
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
dwebble
chill some nerds
samurott or mono attacking manaphy
Alola Snackbar (Silvally) @ Normalium Z
Ability: RKS System
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Explosion
- Parting Shot
- Crunch
>>31714530
can you at least give this shit other moves so its not a complete shitmon
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530662643
please carry me sperme
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530664467
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530665872
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530667818
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530670595
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530672364
new team
Pokemon Trainer
something with Rage and an Attack boosting move
>>31714950
Talonflame
Big Time 『RUSH』 (Excadrill) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sand Rush
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Sandstorm
- Iron Head
- Earthquake
Earthquack can be Drill Run if you want
a demon lord
TYRANITAR
Technician Mr. Mime with Magical Leaf and Shock Wave
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530677194
time to lose with a much better team
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530680990
>forgot to click post
I'm fucking gay lole
>no flinch
bad game
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530682955
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530683834
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530685048
give shittier team
generation donnel
pick any gen 1 pokemon. when it ko's something, do "!randpoke gen2" and when that ko's something, "!randpoke gen3" etc until generation 7. if you donnel it past gen 7 it becomes a free pick.
if you get an illegal pokemon like an uber off your roll, just roll again.
if you really, really don't want to, just stick with your choice of gen 1 pokemon.
Tapu Lele with Z-Safeguard (boosts speed)
Dugtrio-Alola @ Choice Band
Ability: Tangling Hair
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge
- Iron Head
- Sucker Punch
or donnel trapinch
Free pick from A+ or higher in the Smogon OU viability rankings for the Sun and Moon metagame
If AG, Mega Fug
If lower tier, A+ from that meta
Cryogonal @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 248 HP / 96 Def / 28 SpA / 4 SpD / 132 Spe
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hidden Power [Ground]
- Freeze-Dry
- Recover
- Rapid Spin
Any pokemon that learns Metronome and ONLY running Metro as its only move.
>>31715348
interesting evs
>>31715357
They're "pretending to know what I'm doing" EVs, perhaps the greatest and most underrated meme of all
>>31715380
i know that meme very well. carry on
avoid using "4ev" though. makes it look less professional
>>31715380
You always need to add little flavour text about what EV's do by naming random pokemon and how the EV's don't matter.
EG:
>"28 SpA EV's lets you OHKO max defense Clefable after two calm minds"
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530688257
>>31715380
132 speed to outpace heatran, 28 spatk to always 2hko heatran, then the rest dumped into defenses
now tell me why 252 hp 252 spdef would be the ""superior"" spread or how im autistic for spending 30 seconds to do a calc
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530688847
showderp secrets time:i hate boblak with a passion
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530690168
>>31715488
me too but that's no secret
>>31715488
showderp secreti hate you almost as much as disgusting roomfaggots
>>31715488i touch myself when i'm harassed for a misplay
>>31715510
>>31715505
>>31715488
ok slightly hetero its time to stop posting
>>31715525
t. boblak
>>31715488*farts*
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530691410
>>31715488it wouldn't be the first time I've jerked off during a champ battle/my own champ battle.
>>31715515
That's pretty fucking Gay dude...
>>31715525
*cute butt
>>31715421
You are autistic for hating Heatran so much despite the fact that she has done nothing wrong
28 SpA Cryogonal Hidden Power Ground vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Heatran: 164-196 (42.4 - 50.7%) -- 44.1% chance to 2HKO after Stealth Rock and Leftovers recovery
0 SpA Heatran Lava Plume vs. 248 HP / 4+ SpD Cryogonal: 152-182 (41.8 - 50.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Stealth Rock and Leftovers recovery
I will concede the set has better calcs against the offensive set
>>31715536
t. dyxia
>>31715540
gay to be desu
>>31715549
hellfrog
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530692291
reminder that homosexuality is a sin
why dont people like boblak? he seems the same as any other shitposter to me
>>31715592
mugenman88 detected
>>31715592
boblak = dyxia just saying
I am literally the only one on this board who likes boblak, prove me wrong
>>31715592
boblak is yet another dyxia alt. why not hate the brazilian aidsmonkey
>>31715628
hi mugen
>>31715488I get genuinely depressed if champ battles don't go well
>>31715592
he's a very centralizing character
>>31715650
/me hug u
>>31715606
>>31715639
Kek
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530695166
is this the part of /sd/ where the most inept autists suck each other off to replicate socializing?
its ok if its ""ironic"" tho haha >v>
hello
>>31715689
hahaha let me post another anime picture signaling to others who I am while talking down on attentionwhoring so shameful
>>31715702
sorry, is that a sore spot for you? im just calling it as im seeing it
zard y too strong
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530696237
>>31715665
dont imposter me
>>31715689
*succ*
>>31715692
stop impostering boblak
>>31715717
oh hey me too we're on the same page then
hello
>>31715702
>let me post another anime picture signaling to others who I am
are you just delusional or do you think theres only one person on 4chan that uses anime images
hello
>>31715692
>>31715730
cringe
hello
>>31715736
are you just delusional or do you always blow things up to hyperbolic proportions to ignore what you know damn well you do every time you make a post
>>31715794
what the actual fuck
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530698688
sure is mad in here
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530699795
new team for AG
Z-Trick Room Sleep Powder Alolan Exeggutor
Klefki @ Electrium Z
Ability: Prankster
IVs: 0 Atk
- Magnet Rise
- Calm Mind
- Draining Kiss
- Substitute/Iron Def/whatevs
z-magnet rise is +1 eva
subpunch breloom
0-1 Dialga, 2-3 Palkia, 4-5 Giratina-A, 6-7 Giratina-O, 8-9 Arceus
mega fug named specs cosmog
Basically wailord (Guzzlord) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 252 Def / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Draco Meteor
- Fire Blast
- Dark Pulse
- Sludge Wave
can change evs/nature/item
or spacial rend darkrai
tiny fucken egg
>>31715906
thanks
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-530702601
don't bring stall to fugland
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-530704511
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-530706363
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-530707033
new champ
me or Rock Lee
Specs Hoopa-U
Toxapex with only attacking moves, no status
a dark warrior
Scyther (Mega) (Scyther) @ Eviolite
Ability: Technician
EVs: 248 HP / 152 Def / 108 SpD
Careful Nature
- Swords Dance
- Aerial Ace
- Roost
- Quick Attack
IM POWERING UP (Regigigas) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Slow Start
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Return
- Earthquake
- Fire Punch
- Power-Up Punch
boo boo keys
>>31716130
i do not know what this is
>>31716149
blackglasses rhyperior
>>31716149
a warrior whom is dark. bisharp works
or as >>31716155 said
>>31716149
Pangoro
Bisharp
Night Slash Gallade
BS a reason
>>31716149
zoroark
>>31716130
Shiny escalavier
>>31716149
>he's never played valkyrie profile
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530710116
>>31716181
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530711747
>>31715488
i thought it was normal
boblak circlejerk is room tier circlejerk
>>31715488the moment my parents die im gonna kill myself, they're the only tether I have to this god forsaken world
>>31716229
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530713484
>>31716278
what about us?
>>31716286
a distraction until then
>>31716289
we're your friends too
>>31716285
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530714887
>>31716265
my disease will spread and conquer showderp
you will all be consumed
>>31716317
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530716240
>>31716278
tfw i'm not the only one
actually i might kill myself before their death
>>31716407
>>31716278
if you guys are part of the boblak alliance, don't do it
>>31715488I'm actually a girl:3c
>>31716494
L O N D O N
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D
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>>31716359
this is the best game in the world
>>31715488i don't get the hatejerks/circlejerks over various users, because i don't bother keeping up with room vs bread drama and only come here forfun
>>31716509
glad someone enjoyed it
new team please :)
CHAMP DID IT
bery frightening (Pyukumuku) @ Light Clay
Ability: Unaware
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psych Up
- Baton Pass
- Reflect
- Light Screen
insert EVs
Specs Pheramosa
specs tangrowth
Shock Conditioning (Tapu Koko) @ Leftovers
Ability: Electric Surge
EVs: 80 HP / 212 SpA / 216 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Thunderbolt
- Toxic
- Taunt
- Roost
You're free to replace Toxic with U-Turn if you think you should be afraid of Dugtrio, but Toxic lets you hit things immune to Ground for more lasting damage. If you do replace it, keep it Timid, but make the Atk IV 31.
You're free to maximize the Speed at the cost of more SpAtk, but I doubt it will be necessary -- that speed is just above Base 125 i.e. Weavile (while Dugtrio is 120).
Keep the HP as is/as high as at least the value provided, so Seismic Toss never 3HKOs.
SPECIAL WALL (Blissey) @ Expert Belt
Ability: Serene Grace
Happiness: 256
EVs: 8 HP / 248 Def / 252 SpA
Modest Nature
- Soft-Boiled
- Thunderbolt
- Flamethrower
- Ice Beam
CHARGAN
Scarf Electrode
>>31716560
assvest imposter ditto
Based Ball: check out this cancerous game
Based Ball: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530716240
in the s/m room
what the fuck is wrong with this kid?
>>31716573
average neoderp etc
>>31716573
a lot
>>31716560
*hit things immune to Electric
>>31716573
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530716240
>not trying to spread the happiness
what's wrong with you?
>>31716573
i'm 99% sure it's that based red user who shows up from time to time and says cringey things in general, probably underage or something
>>31716593
im 20 years old as of last monday. You must be jealous of how innovative I am. it's okay, i still love u
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530725145
first battle :3c
>>31716609
>>31716560
autism
>>31716657
no you are
>>31716621
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530726954
p
>>31716680
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530729877
>>31716767
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530730124
>>31716772
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530730924
>>31716407
The way I see it, if the only people who ever like me let alone love me in this world watched me die before them it makes me feel terrible and scummy to the point that no matter how much I want to kill myself the fact that I'll hurt them is even worse
If you get the courage to face your destiny then all to you but I just can't do it before my parents die
new team, if you want to champ just tell me and ill call it after i play with this team for a bit
restalk defensive fluffy bewear
something with sub and a set up move named nice status nerd
>>31716557 this but rename slidge
blood totem
tricky bug (Durant) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Truant
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Entrainment
- Toxic
- Substitute
- Iron Head
mudde
shidesteela (Celesteela) @ Leftovers
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 248 HP / 132 Atk / 128 SpD
Relaxed Nature
- Heavy Slam
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Iron Defense
>>31716813
that kind of talk always interests me. i love people who care what happens in the world after they die, do you believe in an afterlife?
>>31716876
no, i believe that when we die nothing happens, like when being given anesthesia in preparation for surgery, one second you're awake, the next second you're gone and wake up hours later-- except you don't wake up when you die.
>>31716903
this basically
>>31716903
that's even more interesting to me, why would how your parents feel affect you then?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530734425
>>31716926
because when I die my pain goes away but theirs will stay until they die.
>why would you care? you're dead
why wouldn't I care about the kind of message I leave to my parents? do I want them dying knowing they have a son that they succeeded in raising to adulthood or do I want them dying knowing they were failures that blame themselves every day for not seeing how broken I am?
only edgy nihilist teenagers who read too much nietzsche think that nothing matters after you die anyways.
>>31716941
but thats what you want when you're alive, it might be edgy but you said it yourself that nothing happens when you die. you wont feel guilty either way
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530735686
>>31716964
>you won't feel guilty either way
so? It still matters to me how my parents feel. I don't care if I won't feel anything after I die.
>>31716980
that seems really confusing to me and i'm sorry you have to deal with that.
>>31716964
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530738725
new team please
a specs weedle that is actually a rhyperior named actually a rhyperior
with any Z
fierce andy (Aggron) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Heavy Metal
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Block
- Curse
- Substitute
- Heavy Slam
george
pick one of BOOM BOOM/snips/blood waifu
cutiefly with fairy wind only
>>31717101
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how bout slidge
>>31717114
sorry no slidge :c
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530742140
>>31717133
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530744069
>>31717173
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530746430
Daddy George (Tangrowth) (M) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Chlorophyll
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Knock Off
- Toxic
- Leech Seed
- Giga Drain
just in case people wanted it
>>31717260
NO ONE WANTS IT. THERE IS ONLY GEORGE.
>>31717229
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530748968
if someone drew george and co fanart i would cry tears of joy
>>31717296
and so ends season one of george:the anime
new champ
may i
ROUND 2 FOR GEORGE
please use slidge
fierce andy again desu
magnet rise excadrill
Chandelure (M) @ Firium Z
IVs: 0 Atk
EVs: 252 SpA / 6 SpD / 252 Spe
Ability: Flash Fire
Level: 100
Timid Nature
- Fire Blast
- Sunny Day
- Solar Beam
- Shadow Ball
Chesnaught
alakazam, mega optional
Swanna
>>31717360
With Electrium Z
>>31717373
is z-magnet rise allowed in ou?
>>31717401
should be. Only one way to find out lol
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530751716
its an anomaly
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530752618
>tfw the tale of george and friends will be lost to the sands of time and not a single fanart will ever be made
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530752973
>>31717439
someone put a request in the drawfag thread for this lmao
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530754410
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530756134
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530757057
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530758392
NEW CHAMP
i could champ, but instead of doing that, i won't.
>>31717720
this tbph
>>31717720
i could champ but i'm shit at pokemon so everyone would hate me and insult me until i call new champ out of shame.
me or CHARGAN
new bread desu
A jojo reference
Sonic (Lycanroc-Midnight) (M) @ Flyinium Z
Ability: No Guard
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 1 Atk
- Hidden Power [Flying]
No other moves allowed
an assist cade
>>31717745
chimecho
Eevee @ Eevium Z
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Last Resort
- Protect
184 days in a tomb
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530763913
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-530767722
>>31717906
>>31717906
>>31717906
+++ New New New +++