pokewaifu thread
>>31710580
We're not starting off well
School-Girl Regice << Pink Ribbon Steelix
your waifu is trash
>>31710675
What do you mean?
All you plebian tier tastes. I thought more of you /vp/Why have one when she can be all
>>31710580Fakemon make the best waifus
>>31710580
Seal wife.
>>31710832
>ever wanting her to be someone else instead of loving her true form all the time
How could you?
>>31711049
sexy as fuck
>>31710580
>>31710710
>jokes
>>31710675
>>31710832
>>31710853
>>31711912
>>31711953
>being a furry
>>31710850
what
>>31711049
>genital mutilation
M I N E
>>31712038
Faggot.
>>31712038
>genital mutilation
you right, id mutilate that pussy
>>31712071
oh please it wasn't even that extensive
>>31712038
Regice is canonically a good waifu though, she's Regigigas' favorite.
>>31712222
The quads has spoken.
>>31710580
I need to use a Regice and name itRamiel
>>31712222
Quads don't lie
>>31712233
>>31712222
>>31710580
>>31712038
>calling people furries in a pokewaifu thread
>>31712070
T H I C C
There's enough snek to share
>>31712338
Even if there is, I don't want to share. I want enormous snake to be all mine.
>>31712070
>>31712347
https://youtu.be/SADeA3tKEms
>>31712303
can somebody edit the speed bubble out?
>>31712368
speech*
>>31712338
No.
There is enough toeat.
>>31712070
M I N E
>>31712426
I would say that we should have them fight for dominance but they're too busy having bellies the size of a truck.
Ifhehad an Australian accent, I'd do anything to behis
>>31712267
That kiss in the movie gave a weird boner as a kid, latias was cute
>>31710580
>>31710710
I see we're posting out-of-the-norm pokewaifus.
>>31710850
I concur.
>>31712070
>>31712771
Keep exercising snorlax, you'll get there one day..
There's enough love to go around
>>31713357
I'd love to see Zangoose and Seviper in silly slapstick shorts like with Wild E Coyote and Roadrunner.
>>31710580
>thicc schoolgirl regice
Nice
>>31713541
No glad she didn't end up as electric fairy because fluff seems to equal fairy to GF but strangely not mega absol either.
Lugia a cute
I want to impregnate her!
>not posting big girl 4 you?
r8 my wife
>>31715579
wife/wife
>>31715579
Cute goth loli/10
Needs more love
>>31710580
Very ice wife.
>>31715782
this is my wife
Posting chart because I dont have good safe art of pangoro or tyrantrum.
>>31715853
Here's the chart if anybody else wants it.
Try finding a better legendary waifu
Go on I'll wait
Pro tip:You can't
>tfw no good lewds
>>31710580
>>31715968
Why would you want to hear this in bed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSMQYDYBALY
>>31715871
>>31715853
Are the waifus the ones in the red squares?
>>31715994
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>31716001
Yup.
Roach wife
>>31715994yes
>>31710580
>>31711953
>>31712267
>>31714274
>>31714713
>>31715587
>>31715819
>>31715887
>>31715968
>>31716058
>waifuing legendaries
>Implying they'd waste their important time with your sorry ass.
>>31716172
Literally none of those legendaries do anything important.
Also stop mass replying you faggot.
>>31716172
Each copy of the game is a different universe, I can have any legendary Pokewaifu as I want.
>>31715887
Happiness Charge!
>no one waifus your favourite mon
Good. It does not deserve such degeneracy.
>>31716396Post it.
>>31716396
Post it, so that I can laugh at you
>>31716396
You haven't dug deep enough
Every Pokemon is waifu-ed, even 100% male ones and minerals
>>31715853
>Klefki
>Heatmor
>Relicanth
>Chesnaught
What the fuck anon?
>>31716396
>lying
>>31717422
>not waifuing Breastnaught
>>31712070
Can I claim dibs on snek, too?
r8 pls
>>31718133
She is a cute
>>31716195
I just evolved my mareanie, toxapex is cute too
>>31718090
I love snek too
>>31717422
I was more concerned with hippowdon
>>31718812
thicc
>>31718133
Has maidragon gone too far?
>>31717422
>>31718812
I like the idea of romancing object mons. I'd think it would be cute.
What these anons said >>31717457
>>31718812
I tend to like big girls, Chesnaught and Hippowdon defiantly fit that catagory. Pick related, and for Relicanth....I'm not sure what to say. Except I like unusual romance, if that wasn't already obvious. And Ruby was the first Pokemon game I played the whole way through and played the most of. So that probably has somthing to do with it.
>>31717457
Chesnaught is beautiful the way she is! Delete this!!
>>31719261
Chesnaught is ugly
>>31720024
you are ugly
chesnaught is perfect
>>31720298
You forgot the off model breasts anon.
>>31720661
Forgive me, Anon.
>>31719261
autist
>>31721066
Electrode is beautiful the way she is! Delete this!!
>>31716403
>>31716410
>>31717319
unsurprisingly, anon never delivered.
Probably was some bugmon he though of, bugfags are the people most prone to think nobody but them likes their favorite bug.
Post pokemon in maid outfits
>>31721354
Anon, don't you know? Waifus are only attractive if they have exaggerated feminine features.
>>31721075
>putting tits on a Pokemon
>>31721075
>>31721953
>>31721963
can't we just let people put or not put whatever they want on their waifus? we're all still degenerates at the end of the day.
>>31721983
I'm just screwing around. And I agree with you.
>>31721838
>>31722421
t h i c c
>>31720298
honestly, I would.
>>31710580
cute Froslass
>102 Replies
>No meloetta
>>31724940
>complaining without contributing
Kys
>>31723658why are queens in maid outfits so hot?
>>31715887
Only legendary waifu that could remotely compete with Lunala that come to mind are either Xerneas or fug or you count that.
>>31726649
Has there been an update to this since Sun and Moon?
>>31726958
Who would you want to add?
>>31727319
I'd say florges, lurantis, tsareena, leavanny, delphox/braixen, one of the oricorio types, primarina, salazzle, and pheromosa would be the most likely candidates.
Would Pheromosa be a good babysitter?
>>31727436
I get the feeling someone would want Lunala added.
>>31715871
rate me
>>31727737
what's wrong with regular sandslash?
>>31727769
Really isn't as appealing as the ice version
>>31727797
Why? the ice version is so slugish and fat though, is it the palette? I like it too, but I don't see how you can like one and not the other
>>31727839
I think it may have to do with the fact that my alolan sandslash was female and most of the time I used regular sandslash, it was male.
I just view the regular one more masculine, like Primeape or Arbok.
>tfw no one else likes your waifu
>>31728556
Oh please, there's tons of waifufags who love this thing. people either hate or waifu toxapex, I've yet to see any middle ground.
>>31712447
Let me guess, Animalympics?
>>31728612
I hope you're right, because Toxapex is cute. Too bad there's not many good lewds though.
>>31728630
Not sure if that image is meant to be lewd
>>31728779_no
>>31712447
Waifus can't be male
If you were forced to which Mon would younot___
>>31729823
Male only mons. That's about it.
>>31729823
"Blob" mons and objectmons
aegislash is cute!
>>31729872
How the hell do you make a sword cute?
>>31713684
>Fluff = Fairy
>most fluffy Fairies are Fairy for other obvious reasons, such as Whimsicott being a typical prankster fey and Swirlix's fairy floss joke
>the only Fairy that is so and has no reasonable excuse is Mega Altaria
>there are far more non-Fairy fluffymons anyways than Fairy ones
What did anon mean by this?
>>31715994
>Regi-ice
This upsets me much more than it should.
>>31730363
Dunno, but it's pretty cute in-game too, though.
>>31731210
The funny part is, you're not wrong. Why make him/her so cute in game I'lol never know.
>>31731549
At least we have an entire evolutionary line of a bunch of possessed swords being adorable.
>>31731655
>possessed swords
>adorable
Yeah didn't expect those two to go together at all. But in the case of Aegislash, it does.
>>31731909
>didn't expect those two to go together at all
Same thing can be said for a lot of pokemon, really.
Especially with the objectmons.
>>31732218
That's very true.
>not one instance of Gardevoir
Is /vp/ trying to hard to be contrarian again?
>>31732388
On one hand I'm asking myself "why is Deoxys in a maid outfit?" On the other hand, I'm asking myself "why not attack form?"
>>31732446
Gardevoir is a gateway waifu. Most people will have her as their first waifu and then move on to more kinky pokemon that suit their specific taste more.
>>31732525
I dunno I think Gardevoir will probably always be my favorite. Not that there aren't other good choices. Most of em have already been posted even.I think anyway, I don't remember seeing Weavile.
>>31732742
I am actually suprised no one has posted Weavile now that you mention it.
>>31732742
>>31733494
Mah niggas.
>>31727737
8/10 Not bad anon. A bit heavy on the meme-fu's but then again they're meme-fu's for a reason.
If you had to choose one waifu per gen which would you choose?
I imagine gens 1, 4 and 7 should be the hardest to choose from
>>31735098
Fuck this is difficult
Vaporeon
Scizor
Milotic or Absol
Weavile
Serperior
Sylveon
Lunala
This is my waifu, I love her
>>31735098
Charizard
Ampharos
Blaziken
Roserade
Whimsicott
Florges
Ribombee
>>31732446
When has it ever been non-contrarian
>>31735205Godly taste desu
>>31736123
Thanks anon.
>>31732446
Gardevoir is still one of my favorites and is tied with Blaziken for being the first pokemon I waifu.
>>31735098
There's a lot to choose from but if I had to pick:
>Charizard
>Scizor
>Gardevoir
>Garchomp
>Serperior
>Florges
>Primarina
>>31735098
>4
You're joking, right?
>>31737014
Like half the crossgen evos were waifus.
>>31712038
>not being a furry
>browsing /vp/
Look at this fucking loser.
Oh, another cringe thread?
>>31737014
>Weavile
>Lopunny
>Floatzel
>Roserade
>Garchomp
>Lucario
>Leafeon
>Glaceon
>Froslass
Are you joking?
>>31735098
Vaporeon
Ampharos
Flygon
Porygon-Z
Serperior
Delphox
Dhelmise
>>31737244
Dialga and Palkia too.
>>31737186
Adding on to this
>vespiqueen
>mismagius
>gliscor
>the pixie trio
>cresselia
>manaphy
>skymin
>giratina
People say gen 7 had an overabundance of waifus, but gen 4 had even more.
>>31735098
This was difficult but,
Machoke
Typhlosion
Taillow
Drifblim
Scrafty
Pangoro
Salazzle
>>31735205
>>31736777
>>31735205
Good taste
>>31735098
>Vaporeon
>Ampharos
>Milotic
>Glaceon
>Serperior
>Delphox
>Lurantis
>official release never
>>31712347
I fucking need more big Serperior and Milotic please give me everything you have
2cute
>>31738574
Give it a month or two.
>>31729852
>"Blob" mons
What do mean?
>>31737256
gen 4 was the gen GF tried to see how subtle they could go with waifumons
On gen 7 they gave up on being subtle
>>31735214
God tier taste
>>31735098
Lapras
Ampharos
Latias
Togekiss
Audino/Serperior
Goodra
Primarina
>>31713541
Ampharos is a underrated waifu
Cindy
>>31740248
I guess he means things like muk, although there aren't many other "blob" mons I can think of
>>31741440
give stats
>>31741453
They're not very high but she's the one for me.
>>31741772
Degenerate as fuck question, but what key word would I use to find images like this that aren't porn by any stretch of the imagination, yet somewhat suggestive?
>>31741861
Ecchi also check out /e/
>>31742150
I think they'd send this thread to /trash/ if it went there
>>31737805
>Machoke
>Scrafty
>Pangoro
>waifus
Cinccino is perfection.
>>31743068
>muscle girl
>punk girl
>muscle/thicc girl
Not even that hard to see
claimed
>>31743651
That's a weird looking Typhlosion
All the other images I have are too lewd
>>31743948
Meant for >>31743919
>>31743068
>he doesn't know about all those hot as fuck fem Scrafty lewds.
>>31743254
my nigga
Page 10 it's not Good
>>31749761
Can DK be waifu?
Alright anons, you can pick only one (1) pokemon to waifu for the rest of your life. Who do you pick?
>>31749932
She by far
>>31749932
Not even a contest.
>>31750714
Did this with a friend last thread
> Red is his
> Blue is mine
> Purple is both
Rate respective tastes
>>31715871I want to create the ultimate furfag chart outta this.
>>31750983
Do it
>>31750815
You have a cool friend. You both have good taste.
>>31750815
Meant to reply to >>31715871
>>31750815
>Magnezone
>Muk
How?
>>31750983
Now I did.Not sure if accurate, however.
>>31751233
>>31751884
>Rape
>>/out/
>>31751948
It's not rape if he wants it
>>31750714
My nigga
R8