This is your daughter now

I have to constantly call the cops to arrest the men trying to have sex with my underage child.

>>31705601
>>31705605
I go to jail

I want to fuck my child

>>31705601
It gets a bit spooky, considering that she's a Ghost type trainer.

Also, this means I have an outlet for my needs. Otherwise, the plushies are all I have.

A man needs to cry too you know.

>>31705601
I do not like child so I would be badfather.

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>>31705601
I become a grandpa at a pretty young age.

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I question where I went wrong by letting her become a cat person.

I'm probably dead

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>>31705771
>not knowing that cat girls are best girls

>>31705601
I don't have money to look after a child, I'd have to put her up for adoption.

I drop out of college 2 months before graduating so I can take up 2 jobs and support my child and giver her the best possible education and upbringing I can afford. Cry at her graduation.

>>31705771
Says the crazy Meowth man.

>>31705601
>don't remember having sex with a white woman
>still gotta raise her loli cat daughter
Well, at least I'm still not Anthony Birch.

>>31705601
>get a job at mcdonalds for some money
>go to college
>study law
>acquire an internship at local law firm
>rise through the ranks
>become successful lawyer
>enroll myself into a political party
>run for mayor
>be mayor
>end of term
>run for congress
>end of term
>run for senate
>end of term
>run for governor of my state
>end of term
>run for president of united states
>be president
>legalize incest
>fuck my daughter daily with a fiery passion

>>31705601
she commits suicide to escape all my dank ass dad puns

>>31705601
Shit...I mean if im being paid to be her father sure. But if not..I'd have alot to explain to my family.

>>31706579
it is legal to fuck if of age and you can marry in certain states.

fuck her everyday

my child got some milk constantly

>>31705601
>daughter is older than you

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>>31705601
Official Top 5 Acerola body parts:
5: Acerola's feet. They're cute. They're warm. They're just the right size. I can't say enough good things about them.
4: Acerola's hair. It has the perfect length and color, you'll never get bored of looking at it. The smell is also amazing. I wonder what kind of shampoo she uses? And don't get me started on the fluffiness.
3: Acerola's hands. You won't believe how skilled she is with her cute, little fingers. When she gives you a massage, you'll feel like you're going to heaven.
2: Acerola's belly. It's the very definition of softness. If she lets you touch it, consider yourself lucky, because you're in for a treat. The area around the bellybutton is especially recommended.
1: Acerola's eyes. They shine brighter than the stars on a clear night. Gazing into them at a candlelight dinner will make you forget about all your worries and take you to a world of warmth and comfiness. But make sure not to get lost in them, because you'll have to make the most out of your date with Acerola, the cutest girl in the world.

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>>31707694
>[CONCERN]

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>>31707694
Jesus

>>31707752
>>31707768
Which part of the list do you disagree with?

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>>31707912

>>31707694
I really wonder what sort of people write stuff like this originally. Are they being genuine, and this is really what they think about and how they feel?

Are they intentionally dialling up the autismo in the hopes that other anons will repost it?
What sort of response is someone even looking for when they write something like this?

>>31708060
They ironically feel that way.

>>31705601
I marry her momma.

>>31705601
She is now pregnant with our daughter

>>31705601
I get jail time, a broken family and a mentally, emotionally disturbed daughter

I get to eat cheese Pizza everyday if you know what I mean

>>31707694
Reminder that even though she is fake if you posting this and are an adult. You are a pedophile.

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>>31707694

>>31711657
It's not sexual though?

I take creepshots of my daughter's feet!

She reminds me too much of Sachiko so I can't do anything but love her from a dimension of distance.

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>>31705601
I start questioning my sanity since I don't recall ever coming close to having a chance of knocking someone up, much less when I was ten years old.

>>31705601
I get an excuse to make Dad jokes.

>>31705601
Not so much, she's old enough to take care of herself anyway, except I can still get hugs and "I love yous" from her.

Id prolly give her away

>>31711719
Did you not see their pic?

>>31707694
you need Jesus

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>>31705601

>>31705601
Ruined

>>31705601
I go to jail for strangling men who want to sexually assault my underage daughter.

>>31715771
D.va is much better than acelora