ITT: Trigger /vp/

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I'm triggered

>HuffPo
That alone triggers me

SuMo

ooh wee I am beyond okay. Im gonna scream here. here I go. here comes the shrill cries from the depths of the hell dimension.

Ah.

>>31703257
Heh heh heh. You're the reason I call it SuMo.

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I know this will trigger some of you spergs and haters. Stay mad.

>>31703368
???????????

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Never fails

Verlisify

>>31703368
>>31703413
This is more silly then anything

>>31703411
I am still mad, even when i never did that trade

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>>31703368
You got me. I honestly feel disgusted when I see other people's nicknamed pokemon. There is nothing wrong with it but it's like an inside joke that even when I understand it I don't care in the least. I did it once and didn't mind the nicknames but when I took a break from the game I lost touch with the nicknamed pokemon and didn't want anything to do with them.

It's hard to explain but every time I see a nicknamed pokemon it's like the person who it belongs to is forcing me to listen to the worst anecdote imaginable.

>>31703260
Whoa there cowboy, calm down.

>>31703734
I think you need actual medical help, holy shit.

I wanna cum inside giratina

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>>31703860
Who doesn't?

>>31703860
I'm triggered by the fact that you thought this was triggering.

Daily reminder no Crystal re-make ever ever as well as Blue since Green got re-made but Blue didn't make the cut also no Yellow re-make ever ever, eShop port don't count, and Platinum will have a very low chance to make the cut for a re-make. Hell in 2019 Black & White might not get re-makes till the next Pokémon anniversary.

hey i know this isn't exactly the right thread but it triggers me so i don't care but anyway i was taking a shit earlier and i got horny and ended up grabbing the shit and drawing a hitlerstache and those tribal paint lines on my cheeks and now i can't get the smell off, any suggestions?

He who must not be named.

BTW, I haven't seen him for a few days so maybe it's over.

>>31703860
How is this triggering? Giratina is a popular waifu.

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>>31703115
Not a trigger but I hope that one anon sees this.

>>31703960
saw them earlier, they're still around. also, shut up.

>>31703960
*she

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>>31703411
I actually fell for that when I was a kid and did not understand why Haunter didn't evolve

>>31703979
but goodra doesnt trigger me.
but fuck that one poster.

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Friendly reminder that, regardless of who your bro is, there's dozens of people in this board RIGHT NOW that want to fuck it/get fucked by it, and that every time you post an image of them, regardless of context, somebody gets turned on.

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>>31703257

>>31703432
For the longest time I thought it was "verisify" and not "verLisify", and that name now sounds so bad, phonetically it's painful to read or say
That L triggers me more than that faggot ever will.

>>31704175
mmm look at that bun
what do you think her paws smell like?

>>31704087
>when I was a kid
MOOODS

>>31704207
Maybe kid was wrong word, I was 14 when it came out

>>31704207
>D/P was almost 11 years ago
Really makes you think

>>31704175
I'd say only about a half dozen people here want to fuck my bro. And at least they're getting some form of enjoyment out of my images, so I don't mind. I even save cropped porn of him because I think it's funny.

>>31703115
>Ash
>Games
Nothing triggers me more than this.

>>31704195
>mfw I've been saying "versilify"

>>31703960
>>31704222
there he is

>>31704059
Alright Loyd

>>31704222
>31704222
>222
>2
>2
>2

>>31703926
>implying that wasn't what i was going for.
Y-yeah totally went for that.

>>31704221
Who is your bro?

Waifufags and husbandofags

>>31704222
Agreed.

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Lillie is the single best character Pokemon made, and a great character in general. This is a fact. She will always be super popular and get many cameos, regardless of your feelings.

>Trumpets

>>31704222
I... actually agree
A broken clock really IS right twice a day

>>31704264
How is this supposed to trigger me?

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>>31704237

Pikachu is cuter than all the waifumons in SuMo combined

>>31704175
>Someone wants to fuck Galvantula

>>31704222
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

>>31704278
Hey, that's me!

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>>31704207
>People who played R/S/E when they were kids are now adults
>People who played D/P when they were kids are now adults

>>31704278
>implying people don't want to fuck a qt spider
there's tons of bugfruckers in this board, why do you think araquanid was ever popular?

>>31704264
Should've said Zinnia.

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>>31703734

>>31703734
>I lost touch with the nicknamed pokemon and didn't want anything to do with them.
...but there's a name rater that can just delete the names and set the pokemon species as the name instead.

>>31703734

if I see someone ask for a Pokemon with no nickname, I'll send them a nicknamed one just because.

even if it's just named "No Nickname".

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>>31704276

>>31704278
I'm not saying I waifu the thing, but if it asked me to fuck it I would

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>>31704322
Good shit.

>>31704276
>He doesn't know the big boy/clever girl meme
come on anon, rotom lusts for you throughout your whole journey

>>31704223
You're not the only one, friendo

>>31704334
No anon you got it wrong
"Gardefags"

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>>31704347
Yeah, but most people sadly don't return its affection. Besides, Rotomdex/Aether Employee is clearly endgame.

>>31704175
>bronzor

>>31704269
3rd gen had great music. Fuck off.

>>31704391
no pokemon is pure
somebody wants that thicc heatproof metal body

>>31704273
AHA I GET IT, LIKE GENDERS RIGHT?

>>31704346
What type would Rotom-Vibrator be?

>>31704706
Either Electric/Fairy or Electric/Dragon, depending on the shape.

>>31703411
I grew to really love that Haunter, one of the best bros I ever had in all games.

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>>31703910
>They still aren't real
Sun and Moon was just a prank right? Gamefreak is gonna bust out the curtains, show us the camera and give us the real Sun and Moon, right?

Your favorite gen/region/pokemon game is SHIT!

>>31704685
...no

>>31704207
nice1 m8

>>31704222
>Ash-Greninja exists in the games
>Thus making Ash canon

You mad?

>>31704714
>Electric/dragon
Every shape of a dragon pokemon dick

>>31703115
>pokemon go
>roselia

>ash
>game
if you don't know anything about it! then don't write an article about it!

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I want to watch Olivia burst into tears as I break out with her and make out with Lele right in front of her!

>>31706204
The best part is, I've fapped to Lele much more than Olivia, so it is accurate.

I already saw a woman named Roselia. I also saw a singer named Lairon.

I'm brazilian, so I'm used to see weird names btw

>>31704349
Same here.

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I don't see the problem here. Roselia line is great and anyone who likes it has good taste.

>>31706246
BR here. Unrelated but Valdisnei cracks me up every time.
Coworker told me about a girl he knew called Madeinusa, I'll let you jog your nogging on that one.

>>31704440
He's so pure.

>>31703115
>Pokemon GO
>says the name of a gen 3 mon
>which isn't in GO yet

>game's most famous Pokémon trainer
>Ash
>game's
>Ash

>>31703115
>Pokémon Go name, as if there are no other Pokémon games
>the game's most famous Pokémon trainer: Ash
>implying Ash is present in any of the games, including Go

Yet they did take the effort to look up that Roselia is the 'thorn Pokémon'. But that's reporting these days: do everything half-assed.

Internet journalists should be culled, they contribute nothing to society. I dated one and she had awful opinions, believed she was an expert on everything and had all sorts of psychological issues. The problem is that literally everyone can be a 'journalist' these days, the only requirement is being female and being loud about your opinions. Fact checking and proper research is unfortunately a thing of the past.

>>31703115
>people are naming their sons after.a constant failure at life
>ash is still the most known human character

But yeah, the way pokemon go has "susbstituted" pokemon in culture bothers me too.

>>31704972
>pokemon never had a cross canon reference
>implying ash greninja was the first
>implying worlds champions or shokotan are canon in the ganes

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>"Oh you finally reached level 50 on plaza? here have a one star facility"

>>31706312
But he's in Pokémon Puzzle League.

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In XY every Pokémon that received stat boosts received +10, but Pikachu received +20 and were redirected to Defense and Sp. Defense.

Swampert received Damp as HA in Gen 5, the Gen that nerfed Self-Destruct and Explosion. Even in Gen 7 no changes has been made to Damp, making it totally useless.

Heliolisk, a Pokémon that depends heavily on weather, was introduced on Gen 6, the Gen that nerfed weather.

Wimpod line has two exclusive abilities, and both are the same ability with different names.

XY introduced Fairy Gem but only the Normal Gem has been available in normal gameplay.

Dhelmise, a Grass/Ghost-type Pokémon that has three STABs thanks to Steelworker, is less used than a starter with the same typing.

Lurantis and Tsareena are pure Grass-types with the same role and almost the same stats (high Attack, low Speed, and unexisting bulk), but Lurantis is completely outclassed because its stats are lower than Tsareena. The worst part is that both were introduced in the same Gen and weren't version exclusives.

No National Dex in SuMo.

Staraptor has the record of being the Pokémon with the most time in BL.

Darmanitan Zen. Is the hardest Pokémon to use: Darmanitan has High HP but 35 in both defenses, high Attack, almost non existant Sp. Attack, and decent Speed. Darmanitan Zen has its Attack and Sp. Attack swapped, high bulk but low Speed, and gains the Psychic-type for no reason. To active Zen Mode it requires to lost half of your HP or lost a moveslot using Belly Drum (which boost an offensive stat you won't use makes that any Pokémon with Play Foul ends your Darmanitan Zen)

>>31703233
This.

>>31706930
>Staraptor has the record of being the Pokémon with the most time in BL.
This is all I needed
fuck, it hurts so bad.

>>31704175
I wanna fuck my bro too though. Gengar is for lewd.

>>31704440
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE I SEE IN THERE?

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>>31704175
Even mine?

>>31707136
There's someone out there for U, anon

>>31707136
I've seen tons of waifu threads discussing the many ways unown can pleasure you

Quite frankly, I bet there's more people who want to fuck unonw than people who think of unown as a bro.

>>31706930
>Dhelmise, a Grass/Ghost-type Pokémon that has three STABs thanks to Steelworker, is less used than a starter with the same typing.
I don't even like Dhelmise, but is it used less than Decidueye because Owlfags want to force Decidueye into OU or because it's genuinely worse?

>>31704175
I've probably fapped to my top five anyway, so I'm alright.

>>31706930
>XY introduced Fairy Gem but only the Normal Gem has been available in normal gameplay.

>Diancie is a gem themed Rock/Fairy type
>its original movie event distro had a gem as its hold item
>it was the Normal Gem

>>31706930
you sound like a bulbapedia trivia page

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>>31704440
My fucking sides

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>>31704059
Go fuck yourself.

>>31706480
Well, you got me.
Fuck that fat fucker and everything he stands for.

>>31704440
Ah yes, tilefucker, one of the unholy weird-as-fuck-fetish trifecta.

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>>31704175
But that's gay.

>>31707166
Genuinely. Decidueye is not fantastic, but it's pretty decent to use in UU with SD + Sinister Arrow Raid (don't believe the "nu-male" posters, they want to trigger the annoying fans or themselves) and Tsareena is just a better rapid spinner. Starmie, Latias and Empoleon are just better hazard removers/setters. It simply has no nieche in UU and the lack of recovery REALLY hurts.

>>31703115
>reading huffington post
Why?

>>31706264
In terms of 'how much I want to fuck it'
Roselia > Budew > Roserade

>>31708667
I'm glad decidueye didn't end up with the slow frail mixed attacked meme, and that primarina is doing well in UU (last I heard).

I still wish incineroar wasn't dogshit.

>>31708649
anon, gays are the first people in line to do this shit to your bros

>>31704264
This only slightly triggers me because I like Emma better, but Lillie is cute too.
At least you didn't say Zinnia

>>31703734
It's important to nickname the more rare pokemon to fuck up people guessing what types they are. When you give a name like "Rocky" to a Cofigrigus, people often aren't sure it's a Ghost or think it's a weird mix. Despite the current moves in Sun/Moon telling you if it's effective or not, a lot of people won't check all their pokemon in the minute they have to attack and will be inclined to make fucked-up choices.

Name all your squirtles Pikachu

>>31706286
>>31706312
The point is, media people believe that Go is a reboot of the franchise.

I simply don't want too catch them all, there's too many of them.

Smogon is good

>>31708970
Please post the full picture so I can get triggered properly

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why do you fuckers sexualize everything

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>>31709210

>>31709210
Aw fuck, those bedroom eyes.

>in-game name is Ash
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>31706930
>>Dhelmise, a Grass/Ghost-type Pokémon that has three STABs thanks to Steelworker, is less used than a starter with the same typing.

It's the most atrocious SE coverage you could build with three types, short of using Bug.

>>31711327
Bump

>>31711693
Bump

>>31704222
All the 2 memes trigger me

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>>31703233
>HuffPo
>SuMo
LiPo

>>31712499
Bump