Would you /vp/?

>>31686250
yeah why not

>>31686250
If I can cross between the two worlds then fuck it yea, I'm not really losing anything in the process.

>>31686250
Fuck no, I don't want to risk getting infected with the jobber curse.

>>31686250
I'd just kill him while he is sleeping. Easy.

>No specifics on how you'll travel with Ash
>Tie him up and gag him
>Keep him in a cage in the back of my car

Perfect

>>31686269
Have fun carrying his dead corpse around

>>31686280
What if I feed it to my Pokemon?

You act like it would be a bad thing. If Ash wants to job that's his business, otherwise he seems like he'd be alright to hang out with, and he's perpetually surrounded by chicks.

>>31686250
Sure.
It doesn't say how long I have to travel with him
:^)

>>31686250
Yeah, Ash is alright. If I travel with him you'd be bound to meet a fuck ton of legendary, plus after a region you'd part ways.

>>31686288
>Feeding your Pokemon "pasta e Fag-ioli"
That's literally abuse

>>31686250
Sure. He's a nice guy and is my childhood hero. Why not?

Ash will eventually throw me to the side when it's time for the next region so...

>>31686302
This, it wouldn't even be that bad

>>31686250
Of course. If he ever gets annoying, I'll just BTFO all his pokemon through sheer type advantage and not-shit strats.
If he keeps it up, though, I'll break his will by defeating him every time and fucking all the girls he has any romantic interest in.

>teach ass not to job so hard

You've got great mons. Holy shit just use them properly.

>>31686250
>yes
>be faller
>cuck ash 24/7
>ultra beast bait
>cuck ash out of champ title of alola

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>>31686250
Just incinerate him and put in a jar.
You're now travelling with Ash.

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>>31686388

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>>31686250
Fuck yeah. There are literally no downsides here. Ash is mostly annoying because of how much everyone sucks his dick and how much of a retard he is. I won't suck him and would call him a retard if he's being retarded. I can fix his problem. My presence alone fixes Ash. I get to travel with an otherwise friendly guy who will constantly let me meet Legendaries. Why would I refuse?

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>>31686388

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>>31686388

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>>31686388
Turning Ash into ash is a pretty good way too go about it.

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>>31686388

>>31686388
Put me in le eric screencap

>>31687478
but you should use a reaction pic

>>31686250
Obviously.
I can be a filler character for about 3 episodes, like Richie.
Then I can do whatever the fuck I want in that world.

>>31686388
edgy

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Okay, and what if it was with Team Rocket instead?

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>>31686334
This guy gets it. It'd be no worse than hanging to hang around with an over-eager kid brother for a while. It might even be fun.

>>31686250
Fuck yes. You're basically losing nothing. Hell, maybe you could teach Ash a thing or two.

>>31689134
lewd things?

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>>31686388
>power of one intensifies

>>31686387
That would be the only good thing too do

What's the downside in this? Ofc i would go

>>31686250
Yes
Ash meets hot chicks all the time

>>31689338
you mean little girls

Are there recreational drugs/alcohol in the pokemon world?

>>31686250
>multigen Pokeworld with no timeskips or age gaps
>but Loli Misty, 10yo Serena, no Leafs, Rosas, Hildas or Chickens

>>31689351
Yes like I said
Hot chicks

>>31689376
You are not me
>>31689351
No I mean hot chicks, like his mom

>>31689748
No, i am me

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>>31686250
I fucking despise Ash but I love pokemon more so I guess I'd be okay with it. I could even try to teach him to not suck at battling but he'd just forget everything anyway. At the very least I could kick his ass and take another league victory from him for shits and giggles.

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>>31686388

>>31689774
Sam I am

Absolutely. Ash seems like a great friend to have.

>>31690117
Are you serious?

>>31686250
Hell yeah, he's not a bad person to travel with and I could get one of the many girls he always ignores, he wouldn't even mind.

>>31690147
No, I am Sam

>>31690367
Stop it bro, its not dunny anymore, I AM SAM

>>31689161
Was thinking more along the lines of battling, but you can hold his hand if you wish, Anon.

>>31687755
Probably more fun than travelling with Ash

>>31686388
W E L P

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>>31690391
Then why don't you take a bit

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>>31686250
If you get the pokemon on your current team then yes, Ash would bow to the might of my Mew and Arceus and be baffled that I caught legends.

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>>31686388

>>31686265
>jobber curse
?

>>31686302
>>31686326
This is a great point, Ash is gonna ditch your ass in a few years so why not.

Plus you could steal all his bitches.

>>31686315
This, everyone here hates Ash so much but he was the coolest guy I could imagine growing up I named my character Ash until I got platinum

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I sure would.
>Ash accidentally falls into a volcano
Whoops.

>>31686250

It'd probably be cool for a while, that is until he gets depressed by getting overshadowed by some guy who popped up out of nowhere.

Maybe he'll get fed up and just dump me off somewhere.

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>>31686250
>and fuck all of his female companions he doesn't care about
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

>>31692459
Best... idea... ever!

>>31686302
Fucking this. Literally no downsides.

I would press the button straightaway

>>31686280
That's the beauty of cremation

So you can travel with ash

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>>31686388
Ash BTFO forever

Sure. I could be his rival and body him in front of the girls to make him look like a giant loser. Every. Single. Day.

OR, I actually teach him how to win and make it possible for him to end the anime-curse.

But like, which Ash?

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>>31686250
Ash is cute, so why not?

Of course, best case scenario I would say goodbye at the end of kanto

>>31696453

>Teach him how to battle properly
>He ignores you and puts his faith in the power of friendship
>Loses the league again
>Leaves you to travel in the next region
>You stay at Oaks
>Befriend his Pokémon and teach them how to battle properly
>Go to the next region and beat him in the league with his own mon.