Showderp: FLAVOR OF THE MONTH edition

i want to be in citizen snips

>>31684820
i want to be in you qt
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529443126

Is this the worst thing about /vp/?

looks like im champ XD

gib mons

after 6-7 hours, it's finally happening

N E W C H A M P

>>31684854
probably

me or bugchasette

wtf hacker (Unfezant) (F) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Super Luck
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Pluck
- U-turn
- Return
- Roost

a pokemon with the same Atk stat (after EVs/IVs) than the request above me

donnel skorupi

probopass (ultimate)

Aipom, you can choose the set

>>31684877
>Modest
I meant Timid

chatot

caterpie

>>31684887
im making it jolly because im pretty sure thats what you actually mean

>>31684895
Yeah. I really need some sleep

looks like im champ XD

gib mons

>>31684913
scarf night daze zoroark w/o trick

>>31684913
specs weedle

>>31684913
hellfrog

>>31684913
AV Cosmog

>>31684879

>>31684913
Rhyperior with EQ, Magnitude and Earth Power

>>31684913
champ

>>31684918
>>31684921
>>31684927
>>31684933
>>31684937
>>31684940
team

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529448203

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529450462

who the fuck called the cops

ava testing ou: hey uh can i please have someone take action against my opponent, come check my battle, he's just rolling random shit and calling me names if i am judging correctly >_>

10 lines from salamiparty hidden.

10 freakin lines

L M A O
M
A
O

ALL YA'LL NIGGAS GOT B& YO

ENJOY YOUR MEMES, HOMOSEXUAL SCUM

>52 lines hidden
I guess I deserved it

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529454462

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529458291

i'll be back

>>31685134
ok see you later

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529461408

please reply to my post before i go to sleep
kthanks

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>>31685183

>>31685183
good night

>>31685183
good night

>>31685183
Good morning!

guys my sister just came back home crying after drinking with her friends and she won't tell me what happened what do I do

>>31685288

tell her about these sweet dubs

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gimme a new team

snorlax

rest
curse
sleep talk
giga impact

uggh muh mold (Excadrill) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Mold Breaker
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Earthquake
- Iron Head
- Rock Slide
- Rapid Spin

Champ is cute! (Octillery) (F) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Sniper
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Focus Energy
- Bullet Seed
- Rock Blast
- Waterfall

I may be b& but at least I can still suggest specs weedle

healing bate (Gliscor) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 252 HP / 184 Def / 72 SpD
Impish Nature
- Fling
- Thief
- Roost
- whatever you want

try to steal some lefties

>>31685310
arcanine

tiny fucken alien if AG

or Funsharp if OU

Butterfree

physical meloetta

thunderdoge

>>31685310
we won?
>>31685311
>>31685312
>>31685313
>>31685314
>>31685315
>>31685317
??????????????????????????

>>31685288
tell her to check my digits

>>31685296
>>31685334
Just give up

>>31685334
better luck next time anon!

>>31685345
i'm only the second one though

i cant use funsharp so i'll use the butterfree suggested after it instead

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529470427

>>31685354

whats the problem with funsharp?

>>31685354
You can't just skip suggestions. Funsharp isn't illegal.

>>31684854
try opening the catalog for a second

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529474005

>>31685434
Impeaching this faggot champ for skipping a suggestion. Give me a team.

>>31685439
av cosmog

>>31685439
band caterpie

av cosmeom

>>31685439
band caterpie

>>31685439
funsharp

weedle

>>31685439
av cosmoem

free pick from lc named ok

>>31685439
neo champ

>>31685445
>>31685449
>>31685450
>>31685453
>>31685454
>>31685457
his incredible team

greninja ninjutsu: uh i are in a fuck

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529476515

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>>31685288
She told her friends how much she loves you and they started calling her a sicko for loving a relative. You must now console her and cuddle her in the way only siblings can do.
Sweet vanilla

greninja ninjutsu: i are impreached today *v*
these are very important quotes

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529478449

i'd appreciate a strawpoll here on who should be champ between me and impeacher since it's technically a valid impeach but there's some animosity toward him given the team he got suggested

greninja ninjutsu: uh i are in a fuck
greninja ninjutsu: i are impreached today *v*
greninja ninjutsu: ronald tumps are is fuck
greninja ninjutsu: your imprached

to be fair, champ DID skip a suggestion

>>31685532

>>31685532
just keep champing, fuck the impeacher

>>31685532
You're champ. But I'm impeaching the other champ that doesn't know how to stall using spire

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529480099

>>31685559
>he actually thinks hes still champing

champs should fight each other, winner gets to be champ
y/n

new champ

>>31685569
me

funsharp

>>31685573
specs weedle xd

mega scizor

scolipede

>>31685569
av ditto

HE BEEN DABBIN

>>31685573
Alolan Marrowak

have a free meme

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>>31685573
The first day of Kwanzaa
>>31685578
>>31685580
>>31685584
>>31685587
>>31685589
>>31685590
What the flying fuck is Kwanzaa?

>>31685616
a jewish trick

>>31685589
You realize that you didn't call Limber, right?

>>31685646

why would it be limber? that would make no sense xD

>>31685646
Yes this was on purpose. Didn't want to give champ a shitmon.

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it seems perhaps you folks in bread did not understand my funny joke

new team

scarf caterpie with only string shot named my membre

>>31685578

Clamb Clamb (Huntail) @ Leftovers
Ability: Water Veil
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Coil
- Clamp
- Rest
- Sleep Talk

meloetta

mega cizor

>>31685684
specs weedle

assault vest scatterbug named cummies

>>31685684
People actually defend this.

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>>31685685
>>31685686
>>31685690
>>31685696
ok i think i get it. you guys are happy that i skipped funsharp and want me to continue champing for as long as possible?

>>31685708
Yes.

while we wait for this guy to fuck off, come watch an all star showderp team!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529486375

Moe Mentum

Is showdown dead?

>>31685734
too much faggotry crashed the server

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529487311

skipped funsharp

>>31685721
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529486620

>>31685746
>>31685748
what the fuck is going on

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>>31685750

>>31685750
The e-Police doesn't like me so he's impeaching without actually taking a suggested team because last attempted impeacher got a shitty team and he can't take the heat but he still likes to whine and try and steal the spotlight.

imo

>>31685748
Stop posting your battles faggot, you're ruining the bot

>>31685750
I'm giving people an alternative to watch while we wait for the attentionwhore to fuck off
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529488186

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>>31685760
ew roomfags

>>31685762
You're fucking up the bot in room because you want to be a childish faggot. Now fuck off.

>>31685762
could this be the most neoderp impeachment of all time

>>31685762
An Alternative™?

Don't post battles in bread if you aren't willing to take a suggested team

>>31685773
>>31685776

eat shit roomfags lmao

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7suckmypenis-4201337

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-42069420

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529488888

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7randombattle-529489580

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-529489613

damn i love this shitting up the thread with random battles meme xdddddddddddddd

>>31685787
>>31685797
>>31685802
>>31685808
>>31685813
Great, NOW what the fuck is going on

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-roomfagsbtfo-6902311441

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>>31685816
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-yaseethin-8008135

>Dyxia still lurks here

>>31685832
>>31685822
fyi fake battle formats dont get posted by stretcher

>>31685839
dyxia was never gone

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529491421

>>31685841
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-implyingigiveafuck-7

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-6902311441i'm not lawful make this pussy stop talking you're not one of the gods you're one of the god awfuls

panic

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stop posting fake battles or else

>>31685867

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-2

>>31685855
haha ok calm down edge lord

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Please do not post battles unless you are champ.

Thank you.

Repeated instances of imitating champ will result in
1: Bullying
2: Hurt Feelings
3: A smack on the penis
4: No ice cream for a week.

>>31685884
haha can you smack me on the penis even though im the real deal haha

>>31685884
>3: A smack on the penis
i want this

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Good night champ

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>>31685876
consider yourself gone

you are imprached

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>AT LEAST 90% of showderp is gay
what the FUCK
how did this many degenerates unintentionally come together?

>>31685937
it all comes together

>>31685937
shiinotic is my least favorite pokemon of any gen

gimme a (You) for another free champ fact

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>>31685937
kys yourself

>>31685947

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>>31685947
you wan sum dontcha yer slut

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>>31685937
we're actually all girls.

You would know that if you hang out more often tee hee :3c

>>31685937
delete this

who was champ

>>31685981
Champ is still regifairy

>>31685981
me, give me a team

>>31685989
specs weedle

Snips

>>31685989
choice band cosmog hahahhaah

>>31685989
scarf night daze zoroark w/o trick

>>31685989
specs cosmoem

>>31685989
specs vivillon

>>31685994
>>31686000
>>31686002
>>31686005
>>31686007
Due to the amount of trolls and shitmon suggestions, my new champing guidelines are effective immediately next battle.

New team: 20 minimum baneposts/compliments within the hour

baneposts/compliments must reach 50 to champ past 1 hour

Trolls: instant /modchat on

Complimenting drone opponents: instant /modchat on
Offensive usernames (champ is lamp, git gud, elibump, etc): instant /modchat on

First battle no modchat
3rd battle modchat after 10 turns
5th battle modchat after 5 turns

In addition, if I see a shitmon, I WILL convert it to something actually usable. I'm tired of fat fucks giving me trash pokemon and then complaining when I can't win
Don't think that you're hot shit for posting the epic "lol specs weedle xDDDDDD :^)))))" suggestion for the 1000th time because that shit is NOT going on my team
Thank the trolls for my rules
Watch & enjoy

>>31686011
specs weedle named bane

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529496882

>>31686011
oh shit I'm sorry

mega pinsir named crash plane xdd

>>31686011
y-you don't know if I'm fat....!

252hp/252+spdef assvest scizor

>>31686011
Very good rules have a landorus-therian

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>>31686011

>>31686011
I didn't know LTG was still a meme

>cannot connect to any games
Th-thanks

>>31686084
blame zarel

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new champ but it has to be roxle

me or FRICKING weedle lol

I'm OU (Chansey) @ Eviolite
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Def
Adamant Nature
- Power-Up Punch
- Last Resort
- Defense Curl
- Soft-Boiled

Unown with HP psychic named AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

toxapex

free pick from gen 6 ou that isn't ou gen 7

free pick named ASS

vivllon

funsharp

muscle band dwebble

me but i need six mins to make blogfast

>>31686117
or
>>31686127

mewnium mew

>>31686116

thunderdoge

>>31686138
the other one out of those two

>>31686114

>>31686011
Fuck off neoderp.

>>31686175
is neoderp calling oldderp neoderp the new hot meme of 2017?

>>31686185
>he thinks neoderp calling oldderp neoderp is a new meme
t. neoderp

>>31686011
>muh trolling
>muh sensitivities
>>>/r/eddit

>>31686175
>>31686197
I truly cannot tell whether the two of you are serious right now.

>>31686203
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building now, sorry for the wait

>>31686175
>>31686197
get that ass modchatted

>>31686011
>I will decide my own team
Then don't champ, attention whore.

>>31686215
Fuck (You)

>>31686217
Nigga don't request a shitmon, it's that easy

>>31686217
then don't give me shitmon
thank the trolls for my rules

>>31686011
>G-Give me OU: the team or I won't champ
What a scrub

>>31686234
>I can't request le ebin AV Cosmoem and now I'm angery

>>31686233
>m-muh trolls
Where the fuck do you think you are honey?

>>31686243
>honey
my mother-in-law's

>>31686239
>Projecting this hard.

>I can't win with one or two shitmons in my team so I'll throw a tantrum

ITT: Everyone merely pretends to be retarded

>>31686248
>meme arrowing projecting meme
>proceeds to project with meme arrows
Pottery

>>31686247
Does she have a femenine penis?

>>31686252
MERELY
pretending

>>31686155
it's been 15 mins folks

is roxle the MASTER of trolling?

>>31686243
trolling/bullying is bad, baby

>>31686252
Not everyone, just the silly and bitchy "champ">>31686267

showderp is about ___________

>>31686272
the friends we made along the way

or specs weedle

>>31686272
rusecruses

>>31686272
___________

>>31686267
>it fell for the bullying meme
Bullying is an excuse made up by faggots who can't start to defend themselves.

https://twitter.com/Cocky_Sparrow/status/821582449683509248
you guys just got fucking beb'd on LMAO
LET'S ROCK
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529506690

Since when did shoedrip get so cancerous ?

is showdown kill for anyone else

>>31686321
Since tumblr started leaking in.

>>31686333
>M-muh Tumblr boogeyman
Next you're gonna blame /pol/

>>31686329
Yep, Zarel a shit.

>>31686345
>/pol/
>bad
>In Eugenics Simulator:The Game's board
(You)

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529509806
this will be my last metal gear game

Roxle's rating: 1079 → 1111
(+32 for winning)

quads nevar 4get

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New champ, fun as always! Take care!

me or a dog

pure powa (Jirachi)
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Doom Desire
- Draco Meteor
- Thunder
- Future Sight
item of your choosing. Also can change evs/nature

muscle band dwebble

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Champ's fave mon of rolled type

muscle band crustle

Meme of the day

the turtle fossil

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529513882

>>31686502
>>31686504
>>31686507
>>31686511
>>31686516
>>31686518
>Two steels, three rocks, and a ground
Hi Steven

>>31686500
clamp

>>31686502
>>31686504
>>31686507
>>31686511
>>31686516
>>31686518
cramps

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>>31686011

where's the FUCKING BATTLE, champ?

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>mfw the sheer amount of newfruits falling to obvious copypasta

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529518293

Is showdown dying for anyone else right now?

>>31686011
GET THAT ASS BANNED

>>31686734
ya i cant connect

>>31686734
zarel accidentally permabanned himself so now he doesn't have the auth necessary to reset the server. therefore the server is lagging since it's been like 12 days since server was reset

>>31686820
Is this fucking real.

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529520992

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529526043

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529526939

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529528026

new team of memes

>>31686507
reroll

something that reminds of your favourite showderpian

scarf night daze zoroark w/o trick

Hoge

kicks

shuckle

Hammer
>>31687229

Nails
>>31687230
>>31687231
>>31687233
>>31687241
>>31687245
>>31687246

>>31687255
Man drawing a comparison between champ and his six Pokemon

>>31687229
A Naruto reference

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529532019

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ZAAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEEL

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529534713

>>31686011
shaking my fucking head

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529536586

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529541747

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529545987

new clampo champo

me or golem

FREE (Medicham)

a sexy bruxish

http://dogars.org/set/3379

A-Raichu named after Champ's favourite syrup flavor!

Jirachi or Tapu lele

Z-Sandstorm Excadrill

We are the crystal (Necrozma) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Prism Armor
EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Power Gem
- Flash Cannon
- Prismatic Laser
- Hidden Power [Fire]

*angry moth noises* (Volcarona) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Swarm
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Quiver Dance
- Fire Blast/Fiery Dance/Flamethrower
- Bug Buzz
- Hidden Power [Ground]

Pyukumuku @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
IVs: 0 Atk
- Swagger
- Psych Up
- Recover
- Baton Pass

add your own EVs

baton pass something

champ hurry

>Couldn't connect to server!

ZAREL

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529551827

>>31687906
same

>>31687906
me too thanks

>>31687906
me three desu

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529553973

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529555625

Is Smogon retarded? The Alolan Marowak page have his movepool with move tutor only attacks and you can't evolve a Kalosean Cubone into a Alolan Marowak.

is Z-Belly Drum useful on it? Marowak only needs a nice priority move to be the new Azumarill.

>>31688197
>Z-Belly Drum
You can't use the Thick Bone, that would be retarded.

>>31688197
cubone evolves into alolan cubone in alola regardless of origin iirc

new champ

Me or

big fucken hoge (Mamoswine) @ Choice Band
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Ice Shard
- Earthquake
- Iron Head
- Icicle Crash

a silvally with a ruse name

Kings Rock

level 99 ditto no item

special lando-t

Umbreon @ Leftovers
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Mean Look
- Yawn
- Protect
- Dream Eater

calm mind tapu koko

>>31688434
marowak

>>31688434

use that

A+ Tapu Counter (Steelix) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Sassy Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Curse
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Gyro Ball

>>31688435
I recommend Silvally-Fighting named Silvally–Fire or the classic flying/steel ruse

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529568960

Can't we just move to an alternative server?

Gimme a good set for the based Bewear.

>>31688636
choice specs

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529574073

>>31688593
who is we?

>>31688778
Me, you, and him.

>>31688197
Cubone will always evolve into Alolan Marowak in Alola, idiot. It's only things that start out as regional variants, like Meowth, that don't.

is showdown kill?

>>31688888

>>31688999
>>31688999
>>31688999
new

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-529580590

>>31689002

worst bread yet

>>31689079
worst post yet