If /vp/ was a school:

>>31680033
-Retarded
-Literally none
-Verlisify cause everyone hates him

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>>31680033
>/vp/

Perhaps you should have rethought the setting.

>>31680033
>be me
>go to new experimental school made by /vp/
>walk in
>hear loud autistic screeching
>somebody screaming "TWO GENDERS JIMBA" at a printed picture of Jimmy Neutron
>off to a great start already
>walk by janitors closet
>the janitor is fucking a hot pocket
>go to class
>teacher walks in
>more autistic screeching
>teacher apparently having a seizure because somebody insulted his waifu
>over the intercom somebody screams "diaper beam lol"
>a sound louder than Thor's mighty thundering chariot erupts from the entire school
>it's everybody screaming lol
>several hours of pure, unfiltered autism later
>leave the school and shoot self

>>31680121
lol

>>31680080
This is perfect

>>31680121
Kek couldn't said it better myself

>>31683070
couldn't have*

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>>31680121

>>31680033
Everyone lives at the school. The dorms are referred to as "Gens", and they are constantly at war. New Gens get bullied by everyone, as they get older, they finally mark their territory and are able to defend themselves.
You, under any circumstances, cannot leave the school once you enter it.

>>31683125
So kind of a Pokemon/Danganronpa crossover?

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>>31680121

>>31680033
Generals are treated as clubs, and canon discussions are the equivalent of religious discussions. Different protags as different Gods, none of whom have evidence of existence, yet people argue which one makes more sense to exist. Barring the King of Gods, Red.

>>31680121
>walk by janitors closet
>the janitor is dead
FTFY

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>>31680121

>not having malasadas for lunch

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>>31683223
unthinkable

>>31680033
>tfw failing all my classes because can't just inject

How does BURASUTO and Fug work in this setting?

>>31684137
school mascots

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>>31680121
just inject lol

>>31684137
BURASTO are Chads.
Fugs are class clowns.

ashninja fags are bully victims

>>31680121

>realise it's a containment school for crazies
>wonder what I did to belong here

Who are the shooters?

>>31684184
Would there be a giant bronze gardevoir out front?

>>31684203
Masuda

Whoops forgot to remove name from wifi general

>>31684203
donutposters

Lunch menu

- BURASTO burger
- IKUZE fries
- jelly donut
- ham sandwich
- OU juice

Every school needs a protagonist. A guy who is useless, but everyone still sucks his dick. Then he encounters some who hate him, and gets stronger as he overcomes them. Bonus points if he does something to create an outrage along the way, upsetting many.

If this was /a/, Subaru would fit this role perfectly. Ash seems to be the only choice for /vp/.

>>31680033
it would be like that pokemon dating sim game but with anons instead of male pokemon characters.

>>31680121
Good post.

Let's be honest tho,this entire site is nothing but a breeding ground for autistic memelords.

>>31684243
Anabel's period blood.