Fuck being a human being. Humans suck. I wanna be a pokemon so

>>31672421
cringy kinda but ok

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Have you tried killing yourself? You never know what form is awaiting you in death.

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Cringe thread?

>>31672421
i dont think you understand how radiation works

>>31672421
It would probably destroy the environment and no longer be livable.

>>31672421
>get's boobs for a spit moment

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>>31672421
You'd probably grow bored of that shit after a few days once the novelty wears off and you start to miss the way things were like the Internet and this horrible website.

...or you'd be dead from lethal doses of radiation because you obviously have no idea how that shit works. Either way, everything's horrible and you're horrible.

>>31672421
People like you make me wish for nuclear war.

>>31672421
You do realize Pokemon that are transformed from other things become specific Pokemon, right? Like toxic runoff becomes Muk? You wouldn't get a random assortment of cute :3 yiffy :3 canids :3c you'd get Mutalor, the Melted Flesh Pokemon, Poison/Fire with the Perpetual Agony ability. Or some shit like that.

>>31672421
Why does he get tits

>>31672452
male human turned into a female (male) leafeon

leaf stones now change genders...

>>31672547
What will it evolve into?

>>31672682
sounds like a monkeys paw wish
>become a cute girl that everyone loves
>but your also a pokemon

In some circles there is no downside.

>>31672421
i actually wouldn't mind this happening

>>31672743
I'd be fine with this depending on the Pokemon desu
>cute girl everyone loves
>but you're a machamp
>everyone loves you because they think you're a boy

>not just wanting to fuck a pokemon

having a qt snorlax gf would be more interesting than being a pokemon

>>31672835
me neither

...Learn to lucid dream then