Meanwhile in the Offices of Team Flare....

>>31663272
What is it that we do again?

>>31663318
We're planning to kill all the Pokémon and most of the people on our planet.

>>31663318
I don't know and I really don't care, I'm here cause I want to fuck Bryony.

The boss sure loves Jojo, doesn't he? I mean those outfits, those poses, I didn't know this cult would be this retarded when I joined it

>>31663411
Be grateful least we don't dress like the retards from team Plazma,

>>31663272
TED! For the last time turn off "I'm too sexy" on your stereo or so help me God I will have Pyroar Boomburst your cubicle.

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>>31663397
Not before me!

>>31663516
Eat a dick Frank! It's a lot better than that EDM crap you listen to.

>>31663503
I don't know, I think I would rather have a bowl cut than this shit. Luckily I'm bald so I got an admin promotion because our human recourse is more concerned about fashion than function.

>>31663379
Why?

>>31663647
We're an organization in a region with some dumb legends. What else do we have to do?

>>31663272
How the hell are we supposed to make the world more beautiful?

>>31663687
By killing everyone other than us in it. How else?

>>31663687
The most fashionable people will be the only survivors, you tell me.

>>31663665
Well. We are rich right? Why don't we just put our money together and make a gated community instead of trying to kill everyone and everything. I don't really want to kill my pokemon.

Besides how the fuck are we supposed to live if there's only like a hundred of us?

>>31663397

>not wanting a foursome with all the scientists.

>>31663738
Eugenics, we just mass breed the most beautiful of the survivors.

>>31663758
That would end in nothing but imbreds. Then who would be the doctor who solves those issues?
Fuck this I'm joining Team rocket, At least they have the right Idea. Money and power.

Alright, which one of you leaked Project Y?

>>31663787
Not if you do it right, I mean we made dog type pokemon.
>>31664002
I heard it was Frank in accounting.

>>31663397
Even Lysandre and Xerosic can't remember which one that is.

>>31664020
I bet you are the one who dropped the key.

>>31664050
This coming from the guy who left guard duty to chase after some kid.

>>31664011
Of course it would be Frank.

>>31663272
Team Skull wuz here, your all lossers.

Hey maybe we shouldn't mess with the God of Destruction. Just saying.

>>31664150
That's why we're messing with the God of Creation, idiot

>>31664150
>>31664308
Why not mess with both? What could go wrong?

>>31664129
In my defense that girl was hot.

>>31664317
Dont let Lysander hear that. The last thing we need to do is give the boss any more crazy ideas

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>>31664340
Speaking of crazy ideas, what is up with our uniforms?

>>31664337
She was underage

>>31664635
Yeah, that's just wrong

Guys send help I'm trapped in the janitors closet on the 3rd floor!

>>31666645
Again?
someone give me the key.

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Why does Xerosic have those gloves anyways?
Does he just stick his hands up the grunts' behinds?

>>31666755
don't bring it up man

>>31666733
Don't let Frank out, pretty sure somebody locked him in for letting Project Y slip.

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Is it bad I wanna fuck Malva?

What was the point of raiding that cave for fossils again?

>>31666923
lysandre thought old pokemon were more beautiful than the ones alive today

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Fuck off you lying faggots

I hate all of you

>>31666938
see you at the next Christmas party

>>31666938
t. the charizardfag that Lysandre duped

>>31666937
but how were we even going to revive them? None of the technology we have does that.

>>31666975
I think it was more so the ugly people couldn't have them

>>31666923
I read the briefing for that mission, it was literally:
Fossils=Rocks
Rocks=Something Something Mega Evolution

Does anyone else think the logo looks like a snivy with its mouth open?

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>>31663272
What is this, team flaming homos? lmao

SEE YA LOSERS

>>31667085
Who let this flithy thug into our base?

>>31667096
don't worry, when were done his kind will be no more

>>31667096
Just pay no mind to the alolan degenerates who can't even beat challenges designed for children

Guys something has bothering me. What if were the bad guys?

>>31667228
That's ridiculous.

>>31667228
What makes you think we're the bad guys?

>>31666861
Man fuck Frank, why does he still work here?

>>31668099
Because no one else bothered to show up at the job interview,

>>31664472
No, fuck you. It took my team months of non-stop working to get something that the boss approves.
Don't like it? Too bad. Either go naked or go home.

t. Head of Fashion Department.

>>31668208
I'd rather go naked, it's actually less embarrassing!

>>31668099
Because he could afford the suit.

>>31668517
Dude, everyone can afford it.It's made of the cheapest fucking material known to man.

>>31668580
That explains the garish color of it.

>>31668597
It's to hide the rash it gives you

>>31668703
Oh right, THAT.
i had to use normal clothing under the suit to avoid the rashes.

>>31664002
>>31666861
>>31663272
Okay, seriously guys, I need to know for the last time: Are we doing Project Y or Project X?

I feel like it changes every week and i'm always the last to know!

>>31669086
Neither, we're doing Project Z

>>31669086
I heard something about project Z, I don't buy it though probably gonna be canceled

>>31669086
Project W

>>31669086
Project X/Y went to the trash.
we are currently doing proyect Z

>>31669086
I heard something about Project SuMo

>>31669285
It's called project S/M you idiot.

>>31669086
We scrapped Project X. Turns out using a Pokemon with life power as a giant battery actually would've had the opposite effect of lowering the population.

>>31669362
Wow, who would've thought?

>>31669327
That makes it sound liek we're running a bondage club, stupid

>>31669391
and SuMo makes it look like we are running a sumo ring.

>>31669046
My girlfriend thought it was an STI

>>31669497
you did make sure she joined so she won't die right?

>>31669532
I don't know, she has been pressuring me to get married and if she survives, then I'll have to pop the question

>>31669046
And speaking of the uniform.
Why do we have to wear those ridiculous glasses?
you can't see jack shit with them on.

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>>31669584
The whole uniform looks terrible. Our hairstyles are absurd, our glasses and suit are solid orange, and honestly, why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

>>31669584
They're not even plexiglass like normal glasses, they're just cheap plastic.

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Everyone freeze! This is the LCPD!

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>>31670086
We cool, we're all cool here, just all law abiding citizens here....all being cool.

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>>31670135
Oh really? Then why is your boss over there talking with Sycamore about mass genocide and "purging this world of the selfish"? Seems pretty fishy, if you ask me.

>>31670223
you know Malva? You know the Malva!
Elite 4 extraordinaire and news caster. She'll vouch for us

>>31670223
.....He's drunk

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Hey, I just found this thing in a bag over by the train station.

Can we, like, do anything useful with it?

>>31670824
It looks like a purple shit. Put it back where you found it.

>>31670824
Put it back in the bag

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How do you do, fellow Flare Scientists?

>>31663614
Bowl cut is Galactic, retard.

Guys, I got a good news and a bad news.

Good news is, the FD head just jumped out the window. So anyone with taste should quickly apply for that position, just so we can get out of this horrible outfit.

Bad news is, I think I misplaced his Flying Pokemon. So can someone get Nurse Jenny here?

>>31671918
maybe now we can have comfy uniforms like team aqua

>>31670824
That depends. Is it a stylish bag?

>>31671941
>comfy
>team aqua
Pick one.


Although, I won't mind seeing the female members in them.

>>31673259
Maybe we can go for something skintight for the female grunts

>>31669385
Anyone with two functioning brain cells?

>>31671719
Get out of our office, you traitor.

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I have some pics...
You want more?
it's 40000 Pokemon Dollar

>>31675288
delet

>>31670223
What could possibly make you think Lysandre has any association with Team Flare?

>>31675288
That's clearly photoshopped

>>31675335
The hair?

>>31679228
But Team Flare admins are bald.

>>31679246
Where do you think all of the hair went?

>>31673731
I've already put an application in for the job.

Pushing for a summer uniform too.

>>31680279
It's being saved for Project H.

>>31680608
How many fucking project does this damn team have?

>>31673223
Not really

>>31680631
The main project goes from A to Z.
Then there's the backup that goes from AA to AZ, continues to BA and so on until ZZ.
Then there's the backup-backup project. AAA, AAB, etc until ZZZ.

By the way guys, still trapped here. Send help please? I really need to go number two.

>>31681391
No, you rot in that closet

>>31680608
And what's that project about?

>>31682182
Makes everyone beautiful by giving them the same hair color and the same hairstyle as us grunts.

Too bad the boss loves his Pyroar style too much, so that project got scrapped.

So why are we raiding a Pokeball Factory? Can't we like buy tons of balls with the funds of our admission fee to Flare?

I mean the money has to go SOMEWHERE, right?

>>31682418
Goes towards the boss' hair care products