Pic related is now your sister.

>successful
>travels a lot
>good at a sport but also a strong battler
>newly made E4 member
>constantly overshadowed by Kahili

If shes my sister, does that mean I'm rich like she is?

idk prolly be in a rich family

I have no qualms about mooching off my successful anime sister

Feels good

everyone's lives would be marginally better, including hers
she'd be out golfing and making loads of money instead of moping around and being a sensitive goth weeb and terrorizing our little brother

>>31659373
It means you get to fuck her everynight

>>31659322
Fuck, does that mean I married my sister???

>>31659514
As much as I would love to fuck her if we are brother and sister it's a no go. But honest talk I would love to have a sister preferably a smaller one so I can spoil her.

>>31659760
>He doesn't want to cum inside his sexy sister

Are you gay?

>>31659322
Older or younger? It'll be nice to have another girl in the family though

>>31659322
>plays golf
disowned

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>>31659322
>have my ballsack wrecked with a golf club every night as I'm tied naked to a chair
Not much, really

>>31660180
No I'm not an autist

>>31659322
>Don't give a piss about golf
>Rich enough to travel the world
>Be the Pokeverse version of the 50 shades of Grey guy.

>>31659322
Stepsister?

>>31660531
>not an autist
>on /vp/
Come on son

>>31659760
>But honest talk I would love to have a sister
It's always a grass is always greener thing with siblings. Making friends with in laws is probably the best option.

>>31659364
Sounds about right

Plus I'll have a sister finally.

>>31659322
Bless me father for I have sinned

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>>31659760
>Not letting your sister give you her sexual teachings personally

Do you got stones in your weiner hole?

>>31661319
>Incest

Disgusting. You do not belong here.

>>31661436
ummm...

>people wanting a younger sister

ayy lamo

not in the 12-17 age range you don't fuckers

>>31661436
>Incest
>asked to leave 4chan

What alternate dimension am I in

>>31663370
fuck off

>>31663112
>Kahili
>12-17

>means im a hotel heir as
Well

Yeah im gonna have kanto hooker /pokecrack parties

Hopefully she can teach me to golf well

>>31663112
You got some experience?

>>31659322
I would sneak into her room when she was out and look through her closet to find out once and for all if she wears shorts or skirts

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>>31665154
get rekt

>>31665154
>pedophilia
I bet my sweet ass it was just a fucking loli

>>31665154
>>31666535
>>31667162
How is this relevant to the thread

>>31659322
I would have a sister that I didn't hate.

>>31659364
>>31659449
This and incest.

>>31667162
>implying loli is not pedophilia

>>31659322
Does having her as a sister imply that I now live in a world of Pokemon?

'Cause that would probably be the biggest change to my life.