Surprised nobody put up a thread yet
Post those longmons
>>31658428
Hatched a near flawless feebas that I already evolved into a milotic(female) at the end of my shift today, her mother was my marvel scale milotic that I have used in gen 5 and 6, seeing my old aces give birth to high IV offspring that are ranked legal is the best feeling.
>>31658428
>>31658428
>>31658496
have any spare breedjects?
>>31658655
yeah, I have a 4 IV female with 31s in both defenses, speed and special attack, want me to name it anything? put a paras or something named longboys on gts and ask for a feebas. Also, I don't have any extra prism scales, so you'll have to take care of that onyour own
>>31658700
oh, and she has mirror coat and dragon pulse, forgot to mention that
>>31658655
Do you still want this feebas? only see a jap paras on gts
>>31658757
ahh wait for a while
can it be any random mon?
>>31658774
yeah, just post what it is here and name it longboys
>>31658777
Level 18 Drowzee named Longboys
ign: Marty
>>31658795
sent
>>31658801
thanks, it'll definitely be a help if i'd breed for a milotic
Shy snek
>>31658822
no problem
>>31658836
Man, i'm probably selfish for begging in a thread like this but do you also have a spare HA snivy?
>>31658857
I do, you already know my IGN, so do you have any more drowzees before I ask for one?
>>31658872
actually, just put up a drowzee, a snivy is probably going to get sniped if I ask for a drowzee for one
>>31658872
Can I put a female spinda instead? What should I name it? Also, do you have a female HA?
>>31658897
just name it longboys again since I'll notice it right away, and yes, I have a female, she odesn't have any egg moves though
>>31658909
Name it Vivia
I already put it up
>>31658933
sent, just know that you will need to use a bottle cap for her speed if you plan on using her, and I have no idea what her HP type is
>>31658952
Again and again, thanks much mate. I don't compe that much but thanks nonetheless
>>31659013
did you mean to post this in /shw/?
Franzisnek
Best snek coming through
>>31659564
my nigga
>>31658496
>>31659478
Best noodle
>>31659607
I barely see you guys mention zygarde in these snake treads, do you not value it because it may not look at comfy as the others? or is it because it turns into optimus prime
>>31660618
We don't have as much Zygarde fanart.
But if you do, you're free to post them.
I did not realize how much ofgentlemanSerperior was til now.
After a week and a half, I finally bred a perfect 6 IV female contrary Snivy. It was a pain in the ass. I never got a shiny in the process. Making more of the fuckers would be easier now, but I don't want to have to see any more Snivy eggs for a long time.
Bump for interest
Best day of the week.
>>31661120
>>31663680
But where are the legs?
Does this cutie count as a snek?
>>31665030
Yeah
>>31665131
Yay
>>31665030
Snek bros 4 lyfe
I'm going to post Rayquaza then
Courtesy of a drawfriend from a day or two ago
>>31665647
Trainers are NOT for eating!
>>31665674
Who said anything about eating? She just wants to give her trainer a hug. Nothing to see here.
>>31665674
Is just kissu my dude
Milotic is big! BIG!
How does this keep getting buried? Last week was way more active.
>>31666505
But never big enough.
>>31666860
Last week I actively contributed, today I was busy so I didn't. That's why.
>>31665674
Well how else is a snek to dispose of one once they've outlived their usefulness? Sure, the snek could just leave, but they'd be useful one last time as a filling meal.
>>31667086
They should be honored, really. Getting to live on forever as part of those endless bulging coils is the greatest reward one could ask for.
>>31667086
>>31667120
>>31667132
At least it's conversation.
>>31658456
Master? What are you doing this to me?
>>31667120
>endless
Under a half dozen meters of coil, isn't it?
Unless you mean endless like timeless, in which case I find the concept of an immortal Pokemon who likes to find themselves a Trainer whenever the last one... leaves them rather charming and bittersweet.Even without the vore stuff.
>>31667178
I mean both timeless and endless; Serperior drains life force from its targets using Giga Drain to sustain itself. This lets it live on in perpetuity like a serpent devouring its own tail, but all of that excess life force has to go SOMEWHERE. So it naturally goes straight to the coils, meaning you end up with a huge ancient snake that finds new targets to harvest for both entertainment and sustenance. You won't need to trade your soul for power, just your blood and flesh.
>>31666505
The biggest and bestest snek
>>31667251
> <Old man, are you sure about this? I hold no ire towards you, as I have most other... donors.>
>"Listen, lass. I know you might have experience being alive, but what you don't have is experience being OLD."
>"I've got that in spades, and I've not been fortunate in it. No kids to spend time with, can't say my body's holding up like it used to, and ever since that Team Plasma incident, I'm not one to own Pokemon."
> <But still, isn't there->
>"And, look at you. Picture of health, you look like. What would I do with the time I've left? Putter around, rarely stray far from home, maybe throw breadcrumbs at the local Pidgeys. You, though? You look raring to go for an adventure, the kind I wish I'd sprung for in my youth."
> <...well. Far be it for me to turn down someone so willing. My grip is not too tight, I hope?>
>"You're fine, lass."
> <Thank you. Now please, relax...>
>>31667478
Thank you for satisfying my extremely specific fetish. You're good at it.
Badass little snek
>>31665030
It's more of a snake than Milotic is so yes.
>>31667960
What? Rayquaza has arms and can fly. I think that's way less snakey than Milotic, which not only lacks arms but also lives in water, which are both traits that can apply to snakes.
>>31667535
Honestly, I had completely forgotten that sort of thing is a fetish.
>>31667251
>>31667478
>you glare at the uniformed grunt
>he's not even looking at you
>he's scowling at the Houndour laying unconscious against the wall
> <Human. Tell me where the exit is, and I may yet spare you.>
>the grunt throws a pokeball at you and runs
>a red light shines above you, and his other pokemon - a KO'd Raticate - appears in front of you
>scowling in annoyance, you smoothly guide your body around the obstacle and give chase
>he flees down a long, empty hallway
>leaves fly out, digging into his back and scattering all along the floor
>he stumbles, and a few of the leaves form a solid loop around his foot
>he goes down hard, and is still trying to release himself when you reach him
>loop by loop, your grassy coils surround him
>weak little human muscles press out against your hold on him
>your forked tongue flickers out, and you smile to yourself
>the air tastes like fear
> <You'll be helpful in a different way, now. Any last words?>
>fear leads to anger
>"Your puny Trainer's probably dead, bitch! Rotting in the basement of this facil-"
>you cover his mouth with one of your vines
>hopefully he's lying, your current trainer is very nice
>and it can be such a hassle to find a new one
>well, enough playing with your food
>you focus on your long, slender body
>feeling your energy, weighing his against it
>such a pitiful quantity compared to the verdant sea of your own life
>but, a meal's a meal
>you open yourself to accept the surrounding energy
>and pull
>an invigorating green glow surrounds you, filling you with delicious life force
>you hold your coils tighter together, feeling the fearful tension in his body drain away
>soon, the grunt is but a lifeless husk
>you uncoil, and with a flick of your tail send it carelessly into the room you fought him in
>time to go find your Trainer, dead or alive
>and woe betide any grunt who tries to stop you
swiggety swek here comes the snek
>>31667086
>>31667120
>>31667251
>>31667478
>>31668144
God has abandoned us
>>31669565
I nominate sneks to fill in as a pantheon (unfortunately I mostly only have grass snek, and xcom snek which isn't a pokemon)
>>31668144
>your forked tongue flickers out, and you smile to yourself
>the air tastes like fear
Ooohoho. That's a good one. Felt chills there.
>>31669583
Cute
>You are married to the sexiest and most nicest Snek you ever married!
>you want to give your Snek wife a present for your marriage, but don't want to give her
>What should you give her?
>>31670116
>not wanting to give her
you are a shitty husband if you can't satisfy her primal urges
>>31670116
Give her my dick
>>31670224
>snek bites your goddamn dick off
>"I think I may have misunderstood."
>>31667478
>>31668144
>>31670153
I did not expect rping when I posted that.
One last snek before bed. Don't look,she's naked.
What do you fucks think of Pokepark 2's Snivy?
Are you in the hankering forshitty fluffy fanfiction?
>>31671320
I never played pokepark, so it wouldn't make much sense to me probably
>when you just wanted some cute pictures to look at while you fantasized about cuddling a warm snek and now you want to cuddle a cold shower
>>31671454
>cold shower
why not justrelease it
>>31671454
Thirsty fags, what can you do. Just save the images and ignore all the greentext spam.
>>31671522
at least it's better than having that one guy that keeps posting vore
>tfw Milotic has significantly less degeneracy associated with it
Truly the partician's snek
>>31672011
patrician's*
I wanna draw snek, give me stuff to draw
>>31672129
A serperior setting up dual screens
>>31672156
Seconding this.
>>31672129
Trainer booping a grass snek or a kens.
bump
>ywn have a huge, warm snek to squeeze and cuddle with
end me my dudes
>>31677953
>ywn have a huge, warm snek to end you
>>31678890
Sneks are for good
Ash should have evolved Snivy
She was the best thing in B/W
>>31679477
>wanting serperior to be associated with ash
>wanting serperior to be associated with greninja levels of shitposting
I really hope you don't actually want this
It's my birthday, may I have some more Milotic pics please?
>>31679714
Happy birthday Anon.
Speaking of Ash, Back then, I always ship female Snivy with Ash.
>>31679477
I want that particular Snivy so bad. Why do they have to keep making me jealous of Ash, of all people?
>>31679915
If they wanted us to be jealous of him, damn they succeded
>>31672011
I don't think "significantly" is the best word for it, but whatever floats your boat.
>>31680105
Sorry for the small image
>>31677953
>>31678890
>snek
>warm
But they're cold-blooded. They'd feel cold to the touch.
>>31680643
that's not how being cold-blooded works you sHit
>>31680654
Really? I assumed being cold-blooded meant that they'd naturally feel cold--or at least colder than, say, a human--because they don't warm themselves up on their own and have to rely on outside heat sources for warmth. But I've never owned a snake, and I don't know too much about them overall, so I admit I might be wrong in that assumption.
Do real snakes really not feel cold, then? I'd actually like to know now.
>>31680740
They're pretty much the temperature of their surroundings. Usually warm, though, since snakes thrive best in a warm environment - ball pythons should be kept around 80F, which is noticeably warmer than the human normal room temp of mid-70s.
If your snake feels *cold* to the touch, you should recheck its habitat, make sure it's got a warm spot as well to bask in.
Essentially:
>they don't warm themselves up on their own and have to rely on outside heat sources for warmth
This is correct, but a healthy snake would still have a healthy inner temperature.That's why it's actually inaccurate if a vore writefag describes a snake's mouth as being cool to the touch.
>>31679514
And Serperior being associated with Trip and getting his figurative ass kicked by Hax-chu is much better?
>>31681033
Okay, thanks for clearing that up.
>>31681106
yes, it's better than seeing people using serperior to shit up every other thread
>>31681033I honestly can't remember ever running into a product of vore writefaggotry that described it that way.
>>31681472It's been a while since I've seen any either, and I personally avoid writing cold preds, since so much of the appeal is the nice warm belly/pussy/ballsto rest in.
>>31679714
Happy birthday!
>>31681556
>nested spoiler
Now THAT'S some degeneracy.Good taste.
>>31681649
Snek love
>>31681685
That is one happy snek. I wonder if the paint comes off if he goes into his pokeball, or if stuff like that stays put?I mean, snek does best with oral vore, but dragons are great all around...
>>31681692
sneks are very good at hugs!
>>31681692
It's the best kind of love
You know, I quite like this Seviper x Zangoose pairing for some reason.
There's something about supposedly mortal enemies acting all lovey dovey that I really like.
I guess it's just the irony aspect of it all.
>>31679714
>>31682345
Especially when Zangoose is only sorta into it but Seviper is determined to make her love him.
Good morning
>>31684657
Good morning
>>31684685
Post snek bewbs
>>31684746
don't have any, take this servine instead
have a doodle
>>31684746
Since you asked so nicely and all.
>>31684774
It's very well done, and it's awfully cute too. Thank you very much indeed.
What a cute snek
remember sneks with boobs are penises
>>31685673
No, that's Palkia.
>>31687834
cute!
>>31689244
cute indeed
chew
>>31691733
>snek
>eating apples
>>31691762
Yeah the snek should be eatingme___
>>31691781
>disguise self as an onigiri
>sit near sleeping snek
Well we're closing in on the image limit now, it's been a good week my snake loving friends
>>31691933
>implying the snek wouldn't be suspicious of the person-sized rice ball
>>31692041
>>31691933
>>31692602
I want to protect her
>>31692602
I would like to have one but I don't live next to a river.
>>31693201
I want her to protect me
>>31693815
Sounds to me like you need to move into a house near a river, then.
I want a giant snake friend!
>>31694599
we all do anon
cya, next week anons
grassnoodle
I wonder if snek pokemon trainers/owners do similar things with their sneks as people here do with theirs. Stuff like this but serpy instead: http://i.imgur.com/6ecfwSw.jpg
>>31696646
who is the artist?