You're in the club and this guys hugs your girlfriend What do?

>>31656191
Set it on fire

>>31656191
attend her funeral

>>31656237
/thread

>>31656191

Leave the club. I fucking hate clubs anyway.

Pain split

>>31656191
Join the hug by hugging him

Giga Impact

Floral heal her!

>>31656191
I don't have a girlfriend.

>>31656191
Same as I do with any possibly threatening situation,
Curl up in a ball and cry.
Haha.

I'm already dead, his moves doesn't affect me

>>31656672
>Haha.


Go back to facebook or fucking kill yourself

>>31656191
Loss my shit and use concussion to knock it out and use dream eater by eating his brain for a +8 intelligence boost.

Why isn't he hugging me instead

>>31656877
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>>31656839
This is the most autistic thing I have ever read in my entire life.

>>31656191
Mourn.

>>31656191
>anon finally works up the spine to go to a club
>anon finally works up the spine to get a girlfriend
>all to see a bear brutally crush her spine
>anon is now traumatized for the rest of his days
Such is life

>>31657296
invite him back with us and watch him make her scream

>just cuck things

>>31656191
let him fuck me and my gf

>>31657101
found the newfag!

>>31656237
Only real answer.

>>31655555

>>31656191
Congratulate the trainer on teaching it to shake hands.

>>31656191
Get a voice changer device and go do https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-XEINagmaU near it

>>31656806
you first

>>31656191
Call an ambulance

Set in search of a necromancer.