/vpmd/

>>31655849
you know full when that we'll end up doing nothing to restore your sanity
Prepare for the worst.

>>31655849
you're late :^)

>>31655849

Oh, fun, this thread. Last I saw someone made Tepig try to rape Oshawott. That was unfortunate.

>>31655849
>VPMD
que es

>>31655880
My Saberdramon refused to get fat enough to evolve for like, an hour. You can blame him.

>>31655895
Otter rape simulator

>>31655901
what digimon are you playing btw?

>>31655849
Shit, recap

Story so far: You are Ron Potter, a human who woke up one day as a Tepig. You quickly befriended Oshawott and returned with him to his village. After a scuffle with some rowdy birds, the mayor of the village saw your fighting potential and tasked you with saving the village by locating a so called 'king of the forest' in the withering forest to the north. Nobody knows who or what this king might be, but the town's seer, Xatu has foreseen this 'king's importance.
Also some rapes happened to you.

Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input with # posts. Only post AFTER the post asks for it will count. Up to 5 mins after the ask post, you can override the get with dubs. Trips can overide dubs, etc. etc.

>>31655931
The one that just came out digimon world: -next order- It's almost exactly like original digimon world game from ps1, but much improved. Having fun with it so far.

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>>31655991
Oshawott: Ron! You ran off without telling me! That was pretty rude of you. Guess you were excited to talk to Xatu, huh? Not much else over here to do anyway. Darumaka is lazing about in the grass over there. The only other thing is the scenic spot over there by the river, but it looks like ol' Treecko is over there with his bitches this morning. Anyway, guess we should talk to Xatu now, huh?

>Do you want to move the plot along? Or something else? 2 starts tonight off.

>>31656044
molest Darumaka.

>>31656044
Push Treecko off the railing

>>31656044
steal one of treeckos bitches
your choice on which

>>31655991
>It's almost exactly like original digimon world game from ps1, but much improved.
Fuck, the original digimon world is so fun, i've finished it like 3 times, i've been playing digimon world re digitize now that there's an english translation patch.

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>>31656044
>his bitches

steal them from Treecko

>>31656044

Nah, man, I gotta go see Treecko's bitches. And maybe Treecko also, I guess.

>>31656044
Throw Darumaka into the river kicking and screaming

>>31656044
meh, plot

>>31656044
Offer to trade Osha's boipucci for one of Treecko's bitches.

>>31656082
>>31656088

>2 + dubs

Both?

>>31656044
Walk past Treeko on our way to talk to Xatu and "accidentally" bump into him.

>>31656088
Tepig knows nothing but violence

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>>31656088
>You run over to pick up Darumaka and toss him in the river. How dare he be so happy looking in front of you.
>As you go to lift him, however, you find tremendous resistance fighting you. Damn, this guy must be like 100 lbs! There's no way a tiny piggy like you could lift him.

>>31656163
5 next

>>31656163
Decide to settle for molesting him instead, since you can't lift him.

>>31656067
>>31656172
this

>>31656172
Start rolling him or ask for help from OSHA

>>31656163
We need to hit the gym

>>31656163
The hand of god OP tosses darumaka into the river.

>>31656163
Pray to fug for strength.

>>31656163
Forget it and just go talk to xatu

>>31656183
re

>>31656163

Oshawott just murders him with a Water move because he knows that you won't get shit done until that happens. Then, go see 'bout those bitches.

>>31656163
Roll him like a bowling ball towards treeko.

>>31656198
Reroll

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>>31656195

>>31656199
Playtime is over
Let's visit Xatu

>>31656211
Coon trips

>>31656206
This?

>>31656172
Xatu helps us

>>31656199
winner

i've got the feeling that op is baiting us into a trap, hmm...

>>31656252
Those three by the cliff do seem awfully suspicious. I hope we can get to talk to them.

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>>31656199
>You sneak up behind Treecko and co. Erm... how exactly are you planning on 'stealing one of Treecko's bitches' here? They probably wont be too happy if you just... grab one of them.
Honestly asking here. It helps when you're more specific

>>31656292
Sniff Chikorita's butt

>>31656292
fug, I keep forgetting tonight

THREE

>>31656292
tell Treecko that they're an undercover team using him for supplies and resources

if dubs it's a reality

>>31656292

No, literally just grab one of 'em. That can't go wrong.

>>31656292
Offer to give them something special. Say the same thing to Treecko. The special thing is a cake

>>31656292
ember treecko's tail and steal that slutty popplio while je runs to the river

>>31656292
Attack treecko the rest will happen afterwards.

>>31656292
you change your mind and decide to go to Xatu, Oshawott is the only bitch you need and maybe wooper

>>31656321
re

>>31656313
It could work. Trying to secure trip 3s for this

Just give up. It's all pointless.

>>31656327
reroll

>>31656303
>>31656313
>>31656323
Should we secure any of these with dubs? Or go with the first one cause I posted first get a nice big whiff

>>31656332
re again

>>31656313
Tell him that his bitches are using him?

>>31656323
Re

>>31656327
last reroll

>>31656353
yes

>>31656313
rolling dubs for anon

>>31656377
Oh shit

>>31656377
too late, it has to be within 5 minutes from the last post

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>>31656313
>You sneak up slyly and whisper in Treecko's ear. "They're using you man. They're just in it for the money. Get out while you can."

>>31656427
Forgot the number again

>>31656439
He's not finished with the segment yet

>>31656427
>>31656439
:^):^):^):^):^)

>>31656172
you lift him anyways and drown the fucker.

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>>31656427
Treecko: Excuse me?? Deez bitches been wit me for TEN YEARS, porky. We in a loving committed relationship, ya hear??

Chickorita: Yeah, step off. Daddy Treecko is good to us!

>They seem mad. 7 next.

>>31656467
Call Treecko a nigger and punch him

>>31656467
popplio secretely has a crush on us and will start stalking us throughout the story

>>31656467
First off, sorry for this comment >>31656439

Second, use a logical argument

>>31656467
Tackle Treecko into the river.

>>31656467

You slap Treecko with you pimp cane. In the interest of avoiding a pimp war, he offers you one of his bitches, who joins your party.

>>31656467
>Popplio isn't looking at us and has said nothing

>>31656488
happening

>>31656467
Leave to see Xatu and ask him if he knows someone who sells poisons, just because

>>31656467
Tell them you were talking to Popplio, the vulnerable water type in the committed """"relationship"""""" just happening to involve two super effective grass types. If she doesn't get out of there quick, Treecko and Chika will evolve her into Brionne and sell her as a sex slave.

>>31656481
re

>>31656467
>Popplio becomes mega fug, destroyer of worlds, and kills Treecko and Chickorita

>>31656488
Noice

>>31656488
This. Popplio joins.

>>31656467
So where did you get these figurines anyway?

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>>31656522
>dubs 3 seconds after 5 minute cutoff
OP make an exception

>>31656488
>>31656488
HAPPENING. If sevens or dubs it is Popplio

>>31656538
But >>31656499

>>31656528
I've seen them on sale at a flea market near me. They're like $4 each, which I suspect is like a 1000% markup.

>>31656538
we already have a dub, and even if it was trips it's past the 5 minutes mark

If i get trips though, popplio joins the party

>>31656538

No, that was 2 seconds before the cutoff. This should win.

>>31656544

>>31656488
came first, >>31656522 was an addition

>>31656555
wew i can read times i swear

Nice trips.

>>31656560

Well, they were both me, as was these trips at >>31656555. And the second dubs was just within the five minutes, so...

>>31656553
>>31656555
you stolen my trips, but it's alright, we made it

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>>31656488
Only first dubs count. After that, only trips, or quad or w/e can counter it within the 5 minutes

>You have no pimp cane on you, or any items for that matter, so you just go and slap Treecko in the face.
>He glares at you furiously. His two bitches look down at you, with a unison 'oooooooooooh'.

Popplio: Oooh, you gon get it now little piggy!

>>31656619
>What bitch, what'chu gonna do?, i'ma fire type, i burn grass niggas like you!

>>31656619
Slap again, and again, and then rapidly punch Treecko

>>31656619
Popplio slaps Treecko in the back of the head and joins us

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>>31656619
>Oshawott suddenly jumps in front of you, waving his hands defensively
Osha: Sorry mister Treecko, we're so, so sorry. My friend didn't mean to do that. He- he's not right in the head just now, suffered a horn drill attack from a very strong Fearow last night. I'll just... take him and go...

>Treecko continues to glare at you as Oshawott backs you away.

Osha: (Listen, Ron, you don't want to get on Treecko's bad side... he can be a nice guy, but people who piss him off... well let's just say he has some 'connections.' Let's just go talk to Xatu before things get worse, what do you say?)

I already regret asking, but 0 next

>>31656481
this plus ember treecko

>>31656660

Clearly OP doesn't want anyone else joining the party for the moment, so Treecko and his bitches just randomly keel over dead, and you go do whatever will advance the plot.

>>31656660

Reroll of this please
>>31656644

>>31656660
Rub your tumy and agree with oshawott.

>>31656662
re

>>31656674
Re

>>31656665
This obviously.

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>>31656660
Popplio throws Treecko into the lake so hard that the Treecko's bones fracture

>>31656670
Dubs to secure

>>31656660
It's too late op, you knew damn well what would happen once you wrote that
>Fight and kill treecko
we got the type advantage, and he can't call for help if he's dead

>>31656660
Throw a reviver seed at treecko and walk away.

>>31656660
Kill treeko and see if one of the bitches still virgin and tell her to join the party

>>31656675
re again

>>31656670
Okay, I'm just throwing this out there because I don't want you to waste a get, but you guys only have control over Tepig. You can't just make another pokemon join you. You'd have to convince them to join you. And these guys personalities make it pretty much impossible to just up and join you. At least, not now that you slapped Treecko!

>>31656699
>Double dubs
Heeeeey!

>>31656701
reroll

>>31656710

So, >>31656665, basically?

>>31656710
Offer Treecko all our items Osha bought in exchange for Popplio. There's a shortage, so they're valuable right?

>>31656710
>And these guys personalities make it pretty much impossible to just up and join you.
You're telling me that those bitches won't acknowledge who the bigger pimp is?

>>31656721
There are people in this village who *could* join you. This trio is not in that group.
I tried to make Braviary a team member last part! If you want more team members you gotta stop attacking and/or raping everything!

>>31656741
>If you want more team members you gotta stop attacking and/or raping everything!
Wait... there are OTHER ways to get team members?

>>31656660
how about we just follow the story OP has planned for us and talk to Xatu?

>>31656660
Set fist on fire, punch through Oshawott, and then punch Treecko

>>31656741
>If you want more team members you gotta stop attacking and/or raping everything!
I'm trying OP!

>>31656762
i was about to make the same post

>>31656741
we already got wooper in our group, we're good to go, off to Xatu
but we won't stop trying to rape everything in our grasp, that is like going against Ron's nature

>>31656795
Wooper is dead

>>31656741
We can manage, as long as we have Oshawott with us we're unstoppable.

>>31656810
No, s/he fainted. That's different.

>>31656741
Can Treecko join if I get dubs?

>>31656825

Yes, but fainting so far from medical care, in the wilderness with so many predators around, is pretty much death. It may have been offscreen, but still... s/he dead, bro.

>>31656833
No
>WASTED DUBS

but popplio can

>>31656838
We're in a town, that's not the wilderness

>>31656833
I guess we'll find out.

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>>31656699
>You grab the tiny reviver seed from Oshawott that he bought on the other side of town and throw it at Treecko's feet, walking off after. You hear no complaint from behind you. Maybe he took it as a peace offering. Or an insult. You don't know but you are done with him for now. You have more important things to do.

>>31656660
Ah fuck, I'm later than usual.
Are we gonna talk to Xatu now, or what?

>>31656866
Finally, let's talk to Xatu

>>31656866
>treecko will remember that

>>31656866
Are we gonna get a map at some point, or should I try to make one?

>>31656866
We go back and punch Treecko into the river, We need a better water type than Oshawott on our team

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>>31656866
>Xatu stares at you very intently as you approach her. A few seconds of silence pass as she watches you, unblinking. She seems to be staring straight into your soul. It is unnerving.

Xatu: Tepig. Level 10. Impish nature. Friend of Oshawott. Level 11. Modest nature. I have forseen your arrival. And your impropriety with Treecko. And your... hmm...

>>31656928
>and my what?

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>>31656928
Xatu: HMMMM

You are

A human...?

>>31656948
Gasp

>>31656948
>No, i'm a tepig, are you blind or just high?

>>31656928
>Massive piggy dick.

>>31656948
...w-we're a furry, aren't we...

>>31656948
Don't tell Gengar, or we're all fucked.

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>>31656948
Oshawott: A human! Ron, why didn't you tell me? Gosh, it all makes sense now. The violence, the constant sexual assault... Oh, um, well no big deal. This happens like every few years or so. We hear all the stories. There was just that thing with the Xerneas and Yveltal a while ago. And there was a gengar or something... Meteors... So is he here for a reason or something Xatu?

Xatu: iunno maybe

>>31656993
>so, are we gonna get Popplio on our team? I'm already getting tired of Oshawott as a fucktoy t b h and Samurott is terrible compared to Primarina

>>31657012
it´s too late, Ron loves the Otter and I thogth that all the pokemons have the same stats in PMD

>>31657012
I still think we should join forces and dicks with Treecko

>>31657012
Don't be mean to the otter

>>31656993
Xatu: I can only see as far as finding the King of the Forest for the time being. My vision is slowly clouding. It is... disconcerting. Something maybe be looming on the horizon. I cannot help you with fortune telling, but I can teach you moves if you want.

Oshawott: That's right! Ron, Xatu can teach pokemon moves that they wouldn't learn through normal leveling, but her selection of moves is limited to a couple every day. Do you want to learn any moves?

>Do you? 4 next.

>>31657042
see if the birb can teach attract

>>31657042
Burasto baan

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>>31657042
pic

sorry, I'm slowing down. starting to nod off a bit and it's making writing dialogue a bit difficult

>>31657042
Yes please

>>31657042
Attempt to convince Treecko to trade Popplio for Oshawott

>>31657054
secure with dubs

>>31657042
Yeah, let's just learn a damn move. You know Metronome? That sounds like it could have fun plot repercussions. Or, just teach whatever OP has in mind.

>>31656993
>Well, that's all that we needed to know, bye!
now let's go make a plan to kill treecko and make it look an accident... maybe we could trap him in a forest and start a fire, that should work, yes.

>>31657012
Primarina doesn't have a figure yet. They only just announced the midde evos and they're making them super size version instead of regular MC size and I am super salty about that.

>>31657042
Yes, Drill Dick, is like drill run but figthing type

>>31657042
Teach the team Fire and Water Pledge.

>>31657065
re

>>31657075
reroll

>>31657076
This

>>31657081
again

>>31657067
Rerooool.

>>31657057
Ron learns Sweet Kiss

>>31657062
this

>>31657099

...dubs. In by 15 seconds.

>>31657054
roll

>>31657103
rerollerino

Teach him Dragon Ascent

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>>31657054
Birb can teach you these. Your current moves are in orange.

>>31657142
Taunt

>>31657142
>4 again to decide

>>31657142

Learn Taunt. Sounds appropriate.

>>31657142
Teach metronome

>>31657142
taunt for oder sleuth

>>31657142
Taunt for Odor Sleuth. Gotta keep the tail wagging to lure Osha.

>>31657142

Replace Ember with Round.

>>31657142
Replace tackle with metronome

>>31657142
nothing

>>31657142
taunt for tail whip

>>31657142
Replace Ember with Fire Pledge.

>>31657142

Rolling for Taunt, forget Tail Whip.

>Taunt
Provoke the enemy by being a pervert
>Round
Hit on the enemy, creeping them out
>Fire Pledge
Pledge your dick to Oshawott
>Return
Attack powered by your lust for Oshawott booty

>>31657142
round for tail whip

>>31657174
Confirming 4 with dubs?

>>31657142
Taunt for maximum smug, remove odor sleuth

>>31657164
roll for dubs

>>31657184
roll for this

>>31657174
>>31657200
Oh come on, that was our only fire move.

>>31657184
Rerolling

>>31657200
>>31657216
after 5 minute mark

>>31657216

Yeah, that was the point. But I think I missed the cutoff.

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>>31657164
>You decide to replace Odor Sleuth with Taunt

>Oshawott replaces Tail whip with Brine

>With that, the two of you are finally ready to set of into the forest for some adventure

TO BE CONTINUED
Ending here for tonight before I fall asleep. Thanks for joining, everyone! Good night

>>31657261
rolling for OP to go sleep

>>31657261
Nighty night

>>31657261
>tepig showing us his dick at the end
Never change, little piggy.

>>31657261
Rolling for a good night kiss from tepig to oshawott, we can't end a session without any otter molesting

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>>31657261
See you later OP

also I made a drawing, I hope you like it

>>31657261
Good night

>>31657294
beautiful

>>31657261
Sleep well, OP!

>>31657294
Finally, some art.
I would've done something myself, but I'm too shit at the moment.

>>31657303
thanks!

>>31657261
Good night op, next time shove that food up that saberdramon mouth, you ain't raising no supermodels here.

>>31657294
I love it

>>31657294
Perfect

>>31657294
Mind if I use this in the screencaps? It's great.

>>31657318
>>31657387
Thanks a lot

>>31657416
Please do it

>>31657294
h-hot

>>31655849
Wait a sec, wooper is still alive in the back.