What would a human's BST be?

Kukui survives attacks and that Rocket Grunt survived a Hyper Beam from a Dragonite so very good defenses at least

>>31655017
HP: 15
Atk: 35
Def: 20
SpA: 5
SpD: 30
Speed: 43

>>31655010
Probably 10 across the board, with dfferent IVs representing our varied capabilities.

Plus our movepool would really suck (pretty much Normal, Fighting and Dark type moves only).

>>31655077
>Rocket Grunt survived

>>31655098
Yeah. Not even fainted since you can still talk to him

according to Pokestar studios
it's 100 across the board.

30 in everything.
Humans >>>> The weakass fish Pokemon
Humans <<<< Other

>>31655093
we could learn rock throw probably and our items would be pretty OP

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>>31655085
>Speed: 43
fucking kek

>>31655105
Eternal bleeding

>>31655133
kek you meant internal

>>31655142
Nice meme

>>31655010
What about moves, tho? I can think of a few

Puberty(Lv.13)
>This move raises the user's attack by one point, but the user's will be confused

Pay Bills (Lv.30)
>This move sends money flying to the opponent. It will only work if the trainer has 15000 pokedollars, and the opponent gets all the money.

Midlife Crisis (Lv.45)
>The user's ability becomes insomnia, but the user faints after three turns.

Suicide Note (Lv.65)
>The user faints and cannot be restored. This does nothing to the opponent

>>31655010
100/70/5/70/60
humans in the anime take a lot of damage from pokemon and live

>>31655116
>Every human is a pseudo-legendary

It's a wonder people don't just fight the battles themselves.

>>31655242
Simple
Our ability, multi-command, doesn't allow us to battle, but control Pokemon in one way or another. The bad future is when pokemon figure out to change that ability permanently

>>31655116
>taking stats from a movie

>>31655279
That actually would explain why Pokemon will just listen to their trainers magically after being caught

>>31655305
We could go with the manga's explanation that the badges (and by extension, the Pokéballs) are mind control.

>>31655279
>Our ability, multi-command, doesn't allow us to battle, but control Pokemon in one way or another. The bad future is when pokemon figure out to change that ability permanently
lol

Human should have 0 special attack. What could a human that counts as special attack? Vomit?

>>31655357
really annoying sounds like what babies and assholes make

>>31655242
>>31655279
Alternative reason is because humans have a pretty shitty movepool overall and lack the STAB benefits of various moves our tech does provide.

>>31655357
memes

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>>31655357
humans have been shown in the anime using psychic powers tho
example: Olympia

>>31655357
Well if we count weaponry
>Nuke, 500 BP Poison Move
>Fling that changes type and form depending on the item in question
>Flamethrowers
>Acid
And many more, other than that what this one said>>31655448

>>31655179
>Z-suicide note remembers the next ally that switches in of the futility of life and lowers all its stats by 1

>>31655128
i don't get it

>>31655587
Ballistic weapons would count as physical moves.

>>31655010
humans are the smartest beings in the world

so maybe high special attack?

>>31655642
Vikavolt