Itt: Talk about nice fantasies we have about our pokemon (no sexual pls)
I'm currently sick, so it would be absolute heaven if I had a Floatzel and she's use scald to boil water to bring me tea and she;s sit by my bed to comfort me.
>>31650014
Forget the Pokémon, look at those sexy, sweaty, smelly feet ready to be licked and worshiped with the purest passion
>>31650014
You just wanted to post that Floatzel image because you want to fuck it don't you?
>>31650099
No, man, I just want her to serve me tea and comfort me during my illness.
>>31650087
Who the fuck hurt you to make you this way?
OP could not have used a creepier, more fur-baity pic if he tried.
>>31650014
I want my Primarina toteach my Swanna his dancing and singing techniques so that Swanna can become leader of his flock. Then they hold hands and hug.
>>31650211
image is fine, the OP is creepy himself though
>>31650254
The actual fuck? I just want to have tea with my pokemon! What the fuck is creepy about that?!
>>31650211
I thought it was a comfy pic. That's why I posted it.
>>31650254
>OP is creepy himself
Explain